(Shot
opens up with an aerial view of the Astrodome. Then cuts to
the inside. Biohazard can be seen sitting behind his desk on
the phone.)
Biohazard:
I haven't seen anyone out of the ordinary come in!.......No
I don't know who the mystery partner will be......yes.....I
know...ha.....yes, we'll be ready.
(Biohazard
hangs up the phone, laughing to himself. He then picks up a
new 40oz Uncle Jemima's superstar series which his picture
on the bottle.)
The
Arena is dark. Suddenly, a pink beam of light comes down
from the ceiling revealing 7th Heavens own Jessica Beil
standing in the middle of the ring wearing hardly anything,
but what is covering her body has hearts on it.
Deamon
Riight: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to WWA's first
Annual Broken Hearts and Shattered Bones! It is my pleasure
to introduce everyone here to a beautiful actress. Star of
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Summer Catch. Mary Camdon
herself....Miss Jessica Beil! She will now sing our national
athem.
Jessica:
Ooooh...say can you see.........
During
the singing of the nations song the camera cuts around to
scenes of audience members with their hands over their
hearts. Then to scenes of troops in Iraq, then to WWA
superstars in the back of the arena, then to a quick shot of
Tim Stocks tearing up from the beautiful song, then to Jim
Roberts who is drooling over Jessica Beil. Then a shot of
the entrance ramp where security is trying to hold Rudy back
from the ring. He is making a desperate attempt to hump Miss
Beil's leg. Rudy breaks free but is clobbered by one of the
WWA elite and dragged to the back. The scene then cuts back
to the ring.
Jessica:
.....the bombs bursting in aiiiiir. Gave proof through
tha night. That our flag was still there. Oh say does that
star spangled banner yeeat waaaaveeeee. For the land of the
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and the home...of tha braveeee.
The
lights come up and the fans come to their feet with
applause. Jessica is helped from the ring by WWA Elite and
suddenly Fire works go off and laser lights come on.
Tim
Stocks: Hello Wrestling fans and welcome to WWA's Broken
Hearts and Shattered Bones...brought to you by the good
people at Fro-Gain. Fro-Gain....Dat's Fro like it!
Jim
Roberts: I'm Jim Roberts joined by Tim Stocks and boy do
we have an outstanding ppv for you all.
Tim
Stocks: That's right! Tonight the valentines tourny will
be decided! Who will get the paid vacation with a supplied
date and who will get the title shot in their respected
division?
Jim
Roberts: Forget about that! Tonight we get to see two
major league babes go at it in a pudding match for the
lightweight title!!!
Tim
Stocks: We've also have two matches tonight with mystery
participants. Terry O'Reilly and his mystery partner will
take on The WWA Rydaz in Boogie 2 Shoe's final match in the
WWA. Also, Scorpio Murphy will be putting his Arena title on
the line against a mystery opponent. Who knows who the WWA
staff has appointed to face Murphy!
Jim
Roberts: Also, two WWA unpopulars go at it when Cyprus
Johnson takes on Sub-Zero Blade, and lets not forget about
the long awaited Shattered Bones Match between Rangon and
Jonny Bawlz. I'm sure we'll see some quality violence there.
Tim
Stocks: Then the two big'uns of the night. Tony Steele
will take on Dante for the Heavyweight Title, and Freddy
puts his Worlds title on the line against "Iceman"
Moe Hunter.
Jim
Roberts: Well lets get this party star.......
Before
Jim can finish his sentence, "Titans of our
time" by Iron Savior plays.
Tim: "What's
does this mean?"
Jim: "I know -
Uncle Jemima has come to the WWA!"
Tim: "You're
hopeless, you know that?"
Daemon Riight:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, now coming down to the ring -
Masachi Hanzottori!"
Tim: "What on
earth is HE doing here?"
Jim: "Who the
hell is 'Masa whosis has a story'?"
Tim: "He was a
huge star in Japan, and recently retired..."
Masachi
finally appears, standing at around 6'5", 260lbs.
Wearing a sleek dark green suit and his trademark lime
bordered white mask, jet black hair flowing from the back.
He stands at the entrance and looks around the crowd,
taking it all in. Once he feels ready, he signals for the
music to but and begins to speak.
Masachi: "I'm
sure there are many here who do not know me. And even
those who do will be wondering why I'm here. My name is
Masachi Hanzottori, I've competed and reigned as champion
in many companies in Japan as well as the US, but right
here and now, none of that matters. Because right now, I
have to say something very important to Mr. Tim here
as well as all of those in attendance, and watching on PPV.
I know you all are huge fans of the WWA, and starting
Thursday the 26th of February, 2004 you can all become
huge fans of Hanzottori's new WWA Terror!"
Jim: "Oh great,
another one of those 'I'll kill everyone in the fed'
guys."
Tim: "Actually,
I think he's referring to the return of our Thursday night
show."
Jim: (shakes fist)
"He'd better be..."
Tim: Like
you could do anything. Oh Well, lets get this tournament
under way!
Match 1
Tim (WWA's #1 Fan) vs. El Mexico Mysterio
El Mexico came down to the ring and awaited his opponent, Tim the fan. Sadly Tim never came down. The
ref started to call for the bell but then music started to play. It was a track off of the latest WWA cd. The crowd looked to see who it was. It was a woman clad in WWA apperal. She was carrying a
microphone.
Woman: Tim couldn't make it tonight so I decided to come in his place. If he is WWA's #1 fan then just call me #2.
She dove into the ring but she was no match for a WWA star. The only highlight was when El Mexico taunted her to slap him, when she did he went flying back into the ropes. After that he just simply walked up to her and with a suplex she was out for the count.
Winner: El Mexico Mysterio
Match 2
Cesar The Clown vs. Padre
Muerte
After the first match contained a surprise this one contained something that people have gotten used to. A no show, happens every card. The fans were a little dishearten being as most brought Subway to taunt Cesar but they found confort in the fact they were edible.
Winner: Padre Muerte
Match 3
Sean Todd vs. Disco Bob
It what was the highlight of the first round. Todd and Disco Bob put on a fight. With the Disco image on his side and the fire of his parents death Bob took the early lead. Looking like a man on a mission a punch kick combo sent Sean Todd to the mat, where Bob followed and began throwing heavy punches. After picking him up and dominating a few minutes Bob's original furry ran low on gas. Todd, booted Bob to the face on a reverse into the ropes. Todd was taking advantage of this moment with an ankle lock on Bob. The tired Bob finally made it to the ropes but only after taking damage to his left ankle. Todd continued to work on it with kicks and a massive ankle drop. Disco Bob moves on the second ankle drop and Todd collides with the floor. Bob now has a chance to gain back momentum. But then the lights went out. Up on the Titantron scrolling " Because you beat me once doesn't mean im out, just because you may beat me in the ring doesn't mean im not dangerous outside.......Always remember, to watch your back!" Then when the lights go back on all you see in the middle of the ring is Disco Bob with a spray painted "$" on his back.
Todd wanting to take this opportunity walks over to Bob, thinking he is out cold. When Sean Todd gets near enough Bob rolls him up. 1...2...3
Winner: Disco Bob
Match 4
Mr. Canada vs. Sean Todd
The crowd was stoked for the tournament to continue. So far it had been going well with only one no show. Well make that two, Mr. Canada never came out and DK (as he now likes to be called) got a bye and more than that much needed rest before the tournament continues.
Winner: DVK
Match 5
Padre Muerte vs. El Mexico
Mesterio
In what looked like a miss match was made into a good one. What El Mexico Mysterio lacked in size compared to Padre, he made up for in heart and speed. El Mex had him spinning in circles at the start popping him with quick punches and staying out of Padre's grasp. After several drop kicks he got the big man to the ground. Mysterio then climbed the ropes and awaited Padre to stand back up, once he did mysterio nailed a flying clothesline. Padre played dead for a minute and mysterio went for some closer attacks but got inside Padre's range. Padre then took over the match. With a series of DDT's he had his way with Mysterio. Mysterio tried to make a come back after what could of only been the crowd's cheering. He was locked into a choke hold and was almost out but fought back, giving Padre elbows. He got free and ran back into the ropes sending him toward Padre but Padre caught him and delivered the Muerte Deathdrop.
Winner: Padre Muerte
Match 6
DVK vs. Disco Bob
The well rested DK took the early advantage. The over eager Disco Bob went lundgeing towards DK, but missed, into the turn buckle. DK didn't turn back after that. In what was a very high paced match, which nearly turned into DK's downfall. He was going for a moonsault but missed. The entire arena held their breath as most where unsure if he was even still alive. Bob crawled his way over to DK. He throws his arm over him 1...2..., No somehow DK lifts his shoulder. Both the men slowly get back to their feet. Moving towards each other. Bob ginger on his ankle still and DK grabbing at his ribs. The begin trading punches. DK whips Disco Bob into the robs and meets him returning with a drop kick. Bob then applies a figure four. Bob could muster only a small amount of strenth to try and get free. It wasn't enough as DK moved to the final match.
Winner: DVK
Final Tournament Match
DVK vs. Disco Bob
With the tournament surpassing most every body's expectations the final was not a let down. Padre again had a huge size advantage but as proved in his last match that doesn't always mean all that much, you first have to catch the man you are going against. This time Padre didn't allow the smaller man to get off to a head start. Advanceing swinging Padre hit on his 2nd swing at DK. Sending him into the corner, traped and with nowhere to run. Padre mad his way over and the onslaught continued. The turn came when Padre tried whiping DK into the other side but somehow DK reversed it. DK followed Padre into the corner and delivered a kick to the face. Padre fell forward on his face. DK climbed the ropes and flew high for a big elbow to Padre's back. Padre rolled over in pain. DK Started to climb the ropes when he noticed a sign that read Frozen One and pointed to the fan bellow him. DK stoped climbing and staired at the fan that had the sign, wondering just what that might mean. Before he could think any further Padre had recovered and turned DK and hit a spinbuster. Padre followed up with a few suplexs and other power moves and went for the pin. But no, DK somehow kicked out. Some strength was left in him and this drove Padre mad. He didn't know what else to do. So he picked him up and held him up choking him. The ref quickly made his way over to break it up. And while the two were arguing DK had gotten up. Tapping on Padre's shoulder turned him around and DK managed enough speed to spear the bigger Padre. With Padre on the ground DK went high and hit a Moonsault and picked up the win, and becoming the tournament champion.
Winner: DVK
!Presentation
of the airline tickets, match contract, and date!
Death
Valley King is standing in the middle of the ring smiling.
This has got to be one of the high points of his career. He
has just won a tournament that not only gives him a all
expenses paid romantic get away with a date, but also a
contract to get a shot at the title in his division. He is
eagerly waiting. Mr. J makes his way down the isle and
enters the ring. He has a microphone.
Mr. J: Ladies
and Gentlemen, lets hear it for this fine athlete who has
won the adoration of thousands tonight! DVK, it is my
pleasure to hand you this pen, and have you sign your name
on this contract to wrestle the next Lightweight champion
for the belt. Put your John Hancock on the dotted line pal!
The Fans
cheer as DVK signs his name to the contract. He shakes J's
hand.
Mr. J: Now
i'm guess you want the other part of the deal. The WWA has
taken it upon themselves this Valentines day to send you on
a romantic get away in The Bahamas!
DVK
screams out with excitement as Mr. J hands him two tickets
to the Bahamas.
Mr. J: But
wait there's more. We've noticed that you don't have a date.
Well, as advertised, the WWA will be supplying you with a
date. Ladies and Gentlemen lets meet DVK's DATE!!!
Blink
182's "All the Small Things" comes on and Rudy
begins to make his way to the ring. DVK is in complete shock
as is Mr. J. Rudy is wearing a neatly pressed velvet suit
complete with top hat and cane. He enters the ring and walks
up the DVK. Who is shaking his head saying no, this won't
do. Rudy begins to laugh and takes the microphone out of Mr.
J's hand.
Rudy: Death
Valley King, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not your date for
this weekend. I am simply here to give you a choice of who
your date will be. WWA fans Biohazard and Mack have given me
the pleasure of introducing you all to our next
sponsor....can you drop the banner please?
The Fans
begin to cheer loudly. DVK just drops his head. Mr. J begins
to laugh hysterically.
Rudy: Dat's
right! Rudy's Midget Escort Service! For all your
"short" timing date needs! Just call
1-555-BigEnuf. We got the Realist Shouties! So DVK allow me
to introduce you to the ladies.
Some
sexy sounding music comes on as three midget girls make
their way from the back. They are all wearing halter tops
and short skirts. They aren't half bad looking.
Rudy: DVK.....meet
Tulip, Trixie, and Tot! These babes are the pick of the
litter and you can choose one to be your date for the Trip.
DVK gets
an open minded look on his face as he begins to scan the
young ladies in front of him. Before he can say anything
Rudy speaks back up.
Rudy: Wait....i'll
give you time to make up your mind. Until then...dream about
these lovely ladies.
They all
make their way to the back.
Tim: I
can't even find the words.....
Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Match 8
Mr. J vs. Crystal Long
(J's Job up for grabs)
Crystal
Long enters the ring with an enormous amount of cheering
going on. She waves. She is dressed in spandex and a cut off
t-shirt. Complete with Asics wrestling shoes and protective
knee pads. Suddenly, POD's Rock the Party hits the loud
speakers and Both Biohazard and Mack come out with Mr. J
walking behind them complaining. The three of them enter the
ring. Biohazard has a microphone.
Biohazard:
I'm sorry to disappoint you fans, but there will be no
match tonight.
Mack: We
found out that Mr. J here was doing some stuff that was
unruly and very bad.
Biohazard:
We caught him selling a blind kid tickets to the
broadway show "Hairspray" starring Harvey
Firestein. J here was telling the kid that they were Broken
Hearts and Shattered Bones Tickets.
Mack: Ladies
and Gentlemen, there is nothing more scary than the thought
of Harvey Firestein in drag. and though the poor boy
wouldn't have been able to see him, he still would have
heard that scratchy obnoxious voice.
Biohazard:
So Mack and I came to a mutual agreement to Fire Mr. J
as commissioner of the WWA and hand it over to Crystal Long.
In the
midst of this Mr. J grabs the microphone. He is now in
tears.
Mr. J: WHAT?
You mean to tell me after being harassed by this bimbo!
After being kidnapped and nearly beaten to death by her
skizo boyfriend that you are going to hand her my job just
like that?! Let me tell you two something! I've sat back
long enough and watch you two run this federation like it's
your own personal ant Farm! Well, enough's enough and it's
time for a change! you haven't heard the last of Mr. J!
Mr. J exits
the ring and runs back up the isle like a prissy little
girl. The three in the ring have a great laugh as Crystal
Long uses Biohazard's back to sign her name to the contract.
Jim
Roberts: Hotty Commissioner!!!!
Tim
Stocks: I'm sure she'll do an outstanding job....lets
get on with the action!
Match 9
Cyprus Johnson vs. Sub-Zero Blade
"Rock the Party" by POD comes on and Mack comes out onto the ramp way. He makes his way down the ramp way and enters the ring. The fans are cheering until Mack puts up his hand and they go quite.
"For the past few weeks, I have got complaints from super stars and from fans about the actions of SZB and
Kamakazi. The actions they did to Tony Steele was wrong and there needs to be some type of punishment. I would like to address all three men right now. So if Tony,
Kama, and SZB will make there way to the ring."
Tony comes down first and the fans cheer them on. He gets in the ring, Shakes Mack's hand and stands to the side of Mack. The watch as Kama and SZB comes down to the ring. The fans start to boo them as they come down. They flip off some people and enter the ring. Kama turns to Mack, smiles and shakes his hand. Mack turns to
SZB, SZB has his hand out. Mack looks at it and turns so Tony is on his left and Kama and SZB is on his right. He puts his right hand in his pocket.
"Okay. Lets handle this matter right now. I am tired of you three attacking each other. So tonight I am tell you, you three will have a match against each other. No teams just man vs. man vs. man. Now onto the
punishment." Mack drops the mic, pulls out his right hand, which now has brass knuckles on it and he sucker punches Tony right against the side of the head. Tony falls back. Mack turns to Kama and
SZB, booth men are laughing and put up high fives for Mack. Mack looks, steps back and super kicks
SZB. SZB halls over the ropes and lands hard on the back of his head and is out cold. Mack then turns to
Kama, who has a surprised look on his face. Mack grabs the mic again and looks into his eyes.
"The only reason you are not like the other two is because you WERE my friends, partner, and stable mate. BUT this is the last Warning. Don't let it happen again."
Mack drops the mic and exits the ring. He walks halfway up the ramp. Kama exits through the crowd. Tony wakes back up and makes his way back to the back. Cyprus comes down to the ring and gets in it. Mack signals for the ref to start the match.
SZB doesn't come two during the match and gets counted out. Cyprus wins the match and comes up the ramp. Mack looks at him.
"You will get a match with him sometime in the near future."
Jim: Well that was interesting.
Tim: Yeah, I don't think that Mack is on the fans favorite list right now.
Match 10
WWA Rydaz vs. Terry O'Reilly & Mystery Partner
(Randy Maniro's last match)
Scooby was
the first to enter the ring. He was accompanied by Biohazard
coming out in the usual WWA Rydaz style. Suddenly, Man in
the Box comes on and Terry O'Reilly makes his way to the
ring. He walks in and right past Biohazard and Scooby over
calling for a microphone. The request is granted and Deamon
Riight hands the mic over to Terry.
Terry: I
guess you are all ready to see who my mystery tag team
partner is. Ladies and Gentlemen I present....former WWA
Worlds Heavyweight Champion...Kamakazi!!!
A
speechless crowd, and Biohazard, watches as Kamakazi slowly
makes his way down the isle giving Biohazard a sarcastic
glare and laugh. Biohazard is on fire, and begins shouting
at Kamakazi. Suddenly, Biohazard is Pearl Harbored by Terry
and Kama darts to the ring. Biohazard is thrown from the
ring leaving Scooby at the mercy of Kama and Terry.
Suddenly, KC and The Sunshine band's "Boogie
Shoes" hits the PA and Randy Maniro comes running out
to the ring with a standing ovation. He hits the ring and
goes ballistic. He nails kama, then nails Terry. Before
Randy knows it he has cleaned house. The fans are going
crazy. Scooby makes it to the outside. Kamakazi decides to
be the first man in the ring and ties up with Scooby. Kama
represented on Scooby. Scooby finally makes a desperation
tag to Boogie 2 Shoes. He comes and and has a slug out fest
with Kama and comes out on top. Boogie hammers Kama into a
corner and then whips him across the ring and follows in
with a forearm. Kama drops to the ground and the fans are
going crazy. Kama makes it back to his feet and ties up with
Randy. Kama knees Randy in the boiler and throws him to the
ropes he ducks a closeline from Kama but runs into a big
boot from Terry O'Reilly. From that point on Kama and Terry
made quick tags punishing Randy. Randy eventually broke free
near the end of the match tagging in a much fresher Scooby
who took it to both O'Reilly and Kama. Kama was down on the
ground and Randy is tagged back in. He goes to pin Kama, the
ref gets down to count and Terry O'Reilly nails Scooby with
a pair of brass knuckles. Kamakazi kicks out and Randy leaps
to his feet raising his hands in victory. The referee
assures Randy he didn't get the 3 count. He turns around and
Terry O'Reilly delivers the O'Reilly Factor. Kamakazi the
climbs to the top ropes and hits a shooting star press. Kama
for the cover!....1....2....3! Terry grabs the microphone.
Terry: Congratulations
on your final loss boyle! You are just another stepping
stone in my quest to get Terry Jr. Back! I found out your
boss Biohazard couldn't help me, so my new Friend KAMAKAZI
has decided to assist me in getting my son back. So Farewell
Lad! Happy Trails!
Terry
throws the microphone down and exits the ring with Kama.
Randy rises up and stands. The fans come to their feet. He
exits the ring with his hand raised high.
Tim: I
don't believe it! I looks as though there is a third member
to the terror ring! Terry O'Reilly has affiliated himself
with past IWF member Sub-Zero Blade, and Kamakazi! I hope
this isn't another NWO in the making.
Jim:
Who?!
........::::::::After
Match::::::::........
As Randy
Maniro makes his way to the back, "Titans of our
time" plays again and Masachi Hanzottori meets Randy
halfway along the ramp.
Masachi:
"Everybody, let us show our respect for Randy Maniro,
after his last contracted match with the WWA!"
The cheer
is almost deafening as thousands celebrate the career of
their beloved "Boogie 2 Shoes".
Masachi:
"Randy, you see how much these fans love you, and I
know you feel the same way about this company. So I've
come down here also to present you with an opportunity I
think you'd be perfect for - how would you like to join me
as the other half of the Terror commentary team?"
Randy: Masachi
sir.....you've got yourself a commentator!
Masachi
and Randy Shake hands and make their way backstage.
Jim: "So we
don't get to commentate at Terror then?"
Tim: "Well at
least I don't have to put up with you two nights a
week."
Match 11
Rangon vs. Jonny Bawlz
(Shattered Bones Arena Style Match)
The
lights in the arena went dim. Fireworks shot off in an
explosion of light -- "And now, weighing in at two
hundred and eighty pounds, Rangon!" -- as Rammstein's
"Links 2 3 4" began to play of the loud speakers.
Then Rangon comes striding to the ring, with Aahz close
behind. Then a figure leaps from the crowd - BAM! - Rangon
dodges in time, but Aahz is hit in the head with a steel
fold out chair!
Tim:
It's Jonny Bawlz!
Jim: I guess he couldn't wait!
Aahz's
silver eye flies into the crowd. An unearthly roar seems to
shriek from the arena's walls. Rangon falls to his knees
screaming incomprehensibly. Bawlz swings about his chair,
smacking Rangon on the temple. He is sent spiralling to the
floor, blood flowing down in stream toward the ring!
Bawlz:
I told you I'd get you biz -
Aahz: You fool! You might have freed him from my
grasp, but neither of you will escape with your lives
tonight!
Rangon and Jonny are both sent flying into the ring with
flurry of motion from Aahz and Aahz leaps an impossble
distance!
Tim: We're not sure what's going on, but security has
alerted and should be here shortly!
Jonny
seems confused for a moment, and picks up Rangon one handed,
tossing him in the ring before the cage is lowered. As soon
as Rangon is in, Jonny hops up onto the apron while never
taking his eyes off Aahz. He doesn't seem to quite know
what's going on, but just as he enters, Aahz makes an
incredible leap directly for Bawlz! In a last moment effort
to avoid the attack, the Sensei of Chair-Kwon-Do brings the
folding chair up, hitting Aahz directly on the forehead in
mid-jump! With so much momentum behind his leap, Aahz is
sent flying into the back of the cage! He stands up laughs.
Aahz:
Fine - I can see we'll be doing this the hard way.
As
he's speaking, Rangon regains his feet and most of his
bearings. He looks over to Jonny and then at Aahz. Without
speaking he flanks Aahz on his right, trying to get him a
grapple and gives Jonny an opening! Jonny
follows quickly after a moment of confusion, flattening out
the chair and delivering a swift jabbing
attack with the tip of the chair to Aahz's midsection!
Aahz
buckles under the stress of Jonny's chair and Rangon sends
him flying into the side of the cage. He takes hold of
Aahz's long hair, and begins to smash his face into the
cage! Jonny sets up, measuring Aahz with a momentary odd
look towards Rangon. As the beating against the cage ceases
momentarily, Jonny charges forward, leaping at the last
minute to deliver a flying drop-kick to the back of Aahz's
head, sending it roughly into the cage once again! Aahz
falls to his knees. His breathing is ragged. There's a red
glow emitting from where his eye once was. He jumps up again
and flies at Jonny in a flurry of kicks faster than any
human should be able. Jonny Bawlz goes down, dropping his
chair!
Tim:
We have been informed to let the public this match is not
sanctioned by the WWA and security will be breaking it up
shortly!
Jim: They had better hurry, it's starting to get
brutal in there!
But security can't seem to unlock the cage. They seem
clueless on what to do until President Biohazard himself
comes down and the blowtorch.
Biohazard: Break this **** up now! I don't need any
parents suing my ass!
Rangon
leaps at Aahz with his new toy -- a piece of barbed wire
from the cage! He wraps it around Aahz's neck, making a
waterfall of blood start to pour down his chest! The red
glow in Aahz's left socket grows more intense - BOOOOM! --
the blowtorch explodes sending a security flying halfway
down the runway!
Jonny
gets back up and starts to climb the side of the cage while
Aahz sends Rangon flying backwards! He collides with the
cold steel with a metallic crash that echoes throughout the
arena!
Aahz:
You think you can stop me? Your family is dead, your friends
are dead, why don't just lay down and die?!?
Jonny
goes flying -- straight into his signature move -- the
TILT-A-BAWLZ! Time seems to slow down as Jonny legs wrap
around Aahz's neck, sending him flying into the side of the
cage! Jonny wastes no time. He picks up his chair and begins
to smack Aahz over the head. There's crunch after sickening
crunch as the chair collides with Aahz's head!
Tim:
Oh my God! Someone is going to die in there!
Jim: I need a drink!
Jonny
is stopped in midair and sent flying backward into the cage!
Aahz picks up the chair and rips it in half with his bare
hands! He takes sharp piece of metal from the chair and
walks over to Jonny, picking him up with a single arm!
Aahz:
It's time for you to die!
Aahz
jabs the shard at Jonny's throat, but he's not fast enough
for Jonny! He catches Aahz's arm! He tries to break free
from Aahz's iron grip with no luck. Aahz moves the shard
closer and closer until two burly hands wrap themselves
around his head - CRACK - and he falls lifeless to the mat.
Rangon spits on the body, and then offers Jonny a hand up!
Jonny takes it, and they stand there out of breathe and
nothing to say!
The
cage comes up shortly after and Biohazard barks a few orders
at security. Rangon and Jonny both are led out of the ring
by security!
Biohazard:
Ladies and Gentlemen! I must apologize for this display! In
no way was it condoned by the WWA! I think the man
responsible is laying at my feet, but I will question Rangon
and Jonny to see what they know!
Medics
rush out, some to the security guard and some to the ring. A
tarp is thrown of Aahz's lifelss body and removed from the
ring. The security guard is rushed out and to the nearest
hosipital.
Tim: That was insane!
Jim:
Yeah,
but I'm glad its over! Now I get to see two of the hottest
girls in the WWA get naked!
Tim: They'll have bikinis on, you know!
Jim: Damn it!
Match 12
Eve vs. Kloe Hunter
(Lightweight Title Pudding/Bikini Match)

Winner: Eve
Jim: YAAAAY!!!!!!!
Tim: That was
quite entertaining. Let's continue.
Match 13
Scorpio Murphy vs. Mystery Opponent
(Arena Title #1 Contender)
Scorpio
Murphy made it to the ring first. He stood in the Arena pit
grasping his beloved Arena Championship belt. He throws it
to the side and grabs a lead pipe that is laying near by
awaiting whoever was about to come out. The crowd is shocked
when WWE superstar Goldberg's music hits the speakers. They
instantly begin to boo and chant gooolllddberrrg. Smoke
forms at the entrance way. The smoke goes away and fireworks
go off to reveal a midget wearing a Goldberg mask. He turns
and tries to run back to the dressing room, but the WWA
Elite stop him and dump him into the Arena pit. Scorpio
Murphy approaches him. The Midget looks up at him and kicks
him in the shin. Scorpio drops the lead pipe on the Midgets
head knocking him out cold. Scorpio is now hopping up and
down on one foot holding his injured shin. A WWA medic runs
in and calls the match. The Goldberg mask is removed to
reveal Rudy. Murphy retains the Arena title....but at what
cost?......at what cost?
Tim: That
was without a doubt the most appalling thing I've ever seen.
That just hurt my feelings ladies and gentlemen.
Jim: Not
me...that was freakin funny as helll. Can we get a replay on
that?
Tim: I
hear there is a disturbance back stage...lets check it out.
....::::Back
Stage::::....
(( Sub-Zero
Blade can be seen limping out of the medic room. He stops at
a near by water fountain to take a sip when suddenly 7
ninja's jump out ready to pounce on him. As they all draw
their weapons 6 of them end up injuring themselves. One
remains with a single sword. He aims it at Sub-Zero Blade
but before getting the slash in he is clobbered with a steel
chair from out of no where. A non-flustered blade just
smiles toward the figure that did the clobbering and shakes
his head.))
Sub-Zero
Blade: You know I could have taken these punks on my
own.
(( Camera
spins around to reveal.......Mr. B?!!?!?!?!?!? ))
Mr. B: You
know me.....I love to get involved. I'm hungry...lets get
out of here.
(( Sub-Zero
Blade and Mr. B exit the area stepping over the fallen fleet
of ninja henchmen.))
Match 14
Dante vs. Tony Steele
(Heavyweight Title)
Outstanding
competition. Tony Steele went into this match for two
reasons; 1 to take out his frustrations on someone, and 2 to
win the WWA Heavyweight championship. Which isn't an easy
task considering the champion is Dante. The match started
off with both wrestlers sizing each other off...why I don't
know, they've wrestled many times. Dante wins a tie up
giving Tony a powerful hip toss. Dante capitalizes by
lifting Tony up and hitting a snap suplex. Dante goes for
the cover, but Tony's arm is out before a 1 count. Way too
early for that kind of stuff. Tony makes it back to his feet
and blocks a round house right from Dante countering with
his own. Tony gains momentum and begins to fire back at Date
with a series of right hands straight to the temple. He runs
to the ropes and sends Dante to the mat with a flying
lariat. Tony ten puts Dante in a half crab attempting
to get a submission, but Dante is way to close to the ropes.
Tony releases the hold and stomps on Dante's mid-section
before going to the second turnbuckle to flex for the crowd.
He hops down and walks over to Dante who is getting back to
his feet. Tony throws Dante to the ropes and hits a back
body drop when Dante comes back. Tony goes to the second
turnbuckle and hits a flying elbow. Cover! 1.....kick out.
Tony lifts Dante up and signals for a powerbomb. Uppp....and
DOWWWN! Cover! 1.......2..kick out. Tony then signals to the
crowd for one more powerbomb. He stands Dante up but is
thumbed in the eye. Tony staggers back and Dante begins to
regain composer. Dante then controlled a great portion of
the match. Tony had several comeback attempts but cheap
moves kept him at bay. Until Dante missed a clothesline when
Tony was charging back from the ropes. Tony ducked the
clothesline, ran to the ropes and nailed Dante with a high
cross body. Cover! 1......2.......kick out! Tony jumps up
with a look of madness on his face. The Role Model has
received a second wind. He grabs Dante by the hair and lifts
him up to his feet and begins to unload on his face with
lefts and rights causing Dante to drop to one knee. At this
Point Tony runs to the ropes and hits a devastating knee
lift right under Dante's Jaw. Dante falls to the mat. Tony
is thriving off of the fans chats. Tony lifts Dante to his
feet, Body slam. Tony then signals to the crowd...they know
whats coming. STEELEDEAL!!!!! Cover! 1.....2.........3!!!!!!
We have a new WWA Heavyweight Champion!
Tim
Stocks: That was without a doubt one of the best
wrestling matches i've ever seen.
Jim
Roberts: Yeah.....it was like that movie kickboxer.
Except Tony didn't have some guy blackmailing him.
Tim
Stocks: .....Idiot.....lets get on with our Main Event.
Main Event
Freddy vs. Moe Hunter
(World Title)
::"Adema-Immortal"
comes on and the crowd goes wild. Moe Hunter comes
down to the ring. He is feeding off the energy of the
crowd and enters the ring. "Boom" by POD
hits the PA system and there is a mix of boos and
cheers. Freddy comes out with half of the Jason Myers
mask on. The two men enter the ring and the bell
rings. They circle each other.::
Tim:
This should be a great match. These two have fought
with each other for so long. They know each others
moves and the way they fight.
::Moe moves
in for the first move. He picks the big man up and
scoops slams him. He then goes for some quick elbow
drops. They get to there feet and start to square off
again. Moe moves in for another move, but Freddy meets
him with swift punch. Freddy then hits a short clothes
line. Moe ends up on his back. Freddy comes
running back with a leg drop onto the fallen Hunter.
Freddy then picks Moe up and sends him to the ropes.
On Moe's return Freddy hits him with a big boot.
Freddy keeps up on the attack with punches onto Moe's
head. The ref pulls Freddy off of Moe. Moe gets
up to his feet a little dazed. Freddy pushes the ref
out of the way and goes running at Moe for a
clothesline. Moe ducks out of the way, pulls down on
the top rope, and sends Freddy sending over the top
rope. Freddy goes flying over and hits his head
against the guard rail. Freddy slowly gets to hit
feet, Moe goes flying off of the ropes and hits a cross
body. Both men hit the ground hard. Freddy gets
to his feet and makes his way around the edge of the
ring. Moe gets up and runs at his. Moe goes for
a flying elbow but Freddy grabs him in mid air. Freddy
then runs him into the poll on the outside.::
Jim:
Man that had to hurt.
::Freddy
still has a hold of Moe. He goes for a release belly
to belly. Moe goes flying back and lands through the
announcer table. Freddy falls down to one knee.
Freddy rolls into the ring. He tries to go back out
but the ref is holding him back. While the ref has his
back turned to Moe Hunter, Darryl Francher jumps out of the
crowd and hits a power bomb onto the remains of the
table. He then picks Moe back up and rolls him into
the ring and jumps back into the crowd. Both the ref
and Freddy look down at Moe in surprise about him being in
the ring. Freddy goes for the pin. 1...2... Moe
kicks out. Freddy pulls Moe up. Moe tries to go
for a few swings but doesn't have the energy to have much
force behind them.::
Tim:
Moe has taken a betting, he just doesn't have the energy.
::Freddy
then hits the Living Hell and goes back for the pin.
1...2...3.::
Tim:
Freddy is still your champion.
::Just then
"Rock the Party" comes on and Mack comes walking
out. He is now meet with boos and cheers. He
makes his way halfway down the ring. The Elite Force
makes there way in front of Mack and face towards
Freddy. Mack lifts the mic up his mouth.
"Very
good Freddy. But you know one thing. You need to
start looking into stuff more. Moe did try to come and
visit you in the hospital, but I had J tell you no one came
to visit you. I wanted to create a monster out of you
and it worked. You were just a pawn in my great
plains. And now you are no longer needed. I got
you fighting your best friend and partner. Now your
just waist."
::Freddy
starts to make his way up to Mack. But the Elite force
keeps him back. Mack starts to walk away. He
stops and turns around.::
"Oh
yeah there was two more thing. That shirt that Moe
magically got last week was from me. And then there is
also this."
::Mack
points up to the titantron. There on the screen is
Anna tied up with a blind fold on. She has cuts and
bruises all over her. She is in a dark and damp
place. She is screaming out for help. Freddy
goes mad at seeing this and the Elite Force has to sedate
him to keep him from getting to Mack.::
"I
will see you later Freddy"
Jim: WHOA!
ANNA IS ALIVE!!!!!!
Tim: Well
this has been one interesting night. I'm Tim Stocks also
speaking for Jim Roberts....signing off!
::The scene
goes out with the picture of Anna.::
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