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Broken Hearts and Shattered Bones Results

 

 (Shot opens up with an aerial view of the Astrodome. Then cuts to the inside. Biohazard can be seen sitting behind his desk on the phone.)

Biohazard: I haven't seen anyone out of the ordinary come in!.......No I don't know who the mystery partner will be......yes.....I know...ha.....yes, we'll be ready.

(Biohazard hangs up the phone, laughing to himself. He then picks up a new 40oz Uncle Jemima's superstar series which his picture on the bottle.)


The Arena is dark. Suddenly, a pink beam of light comes down from the ceiling revealing 7th Heavens own Jessica Beil standing in the middle of the ring wearing hardly anything, but what is covering her body has hearts on it.

Deamon Riight: Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome to WWA's first Annual Broken Hearts and Shattered Bones! It is my pleasure to introduce everyone here to a beautiful actress. Star of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Summer Catch. Mary Camdon herself....Miss Jessica Beil! She will now sing our national athem.

Jessica: Ooooh...say can you see.........

During the singing of the nations song the camera cuts around to scenes of audience members with their hands over their hearts. Then to scenes of troops in Iraq, then to WWA superstars in the back of the arena, then to a quick shot of Tim Stocks tearing up from the beautiful song, then to Jim Roberts who is drooling over Jessica Beil. Then a shot of the entrance ramp where security is trying to hold Rudy back from the ring. He is making a desperate attempt to hump Miss Beil's leg. Rudy breaks free but is clobbered by one of the WWA elite and dragged to the back. The scene then cuts back to the ring.

Jessica: .....the bombs bursting in aiiiiir. Gave proof through tha night. That our flag was still there. Oh say does that star spangled banner yeeat waaaaveeeee. For the land of the freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and the home...of tha braveeee.

The lights come up and the fans come to their feet with applause. Jessica is helped from the ring by WWA Elite and suddenly Fire works go off and laser lights come on. 

Tim Stocks: Hello Wrestling fans and welcome to WWA's Broken Hearts and Shattered Bones...brought to you by the good people at Fro-Gain. Fro-Gain....Dat's Fro like it!

Jim Roberts: I'm Jim Roberts joined by Tim Stocks and boy do we have an outstanding ppv for you all. 

Tim Stocks: That's right! Tonight the valentines tourny will be decided! Who will get the paid vacation with a supplied date and who will get the title shot in their respected division?

Jim Roberts: Forget about that! Tonight we get to see two major league babes go at it in a pudding match for the lightweight title!!!

Tim Stocks: We've also have two matches tonight with mystery participants. Terry O'Reilly and his mystery partner will take on The WWA Rydaz in Boogie 2 Shoe's final match in the WWA. Also, Scorpio Murphy will be putting his Arena title on the line against a mystery opponent. Who knows who the WWA staff has appointed to face Murphy!

Jim Roberts: Also, two WWA unpopulars go at it when Cyprus Johnson takes on Sub-Zero Blade, and lets not forget about the long awaited Shattered Bones Match between Rangon and Jonny Bawlz. I'm sure we'll see some quality violence there.

Tim Stocks: Then the two big'uns of the night. Tony Steele will take on Dante for the Heavyweight Title, and Freddy puts his Worlds title on the line against "Iceman" Moe Hunter.

Jim Roberts: Well lets get this party star.......

Before Jim can finish his sentence, "Titans of our time" by Iron Savior plays. 

 
Tim: "What's does this mean?"
 
Jim: "I know - Uncle Jemima has come to the WWA!"
 
Tim: "You're hopeless, you know that?"
 
Daemon Riight: "Ladies and Gentlemen, now coming down to the ring - Masachi Hanzottori!"
 
Tim: "What on earth is HE doing here?"
 
Jim: "Who the hell is 'Masa whosis has a story'?"
 
Tim: "He was a huge star in Japan, and recently retired..."
 

Masachi finally appears, standing at around 6'5", 260lbs. Wearing a sleek dark green suit and his trademark lime bordered white mask, jet black hair flowing from the back. He stands at the entrance and looks around the crowd, taking it all in. Once he feels ready, he signals for the music to but and begins to speak.

 
Masachi: "I'm sure there are many here who do not know me. And even those who do will be wondering why I'm here. My name is Masachi Hanzottori, I've competed and reigned as champion in many companies in Japan as well as the US, but right here and now, none of that matters. Because right now, I have to say something very important to Mr. Tim here as well as all of those in attendance, and watching on PPV. I know you all are huge fans of the WWA, and starting Thursday the 26th of February, 2004 you can all become huge fans of Hanzottori's new WWA Terror!"
 
Jim: "Oh great, another one of those 'I'll kill everyone in the fed' guys."
 
Tim: "Actually, I think he's referring to the return of our Thursday night show."
 
Jim: (shakes fist) "He'd better be..."

Tim: Like you could do anything. Oh Well, lets get this tournament under way!


Match 1
Tim (WWA's #1 Fan) vs. El Mexico Mysterio

El Mexico came down to the ring and awaited his opponent, Tim the fan. Sadly Tim never came down. The ref started to call for the bell but then music started to play. It was a track off of the latest WWA cd. The crowd looked to see who it was. It was a woman clad in WWA apperal. She was carrying a microphone. 
Woman: Tim couldn't make it tonight so I decided to come in his place. If he is WWA's #1 fan then just call me #2. 
She dove into the ring but she was no match for a WWA star. The only highlight was when El Mexico taunted her to slap him, when she did he went flying back into the ropes. After that he just simply walked up to her and with a suplex she was out for the count.
Winner: El Mexico Mysterio

Match 2
Cesar The Clown vs.
Padre Muerte

After the first match contained a surprise this one contained something that people have gotten used to. A no show, happens every card. The fans were a little dishearten being as most brought Subway to taunt Cesar but they found confort in the fact they were edible. 
Winner: Padre Muerte

Match 3
Sean Todd vs. Disco Bob

It what was the highlight of the first round. Todd and Disco Bob put on a fight. With the Disco image on his side and the fire of his parents death Bob took the early lead. Looking like a man on a mission a punch kick combo sent Sean Todd to the mat, where Bob followed and began throwing heavy punches. After picking him up and dominating a few minutes Bob's original furry ran low on gas. Todd, booted Bob to the face on a reverse into the ropes. Todd was taking advantage of this moment with an ankle lock on Bob. The tired Bob finally made it to the ropes but only after taking damage to his left ankle. Todd continued to work on it with kicks and a massive ankle drop. Disco Bob moves on the second ankle drop and Todd collides with the floor. Bob now has a chance to gain back momentum. But then the lights went out. Up on the Titantron scrolling " Because you beat me once doesn't mean im out, just because you may beat me in the ring doesn't mean im not dangerous outside.......Always remember, to watch your back!" Then when the lights go back on all you see in the middle of the ring is Disco Bob with a spray painted "$" on his back.
Todd wanting to take this opportunity walks over to Bob, thinking he is out cold. When Sean Todd gets near enough Bob rolls him up. 1...2...3
Winner: Disco Bob

Match 4
Mr. Canada vs. Sean Todd

The crowd was stoked for the tournament to continue. So far it had been going well with only one no show. Well make that two, Mr. Canada never came out and DK (as he now likes to be called) got a bye and more than that much needed rest before the tournament continues.
Winner: DVK

Match 5
Padre Muerte vs. El Mexico Mesterio

In what looked like a miss match was made into a good one. What El Mexico Mysterio lacked in size compared to Padre, he made up for in heart and speed. El Mex had him spinning in circles at the start popping him with quick punches and staying out of Padre's grasp. After several drop kicks he got the big man to the ground. Mysterio then climbed the ropes and awaited Padre to stand back up, once he did mysterio nailed a flying clothesline. Padre played dead for a minute and mysterio went for some closer attacks but got inside Padre's range. Padre then took over the match. With a series of DDT's he had his way with Mysterio. Mysterio tried to make a come back after what could of only been the crowd's cheering. He was locked into a choke hold and was almost out but fought back, giving Padre elbows. He got free and ran back into the ropes sending him toward Padre but Padre caught him and delivered the Muerte Deathdrop. 
Winner: Padre Muerte

Match 6
DVK vs. Disco Bob

The well rested DK took the early advantage. The over eager Disco Bob went lundgeing towards DK, but missed, into the turn buckle. DK didn't turn back after that. In what was a very high paced match, which nearly turned into DK's downfall. He was going for a moonsault but missed. The entire arena held their breath as most where unsure if he was even still alive. Bob crawled his way over to DK. He throws his arm over him 1...2..., No somehow DK lifts his shoulder. Both the men slowly get back to their feet. Moving towards each other. Bob ginger on his ankle still and DK grabbing at his ribs. The begin trading punches. DK whips Disco Bob into the robs and meets him returning with a drop kick. Bob then applies a figure four. Bob could muster only a small amount of strenth to try and get free. It wasn't enough as DK moved to the final match.
Winner: DVK

Final Tournament Match
DVK vs. Disco Bob

With the tournament surpassing most every body's expectations the final was not a let down. Padre again had a huge size advantage but as proved in his last match that doesn't always mean all that much, you first have to catch the man you are going against. This time Padre didn't allow the smaller man to get off to a head start. Advanceing swinging Padre hit on his 2nd swing at DK. Sending him into the corner, traped and with nowhere to run. Padre mad his way over and the onslaught continued. The turn came when Padre tried whiping DK into the other side but somehow DK reversed it. DK followed Padre into the corner and delivered a kick to the face. Padre fell forward on his face. DK climbed the ropes and flew high for a big elbow to Padre's back. Padre rolled over in pain. DK Started to climb the ropes when he noticed a sign that read Frozen One and pointed to the fan bellow him. DK stoped climbing and staired at the fan that had the sign, wondering just what that might mean. Before he could think any further Padre had recovered and turned DK and hit a spinbuster. Padre followed up with a few suplexs and other power moves and went for the pin. But no, DK somehow kicked out. Some strength was left in him and this drove Padre mad. He didn't know what else to do. So he picked him up and held him up choking him. The ref quickly made his way over to break it up. And while the two were arguing DK had gotten up. Tapping on Padre's shoulder turned him around and DK managed enough speed to spear the bigger Padre. With Padre on the ground DK went high and hit a Moonsault and picked up the win, and becoming the tournament champion. 
Winner: DVK


!Presentation of the airline tickets, match contract, and date!

Death Valley King is standing in the middle of the ring smiling. This has got to be one of the high points of his career. He has just won a tournament that not only gives him a all expenses paid romantic get away with a date, but also a contract to get a shot at the title in his division. He is eagerly waiting. Mr. J makes his way down the isle and enters the ring. He has a microphone.

Mr. J: Ladies and Gentlemen, lets hear it for this fine athlete who has won the adoration of thousands tonight! DVK, it is my pleasure to hand you this pen, and have you sign your name on this contract to wrestle the next Lightweight champion for the belt. Put your John Hancock on the dotted line pal!

The Fans cheer as DVK signs his name to the contract. He shakes J's hand.

Mr. J: Now i'm guess you want the other part of the deal. The WWA has taken it upon themselves this Valentines day to send you on a romantic get away in The Bahamas! 

DVK screams out with excitement as Mr. J hands him two tickets to the Bahamas. 

Mr. J: But wait there's more. We've noticed that you don't have a date. Well, as advertised, the WWA will be supplying you with a date. Ladies and Gentlemen lets meet DVK's DATE!!!

Blink 182's "All the Small Things" comes on and Rudy begins to make his way to the ring. DVK is in complete shock as is Mr. J. Rudy is wearing a neatly pressed velvet suit complete with top hat and cane. He enters the ring and walks up the DVK. Who is shaking his head saying no, this won't do. Rudy begins to laugh and takes the microphone out of Mr. J's hand.

Rudy: Death Valley King, don't get the wrong idea. I'm not your date for this weekend. I am simply here to give you a choice of who your date will be. WWA fans Biohazard and Mack have given me the pleasure of introducing you all to our next sponsor....can you drop the banner please?

 

The Fans begin to cheer loudly. DVK just drops his head. Mr. J begins to laugh hysterically.

Rudy: Dat's right! Rudy's Midget Escort Service! For all your "short" timing date needs! Just call 1-555-BigEnuf. We got the Realist Shouties! So DVK allow me to introduce you to the ladies.

Some sexy sounding music comes on as three midget girls make their way from the back. They are all wearing halter tops and short skirts. They aren't half bad looking.

Rudy: DVK.....meet Tulip, Trixie, and Tot! These babes are the pick of the litter and you can choose one to be your date for the Trip.

DVK gets an open minded look on his face as he begins to scan the young ladies in front of him. Before he can say anything Rudy speaks back up. 

Rudy: Wait....i'll give you time to make up your mind. Until then...dream about these lovely ladies.

They all make their way to the back.

Tim: I can't even find the words.....

Jim: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Match 8
Mr. J vs. Crystal Long
(J's Job up for grabs)

Crystal Long enters the ring with an enormous amount of cheering going on. She waves. She is dressed in spandex and a cut off t-shirt. Complete with Asics wrestling shoes and protective knee pads. Suddenly, POD's Rock the Party hits the loud speakers and Both Biohazard and Mack come out with Mr. J walking behind them complaining. The three of them enter the ring. Biohazard has a microphone.

Biohazard: I'm sorry to disappoint you fans, but there will be no match tonight.

Mack: We found out that Mr. J here was doing some stuff that was unruly and very bad.

Biohazard: We caught him selling a blind kid tickets to the broadway show "Hairspray" starring Harvey Firestein. J here was telling the kid that they were Broken Hearts and Shattered Bones Tickets.

Mack: Ladies and Gentlemen, there is nothing more scary than the thought of Harvey Firestein in drag. and though the poor boy wouldn't have been able to see him, he still would have heard that scratchy obnoxious voice.

Biohazard: So Mack and I came to a mutual agreement to Fire Mr. J as commissioner of the WWA and hand it over to Crystal Long.

In the midst of this Mr. J grabs the microphone. He is now in tears.

Mr. J: WHAT? You mean to tell me after being harassed by this bimbo! After being kidnapped and nearly beaten to death by her skizo boyfriend that you are going to hand her my job just like that?! Let me tell you two something! I've sat back long enough and watch you two run this federation like it's your own personal ant Farm! Well, enough's enough and it's time for a change! you haven't heard the last of Mr. J!

Mr. J exits the ring and runs back up the isle like a prissy little girl. The three in the ring have a great laugh as Crystal Long uses Biohazard's back to sign her name to the contract.

Jim Roberts: Hotty Commissioner!!!! 

Tim Stocks: I'm sure she'll do an outstanding job....lets get on with the action!


Match 9
Cyprus Johnson vs. Sub-Zero Blade


"Rock the Party" by POD comes on and Mack comes out onto the ramp way. He makes his way down the ramp way and enters the ring. The fans are cheering until Mack puts up his hand and they go quite. "For the past few weeks, I have got complaints from super stars and from fans about the actions of SZB and Kamakazi. The actions they did to Tony Steele was wrong and there needs to be some type of punishment. I would like to address all three men right now. So if Tony, Kama, and SZB will make there way to the ring."
Tony comes down first and the fans cheer them on. He gets in the ring, Shakes Mack's hand and stands to the side of Mack. The watch as Kama and SZB comes down to the ring. The fans start to boo them as they come down. They flip off some people and enter the ring. Kama turns to Mack, smiles and shakes his hand. Mack turns to SZB, SZB has his hand out. Mack looks at it and turns so Tony is on his left and Kama and SZB is on his right. He puts his right hand in his pocket. "Okay. Lets handle this matter right now. I am tired of you three attacking each other. So tonight I am tell you, you three will have a match against each other. No teams just man vs. man vs. man. Now onto the punishment." Mack drops the mic, pulls out his right hand, which now has brass knuckles on it and he sucker punches Tony right against the side of the head. Tony falls back. Mack turns to Kama and SZB, booth men are laughing and put up high fives for Mack. Mack looks, steps back and super kicks SZB. SZB halls over the ropes and lands hard on the back of his head and is out cold. Mack then turns to Kama, who has a surprised look on his face. Mack grabs the mic again and looks into his eyes. "The only reason you are not like the other two is because you WERE my friends, partner, and stable mate. BUT this is the last Warning. Don't let it happen again." Mack drops the mic and exits the ring. He walks halfway up the ramp. Kama exits through the crowd. Tony wakes back up and makes his way back to the back. Cyprus comes down to the ring and gets in it. Mack signals for the ref to start the match. SZB doesn't come two during the match and gets counted out. Cyprus wins the match and comes up the ramp. Mack looks at him.

"You will get a match with him sometime in the near future."

Jim: Well that was interesting.

Tim: Yeah, I don't think that Mack is on the fans favorite list right now.


Match 10
WWA Rydaz vs. Terry O'Reilly & Mystery Partner
(Randy Maniro's last match)

Scooby was the first to enter the ring. He was accompanied by Biohazard coming out in the usual WWA Rydaz style. Suddenly, Man in the Box comes on and Terry O'Reilly makes his way to the ring. He walks in and right past Biohazard and Scooby over calling for a microphone. The request is granted and Deamon Riight hands the mic over to Terry.

Terry: I guess you are all ready to see who my mystery tag team partner is. Ladies and Gentlemen I present....former WWA Worlds Heavyweight Champion...Kamakazi!!!

A speechless crowd, and Biohazard, watches as Kamakazi slowly makes his way down the isle giving Biohazard a sarcastic glare and laugh. Biohazard is on fire, and begins shouting at Kamakazi. Suddenly, Biohazard is Pearl Harbored by Terry and Kama darts to the ring. Biohazard is thrown from the ring leaving Scooby at the mercy of Kama and Terry. Suddenly, KC and The Sunshine band's "Boogie Shoes" hits the PA and Randy Maniro comes running out to the ring with a standing ovation. He hits the ring and goes ballistic. He nails kama, then nails Terry. Before Randy knows it he has cleaned house. The fans are going crazy. Scooby makes it to the outside. Kamakazi decides to be the first man in the ring and ties up with Scooby. Kama represented on Scooby. Scooby finally makes a desperation tag to Boogie 2 Shoes. He comes and and has a slug out fest with Kama and comes out on top. Boogie hammers Kama into a corner and then whips him across the ring and follows in with a forearm. Kama drops to the ground and the fans are going crazy. Kama makes it back to his feet and ties up with Randy. Kama knees Randy in the boiler and throws him to the ropes he ducks a closeline from Kama but runs into a big boot from Terry O'Reilly. From that point on Kama and Terry made quick tags punishing Randy. Randy eventually broke free near the end of the match tagging in a much fresher Scooby who took it to both O'Reilly and Kama. Kama was down on the ground and Randy is tagged back in. He goes to pin Kama, the ref gets down to count and Terry O'Reilly nails Scooby with a pair of brass knuckles. Kamakazi kicks out and Randy leaps to his feet raising his hands in victory. The referee assures Randy he didn't get the 3 count. He turns around and Terry O'Reilly delivers the O'Reilly Factor. Kamakazi the climbs to the top ropes and hits a shooting star press. Kama for the cover!....1....2....3! Terry grabs the microphone.

Terry: Congratulations on your final loss boyle! You are just another stepping stone in my quest to get Terry Jr. Back! I found out your boss Biohazard couldn't help me, so my new Friend KAMAKAZI has decided to assist me in getting my son back. So Farewell Lad! Happy Trails!

Terry throws the microphone down and exits the ring with Kama. Randy rises up and stands. The fans come to their feet. He exits the ring with his hand raised high.

Tim: I don't believe it! I looks as though there is a third member to the terror ring! Terry O'Reilly has affiliated himself with past IWF member Sub-Zero Blade, and Kamakazi! I hope this isn't another NWO in the making.

Jim: Who?!

........::::::::After Match::::::::........

As Randy Maniro makes his way to the back, "Titans of our time" plays again and Masachi Hanzottori meets Randy halfway along the ramp.

 
Masachi: "Everybody, let us show our respect for Randy Maniro, after his last contracted match with the WWA!"
 

The cheer is almost deafening as thousands celebrate the career of their beloved "Boogie 2 Shoes".

 
Masachi: "Randy, you see how much these fans love you, and I know you feel the same way about this company. So I've come down here also to present you with an opportunity I think you'd be perfect for - how would you like to join me as the other half of the Terror commentary team?"
 
Randy: Masachi sir.....you've got yourself a commentator!

Masachi and Randy Shake hands and make their way backstage.

 
Jim: "So we don't get to commentate at Terror then?"
 
Tim: "Well at least I don't have to put up with you two nights a week."

Match 11
Rangon vs. Jonny Bawlz
(Shattered Bones Arena Style Match)

The lights in the arena went dim. Fireworks shot off in an explosion of light -- "And now, weighing in at two hundred and eighty pounds, Rangon!" -- as Rammstein's "Links 2 3 4" began to play of the loud speakers. Then Rangon comes striding to the ring, with Aahz close behind. Then a figure leaps from the crowd - BAM! - Rangon dodges in time, but Aahz is hit in the head with a steel fold out chair!

Tim: It's Jonny Bawlz!

Jim: I guess he couldn't wait!

Aahz's silver eye flies into the crowd. An unearthly roar seems to shriek from the arena's walls. Rangon falls to his knees screaming incomprehensibly. Bawlz swings about his chair, smacking Rangon on the temple. He is sent spiralling to the floor, blood flowing down in stream toward the ring!

Bawlz: I told you I'd get you biz  -

Aahz: You fool! You might have freed him from my grasp, but neither of you will escape with your lives tonight!

Rangon and Jonny are both sent flying into the ring with flurry of motion from Aahz and Aahz leaps an impossble distance!

Tim: We're not sure what's going on, but security has alerted and should be here shortly!

Jonny seems confused for a moment, and picks up Rangon one handed, tossing him in the ring before the cage is lowered. As soon as Rangon is in, Jonny hops up onto the apron while never taking his eyes off Aahz. He doesn't seem to quite know what's going on, but just as he enters, Aahz makes an incredible leap directly for Bawlz! In a last moment effort to avoid the attack, the Sensei of Chair-Kwon-Do brings the folding chair up, hitting Aahz directly on the forehead in mid-jump! With so much momentum behind his leap, Aahz is sent flying into the back of the cage! He stands up laughs.

Aahz: Fine - I can see we'll be doing this the hard way.

As he's speaking, Rangon regains his feet and most of his bearings. He looks over to Jonny and then at Aahz. Without speaking he flanks Aahz on his right, trying to get him a grapple and gives Jonny an opening!  Jonny follows quickly after a moment of confusion, flattening out the chair and delivering a swift jabbing attack with the tip of the chair to Aahz's midsection! Aahz buckles under the stress of Jonny's chair and Rangon sends him flying into the side of the cage. He takes hold of Aahz's long hair, and begins to smash his face into the cage! Jonny sets up, measuring Aahz with a momentary odd look towards Rangon. As the beating against the cage ceases momentarily, Jonny charges forward, leaping at the last minute to deliver a flying drop-kick to the back of Aahz's head, sending it roughly into the cage once again! Aahz falls to his knees. His breathing is ragged. There's a red glow emitting from where his eye once was. He jumps up again and flies at Jonny in a flurry of kicks faster than any human should be able. Jonny Bawlz goes down, dropping his chair!

Tim: We have been informed to let the public this match is not sanctioned by the WWA and security will be breaking it up shortly!

Jim: They had better hurry, it's starting to get brutal in there!

But security can't seem to unlock the cage. They seem clueless on what to do until President Biohazard himself comes down and the blowtorch.

Biohazard: Break this **** up now! I don't need any parents suing my ass!

Rangon leaps at Aahz with his new toy -- a piece of barbed wire from the cage! He wraps it around Aahz's neck, making a waterfall of blood start to pour down his chest! The red glow in Aahz's left socket grows more intense - BOOOOM! -- the blowtorch explodes sending a security flying halfway down the runway! Jonny gets back up and starts to climb the side of the cage while Aahz sends Rangon flying backwards! He collides with the cold steel with a metallic crash that echoes throughout the arena!

Aahz: You think you can stop me? Your family is dead, your friends are dead, why don't just lay down and die?!? 

Jonny goes flying -- straight into his signature move -- the TILT-A-BAWLZ! Time seems to slow down as Jonny legs wrap around Aahz's neck, sending him flying into the side of the cage! Jonny wastes no time. He picks up his chair and begins to smack Aahz over the head. There's crunch after sickening crunch as the chair collides with Aahz's head!

Tim: Oh my God! Someone is going to die in there!

Jim: I need a drink!

Jonny is stopped in midair and sent flying backward into the cage! Aahz picks up the chair and rips it in half with his bare hands! He takes sharp piece of metal from the chair and walks over to Jonny, picking him up with a single arm!

Aahz: It's time for you to die!

Aahz jabs the shard at Jonny's throat, but he's not fast enough for Jonny! He catches Aahz's arm! He tries to break free from Aahz's iron grip with no luck. Aahz moves the shard closer and closer until two burly hands wrap themselves around his head - CRACK - and he falls lifeless to the mat. Rangon spits on the body, and then offers Jonny a hand up! Jonny takes it, and they stand there out of breathe and nothing to say! The cage comes up shortly after and Biohazard barks a few orders at security. Rangon and Jonny both are led out of the ring by security!

Biohazard: Ladies and Gentlemen! I must apologize for this display! In no way was it condoned by the WWA! I think the man responsible is laying at my feet, but I will question Rangon and Jonny to see what they know!

Medics rush out, some to the security guard and some to the ring. A tarp is thrown of Aahz's lifelss body and removed from the ring. The security guard is rushed out and to the nearest hosipital.

Tim: That was insane!

Jim:
Yeah, but I'm glad its over! Now I get to see two of the hottest girls in the WWA get naked!

Tim: They'll have bikinis on, you know!

Jim: Damn it!


Match 12
Eve vs. Kloe Hunter
(Lightweight Title Pudding/Bikini Match)

Winner: Eve

Jim: YAAAAY!!!!!!!

Tim: That was quite entertaining. Let's continue.


Match 13
Scorpio Murphy vs. Mystery Opponent
(Arena Title #1 Contender)

Scorpio Murphy made it to the ring first. He stood in the Arena pit grasping his beloved Arena Championship belt. He throws it to the side and grabs a lead pipe that is laying near by awaiting whoever was about to come out. The crowd is shocked when WWE superstar Goldberg's music hits the speakers. They instantly begin to boo and chant gooolllddberrrg. Smoke forms at the entrance way. The smoke goes away and fireworks go off to reveal a midget wearing a Goldberg mask. He turns and tries to run back to the dressing room, but the WWA Elite stop him and dump him into the Arena pit. Scorpio Murphy approaches him. The Midget looks up at him and kicks him in the shin. Scorpio drops the lead pipe on the Midgets head knocking him out cold. Scorpio is now hopping up and down on one foot holding his injured shin. A WWA medic runs in and calls the match. The Goldberg mask is removed to reveal Rudy. Murphy retains the Arena title....but at what cost?......at what cost?

Tim: That was without a doubt the most appalling thing I've ever seen. That just hurt my feelings ladies and gentlemen.

Jim: Not me...that was freakin funny as helll. Can we get a replay on that?

Tim: I hear there is a disturbance back stage...lets check it out.


....::::Back Stage::::....

(( Sub-Zero Blade can be seen limping out of the medic room. He stops at a near by water fountain to take a sip when suddenly 7 ninja's jump out ready to pounce on him. As they all draw their weapons 6 of them end up injuring themselves. One remains with a single sword. He aims it at Sub-Zero Blade but before getting the slash in he is clobbered with a steel chair from out of no where. A non-flustered blade just smiles toward the figure that did the clobbering and shakes his head.))

Sub-Zero Blade: You know I could have taken these punks on my own.

(( Camera spins around to reveal.......Mr. B?!!?!?!?!?!? ))

Mr. B: You know me.....I love to get involved. I'm hungry...lets get out of here.

(( Sub-Zero Blade and Mr. B exit the area stepping over the fallen fleet of ninja henchmen.))


Match 14
Dante vs. Tony Steele
(Heavyweight Title)

Outstanding competition. Tony Steele went into this match for two reasons; 1 to take out his frustrations on someone, and 2 to win the WWA Heavyweight championship. Which isn't an easy task considering the champion is Dante. The match started off with both wrestlers sizing each other off...why I don't know, they've wrestled many times. Dante wins a tie up giving Tony a powerful hip toss. Dante capitalizes by lifting Tony up and hitting a snap suplex. Dante goes for the cover, but Tony's arm is out before a 1 count. Way too early for that kind of stuff. Tony makes it back to his feet and blocks a round house right from Dante countering with his own. Tony gains momentum and begins to fire back at Date with a series of right hands straight to the temple. He runs to the ropes and sends Dante to the mat with a flying lariat.  Tony ten puts Dante in a half crab attempting to get a submission, but Dante is way to close to the ropes. Tony releases the hold and stomps on Dante's mid-section before going to the second turnbuckle to flex for the crowd. He hops down and walks over to Dante who is getting back to his feet. Tony throws Dante to the ropes and hits a back body drop when Dante comes back. Tony goes to the second turnbuckle and hits a flying elbow. Cover! 1.....kick out. Tony lifts Dante up and signals for a powerbomb. Uppp....and DOWWWN! Cover! 1.......2..kick out. Tony then signals to the crowd for one more powerbomb. He stands Dante up but is thumbed in the eye. Tony staggers back and Dante begins to regain composer. Dante then controlled a great portion of the match. Tony had several comeback attempts but cheap moves kept him at bay. Until Dante missed a clothesline when Tony was charging back from the ropes. Tony ducked the clothesline, ran to the ropes and nailed Dante with a high cross body. Cover! 1......2.......kick out! Tony jumps up with a look of madness on his face. The Role Model has received a second wind. He grabs Dante by the hair and lifts him up to his feet and begins to unload on his face with lefts and rights causing Dante to drop to one knee. At this Point Tony runs to the ropes and hits a devastating knee lift right under Dante's Jaw. Dante falls to the mat. Tony is thriving off of the fans chats. Tony lifts Dante to his feet, Body slam. Tony then signals to the crowd...they know whats coming. STEELEDEAL!!!!! Cover! 1.....2.........3!!!!!! We have a new WWA Heavyweight Champion!

Tim Stocks: That was without a doubt one of the best wrestling matches i've ever seen.

Jim Roberts: Yeah.....it was like that movie kickboxer. Except Tony didn't have some guy blackmailing him.

Tim Stocks: .....Idiot.....lets get on with our Main Event.


Main Event
Freddy vs. Moe Hunter
(World Title)

::"Adema-Immortal" comes on and the crowd goes wild.  Moe Hunter comes down to the ring.  He is feeding off the energy of the crowd and enters the ring.  "Boom" by POD hits the PA system and there is a mix of boos and cheers.  Freddy comes out with half of the Jason Myers mask on.  The two men enter the ring and the bell rings.  They circle each other.::

Tim:  This should be a great match.  These two have fought with each other for so long.  They know each others moves and the way they fight.

::Moe moves in for the first move.  He picks the big man up and scoops slams him.  He then goes for some quick elbow drops.  They get to there feet and start to square off again.  Moe moves in for another move, but Freddy meets him with swift punch.  Freddy then hits a short clothes line.  Moe ends up on his back.  Freddy comes running back with a leg drop onto the fallen Hunter.  Freddy then picks Moe up and sends him to the ropes.  On Moe's return Freddy hits him with a big boot.  Freddy keeps up on the attack with punches onto Moe's head.  The ref pulls Freddy off of Moe.  Moe gets up to his feet a little dazed.  Freddy pushes the ref out of the way and goes running at Moe for a clothesline.  Moe ducks out of the way, pulls down on the top rope, and sends Freddy sending over the top rope.  Freddy goes flying over and hits his head against the guard rail.  Freddy slowly gets to hit feet, Moe goes flying off of the ropes and hits a cross body.  Both men hit the ground hard.  Freddy gets to his feet and makes his way around the edge of the ring.  Moe gets up and runs at his.  Moe goes for a flying elbow but Freddy grabs him in mid air.  Freddy then runs him into the poll on the outside.::

Jim:  Man that had to hurt.

::Freddy still has a hold of Moe.  He goes for a release belly to belly.  Moe goes flying back and lands through the announcer table.  Freddy falls down to one knee.  Freddy rolls into the ring.  He tries to go back out but the ref is holding him back.  While the ref has his back turned to Moe Hunter, Darryl Francher jumps out of the crowd and hits a power bomb onto the remains of the table.  He then picks Moe back up and rolls him into the ring and jumps back into the crowd.  Both the ref and Freddy look down at Moe in surprise about him being in the ring.  Freddy goes for the pin.  1...2... Moe kicks out.  Freddy pulls Moe up.  Moe tries to go for a few swings but doesn't have the energy to have much force behind them.::

Tim:  Moe has taken a betting, he just doesn't have the energy.

::Freddy then hits the Living Hell and goes back for the pin.  1...2...3.::

Tim:  Freddy is still your champion.

::Just then "Rock the Party" comes on and Mack comes walking out.  He is now meet with boos and cheers.  He makes his way halfway down the ring.  The Elite Force makes there way in front of Mack and face towards Freddy.  Mack lifts the mic up his mouth.

"Very good Freddy.  But you know one thing.  You need to start looking into stuff more.  Moe did try to come and visit you in the hospital, but I had J tell you no one came to visit you.  I wanted to create a monster out of you and it worked.  You were just a pawn in my great plains.  And now you are no longer needed.  I got you fighting your best friend and partner.  Now your just waist."

::Freddy starts to make his way up to Mack.  But the Elite force keeps him back.  Mack starts to walk away.  He stops and turns around.::

"Oh yeah there was two more thing.  That shirt that Moe magically got last week was from me.  And then there is also this."

::Mack points up to the titantron.  There on the screen is Anna tied up with a blind fold on.  She has cuts and bruises all over her.  She is in a dark and damp place.  She is screaming out for help.  Freddy goes mad at seeing this and the Elite Force has to sedate him to keep him from getting to Mack.::

"I will see you later Freddy"

Jim: WHOA! ANNA IS ALIVE!!!!!!

Tim: Well this has been one interesting night. I'm Tim Stocks also speaking for Jim Roberts....signing off!

::The scene goes out with the picture of Anna.::

 

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