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(Pyros explode off the stage and
run down the ramp. Fireworks explode off the 4 turnbuckles) Tim Stocks: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the very first WWA PPV called Paranoia. This is gonna be an exciting night. This is gonna be a historic night. How ya doin', Jim? Jim Robert: Im doing quite fine, and I know we should be IWF free really soon. Or I just hope so. Tim Stocks: I hope you are right. Hey whats going on in the back now?. (IN THE BACK) The WWA logo glosses over, we see a limo pull up with Blue flames on the side of the limo and it just parks on the side of MSG and they just sit there as we go back up Tim Stocks & Jim Roberts. Tim Stocks:
We are gonna have a great main event tonight and I heard Mr.B is gonna be
here and I know that he has alot on his mind and this should be good. Mr. B's music hits as he walks
down to the ring with a very angry look on his face, and a microphone in
hand. Mr. B - I know you
guys from the IWF are all out here trying to resurrect your company, but
don't. It's pointless. IWF is gone, dead, buried. There will be no return
for the IWF anytime in the near future, especially as long as WWA is around! The sold out WWA crowd cheers. Mr. B - With that being
said, I would like to find out who is behind this shindig of trying to bring
back the IWF. I'm sick of watching my wrestlers get jumped every night.
Hell, the former WWA World Champion Tubb Weaver left after he got jumped
and lost his title. He didn't want this shit to keep going down. Nobody
can seem to stop it. Nobody except for me. I am going to find the person
who started this thing and they are going to be in deep shit when I get
my hands on them. The crowd cheers again. Mr. B - So whoever
it is that is behind this thing...come on out!! All of the sudden, the
titan tron fades in to a furniture store on 175th and Cicero. There seem
to be many satisfied customers inside the store, and more leaving, pleased
with what they purchased. There is a big swarm of people in the middle of
the store, as if they were surrounding something or someone. The WWA camera
crew zooms in on the man in the center of the swarm, Mr. G. Mr. G spots
the camera and finishes talking to the customers, after which he steps to
the side to say a few words into the camera. Mr. G - So, what do
you think B? This is my new furniture store, and everybody leaves satisfied.
You see, when the IWF went down, I did a lot of thinking, and I still had
some connections in the wrestling industry. So, around the time when the
WWA first opened up, although the IWF was still up and running at that point,
I talked to a friend of mine, X-Convict, about getting some type of spot
working in an office with the WWA because at the time, it looked like a
promising establishment. I was doing that part time, and running IWF part
time. But when IWF went down, I was working full time. But B...do you have
any idea what type of spot I had? I became a member of the WWA Board of
Directors! You didn't know it, but I was working above you this whole time.
And ever since the IWF went down, I had lots of people from the IWF calling
me up and asking me if it would be back up, so after awhile, when I wanted
to spice WWA up a bit, I decided to invade the WWA using IWF's wrestlers.
The crowd boos profusely. Mr. G - You may not
agree to that, but there's not a damn thing that you can do about it. I
am legally on the WWA Board of Directors, and slowly taking the WWA out
of your hands. IWF is my way of doing that. Through IWF's forces, I am going
to pry the WWA away from you and reform the IWF...and there is no better
place to do so than your very own PPV...Paranoia!! The crowd boos as Gerard smiles. Mr. B - You can't do
that! WWA is mine and there is not a damn thing you can do about it! WWA
is far more superior than IWF could ever be anyway! The crowd goes berzerk. Mr. G - Wow B, I'm
surprised at you. You haven't learned a damn thing from working under me
for so long, have you? The IWF is ten times what the WWA is right now. The
IWF was better than WWA could ever be! The crowd starts an "asshole"
chant. Mr. B - Key word G...WAS...the
IWF is dead now...there is nothing you can do about it. The WWA is alive,
and well. Besides, I wouldn't want your little IWF guys getting hurt and
you having to close down the IWF for a second time! The crowd goes wild. Mr. G - That sounds
like a challenge to me...so I'll tell ya what...since I am technically above
you in...well, everything...I propose we have ourselves a little match... Mr. B - What kind of
match? Mr. G - Let me get
to it, asshole! Mr. G - The kind of
match that I am talking about would be one that only the most elite wrestlers
can survive. I am talking...2 of 3 falls...1st fall will be....a DUMPSTER
Match! The crowd simmers a bit. Mr. B - The second
fall will be...a LAST MAN STANDING match! The crowd goes wild once again. Mr. G - And the third
fall, if necessary, will be...a LADDER match, with a brown leather briefcase
hanging from a suspension cable 20 feet above the ring! The next question
is how many guys are going to fight in it? 1 on 1 doesn't prove a damn thing...so
let's make it...5 on 5. Five of IWF's best versus five of WWA's best wrestlers...winner
take all at Masquerade. Elimination Rules apply. Who-ever is left standing
wins. This will we be able to prove who is top notch. If the IWF side should
win, we get the fed, the name everything. WWA doesn't exist anymore. Should
a miracle occur and the WWA wins, the IWF become under WWA contract and
the IWF is done for good. Mr. B - Sounds good
to me...except for one thing....we need a referee in this match...on who
will be impartial. We cannot have the match swaying in favor of either side,
so I am going to pick....Trigger to referee this match! Mr. G - I don't give
a fuck who you pick to ref because if he tries anything, I will run down
to the ring in a striped referee shirt and replace him. Other than that
one thing...you're on! Freddy vs. Monkey Butter Standard Match Tim Stocks - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 100 pounds, from Pinola, Mississippi, Monkey Butter!!! (crowd cheers ) ["Stick 'Em UP" by Quarashi plays as he comes down to the ring and he looks like a twig and a little man. ] Tim Stocks - and his opponent, weighing in at 350 pounds, from Springwood, Freddy!!! (crowd boos *****) [1, 2, Freddy's coming for you Nick Naren checks Monkey Butter's boots and knee pads. Freddy checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) Monkey Butter bites Freddy's arm out of desparation. Freddy low blows Monkey Butter. Monkey Butter climbs to his feet. Monkey Butter hits Freddy with an earringer. Monkey Butter pulls Freddy's hair. Freddy tackles Monkey Butter. Monkey Butter gets hit with the shooting star press from Freddy. Nick Naren counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Monkey Butter escapes. ] Tim Stocks - Not even close! [Monkey Butter is back on his feet. Monkey Butter trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Freddy.Monkey Butter and Freddy go to the floor Nick Naren starts the count (.1) Monkey Butter throws a chair at Freddy. ] Tim Stocks - This is quality sports entertainment! [Monkey Butter trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Freddy.They head back into the ring. Monkey Butter slaps Freddy. Monkey Butter gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Freddy. ] Jim Roberts - boot choke by Freddy. [Monkey Butter grabs Freddy's head and hites him in the face. Freddy neck snaps Monkey Butter. Freddy executes a headlock takedown. Freddy kicks Monkey Butter on the mat. ] Tim Stocks - Freddy with a stomp. [Freddy hits a tiger driver on Monkey Butter. Freddy sucks chants start in the crowd. Monkey Butter gets hit with the shooting star press from Freddy. Referee Nick Naren makes the count. ...1 ...2 Monkey Butter kicks out. ] Jim Roberts - Freddy almost won the match! [Monkey Butter trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Freddy.Monkey Butter drags Freddy to the floor. Nick Naren starts the count (.1) (..2) Monkey Butter rakes the face of Freddy in attempt to make a come back. (...3) Freddy comes from behind and bulldogs Monkey Butter. Now Monkey Butter standing. (....4) Monkey Butter gouges Freddy's eyes out. ] Tim Stocks - Freddy takes a eye gouge. [(.....5) Freddy and Monkey Butter move back into the ring. Freddy executes a huge gutbuster on Monkey Butter. Freddy executes a corkscrew legdrop on Monkey Butter. Now Freddy standing. Monkey Butter moves back to his feet. Monkey Butter trys for a power move but is not strong enough to lift Freddy.Monkey Butter and Freddy go to the floor ] Jim Roberts - Those idiots will be counted out! [Nick Naren starts the count (.1) (..2) Monkey Butter pokes Freddy in the eyes. (...3) Flying side kick by Freddy takes Monkey Butter off his feet. (....4) Freddy jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Monkey Butter. Monkey Butter goes for a power move but Freddy dodges the attack. (.....5) (......6) They head back into the ring. Monkey Butter gouges Freddy's eyes out. Monkey Butter pulls Freddy's hair. Monkey Butter gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Monkey Butter pokes Freddy in the eyes. Freddy hiptosses Monkey Butter. ] Jim Roberts - Follows up with a hiptoss. [Monkey Butter hits Freddy with an earringer. Monkey Butter bites Freddy's arm out of desparation. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Freddy takes Monkey Butter down hard. Monkey Butter gets knocked on the ground and Freddy flips onto him. Monkey Butter stands up. Freddy executes a neck scissors on Monkey Butter. Freddy moves back to his feet. Freddy measures Monkey Butter up and drops a closed fist. Freddy knees Monkey Butter and rolls back to his feet. Freddy uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Monkey Butter down. Monkey Butter gets hit Living Hell from Freddy. Referee Nick Naren makes the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Tim Stocks - We've got ourselves a winner! Tim Stocks - The winner of this match, Freddy!!! Tim Stocks:
Freddy won a big match, his first PPV match here in WWA and he comes up with
a win and steals one from Monkey Butter.
*Breathe by Prodigy hits as Duke Tycoon comes out onto the stage,
the large crowd at Madison Square Gardens booing Duke loudly. Duke smirks
as he walks by some booing fans, Duke climbs up onto the apron and into the
ring. Duke walks over to the ring announcer and snatches the microphone. Duke
walks to the center to ring and doesn't hesitate to talk, despite the crowds
rowdyness* DUKE: Well, it certainly sucks to be here in the crap hole
of North America, New York City. *Crowd Boos Loudly* DUKE: Shut the hell up! You American's are so arrogant you
make me sick! You think you are all the best at everything, you think you
can run the world, but the fact still remains you fools have never won a war!
WW2, you waited until the war is almost over before you came in and used
your nukes, and then you take all the credit! You get your asses kicked in
Veitnam, Korea, even in Somalia! You idiots can't do anything right! *Crowd is giving Duke as much heat as they can, and they try to overpower
him with a chant of "USA"* DUKE: I'm glad that I was born and raised in the great country
of Canada! The best country in the world! We even burnt down your whitehouse
when you got too arrogant! *A couple things are thrown towards the ring, it's getting out of
control* DUKE: All that aside, I did not come out here to insult your
country, your president does a good job of that himself... I'm here to reply
to an offer made to me by Jack Kross. He asked me to join a little stable
he's got going called Revolution X. Well, although the offer was intriguing
at the time, it has become evident to me that your little stable... is sh
*bleep* *Crowd booing loudly still* DUKE: Kross, you can take your offer and stuff it! I don't
need your little stable. *Duke drops the microphone and leaves the ring, the crowd screaming
obsenities towards Duke* Tim Stocks:
I would not bet on them doing much here in WWA. These two will be gone in
a few weeks. Not tough enough in my mind.. Lance Stance vs. Devine Tim Stocks:
This had to be the most boring match I have ever seen in my life and this
is supposed to be a PPV. These guys are not getting a check tonight..
Tim Stocks:
Jim ? . The WWA cameras spots a limousine pulling up. The WWA Board of Director, Mr. G, is seen getting out of the limo wearing a diego-t, a pair of black wrestling boots, and some blue jean shorts, with a backwards 'Fightin' Squirrels' hat. He walks into the arena. Mr. G heads straight to X-Convict's locker room. Mr. G gets there and knocks
on the door. X-Convict - Who is
it? Mr. G - It's G, open
up! The door opens and X-Convict
is standing there with a smile on his face. X-Convict - Nice to
see you on such short notice. X-Convict extends his hand. Mr. G shakes it. Mr. G - Glad to be
here. Listen, I wanted to talk to you about this match at Masquerade. I
don't know if you just saw what happened or not, I need the five best IWF
wrestlers that I can get my hands on. Well, only four if you will fight
for me. X-Convict - Yes I did.
I saw it and I loved it. I'll fight for you just as I would anybody else.
I love putting punks like WWA in their place. After all, somebody needs
to do it, and I feel I am the perfect man for the job! Mr. G - Great then.
I'll be back a little later after I find the other four wrestlers! then (Dan "the man" Price is backstage and he is talking with Jack
Kross.) Dan "The Man" Price: First off Mr. Kross why did you come to the wwa in the The WWA cameras tune in backstage, in a desserted office which Mr. G has claimed. Mr. G is sitting in his
office as TK Williams, Sarah Byrnes, and Slipknot all barge in. TK Williams - We all
want to be apart of this big match you have planned at Paranoia! Sarah Brynes - Yea,
we all want to shut down the WWA and beat the living pulp out of all those
little punks who think that they're better than we are. Slipknot - Yep, we
want to show them that IWF is, was, always has been, and always will be
dominant over them. Mr. G - Alright, consider
it done! After all, you guys are the heart and soul of the company!
Number 1 Contender to the Hardcore Title Number 1 Contender for the TV Title (#1 Contender for US Title 3 Way Match) Jim Roberts - This match is a Standard Match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 327 pounds, from Toronto, Canada, Duke Tycoon!!! (crowd boos **********) [Duke Tycoon comes to the ring. ] Jim Roberts - The second in this three way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from LA, CA, Tony "role model" Steele!!! (crowd cheers ***********) [Tony "role model" Steele walks to the ring. ] Jim Roberts - And third, weighing in at 254 pounds, from Houston, TX, Shane Alexander!!! (crowd cheers **********) [Shane Alexander walks to the ring. Nick Naren is the referee for this contest. Duke Tycoon walks around the ring. Tony "role model" Steele tests out the ropes. Shane Alexander executes a pumphandle suplex on Duke Tycoon. (the bell rings) Shane Alexander hiptosses Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele gets back to his feet. Tony "role model" Steele pins Shane Alexander against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Shane Alexander bites Tony "role model" Steele's arm out of desparation. Shane Alexander gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele pins Shane Alexander against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Shane Alexander goes for a single arm DDT but Tony "role model" Steele dodges the attack. Shane Alexander drives a forearm into Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. A forearm choke by Tony "role model" Steele nearly gets him disqualified. Shane Alexander hits a kneeling headbutt to Tony "role model" Steele's groin. Tony "role model" Steele gets hit with the shooting star press from Shane Alexander. Nick Naren counts. ...1 ...2 Tony "role model" Steele escapes. Shane Alexander slaps Tony "role model" Steele in the face. Tony "role model" Steele pins Shane Alexander against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Shane Alexander executes a spinning back suplex on Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander chants start. Shane Alexander gets up. Tony "role model" Steele climbs to his feet. Shane Alexander locks Tony "role model" Steele in the kneebar. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Shane Alexander tightens the hold. Tony "role model" Steele escapes. Shane Alexander and Tony "role model" Steele go to the floor Nick Naren starts the count (.1) (..2) Shane Alexander hits Tony "role model" Steele with a headbutt to the mid-section. (...3) Shane Alexander gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. ] Tim Stocks - Tony "role model" Steele with a boot choke. [(....4) Shane Alexander grabs Tony "role model" Steele's arm and strkes his chest. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Tony "role model" Steele and Shane Alexander move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Tony "role model" Steele and Shane Alexander move back to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Tony "role model" Steele and Shane Alexander move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. Shane Alexander gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele holds Shane Alexander in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Duke Tycoon delivers a spine buster to Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele gets back to his feet. They lockup. Duke Tycoon sends Tony "role model" Steele to the corner of the ring. Duke Tycoon punches Tony "role model" Steele repeatedly. A forearm choke by Tony "role model" Steele nearly gets him disqualified. Duke Tycoon punches Tony "role model" Steele repeatedly. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Duke Tycoon clotheslines Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele pins Duke Tycoon against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander picks up Tony "role model" Steele and executes the cradle DDT. Shane Alexander chants start. Shane Alexander moves back to his feet. Shane Alexander hooks Tony "role model" Steele in an armlock leglock submission. Nick Naren is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Shane Alexander tightens the hold. Tony "role model" Steele escapes. Shane Alexander sends Tony "role model" Steele to ringside. Nick Naren starts the count (.1) (..2) Shane Alexander executes a corkscrew legdrop on Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander moves back to his feet. Tony "role model" Steele stands up. (...3) Tony "role model" Steele holds Shane Alexander in the corner, choking him with his forearm. (....4) Shane Alexander executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Tony "role model" Steele. (.....5) They head back into the ring. Shane Alexander gives Tony "role model" Steele a reverse neckbreaker. Shane Alexander executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Tony "role model" Steele. Shane Alexander moves back to his feet. Shane Alexander hits Tony "role model" Steele with the back of his elbow. Tony "role model" Steele is hit with a backward kick. Tony "role model" Steele gets back to his feet. Duke Tycoon pump handle slams Shane Alexander to the mat. Duke Tycoon sends Shane Alexander to ringside. ] Jim Roberts - Maybe Duke Tycoon can get his hands on a weapon at ringside. [Nick Naren starts the count (.1) (..2) Duke Tycoon clotheslines Shane Alexander. (...3) They lockup. Duke Tycoon sends Shane Alexander to the corner of ringside. (....4) Shane Alexander bounces Duke Tycoon off the ropes and clotheslines him. Duke Tycoon climbs to his feet. (.....5) Shane Alexander and Duke Tycoon move back into the ring. Shane Alexander executes a huge gutbuster on Duke Tycoon. Duke Tycoon stands up. Shane Alexander discus punches Duke Tycoon. Shane Alexander applies an arm wrench to Duke Tycoon. Duke Tycoon gets hit with the shooting star press from Shane Alexander. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Tony "role model" Steele kicks Shane Alexander off of Duke Tycoon. ] Jim Roberts - Shane Alexander should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match. [Duke Tycoon hits a power slam on Shane Alexander. Duke Tycoon gets up. Duke Tycoon suplexes Shane Alexander. Duke Tycoon with executes a bearhug on Shane Alexander. Referee Nick Naren is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... ... Shane Alexander escapes. Duke Tycoon and Shane Alexander go to the floor ] Tim Stocks - Duke Tycoon can't get a pin at ringside. [Nick Naren starts the count (.1) Tony "role model" Steele executes a neck scissors on Duke Tycoon. Tony "role model" Steele chants start. Now Tony "role model" Steele standing. (..2) (...3) Duke Tycoon's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Tony "role model" Steele. Now Duke Tycoon standing. (....4) Duke Tycoon clotheslines Tony "role model" Steele. (.....5) Tony "role model" Steele and Duke Tycoon move back into the ring. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele pins Duke Tycoon against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Duke Tycoon clotheslines Tony "role model" Steele. Duke Tycoon punches Tony "role model" Steele repeatedly. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Tony "role model" Steele pins Duke Tycoon against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Duke Tycoon gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tony "role model" Steele. Running neckbreaker drop executed by Duke Tycoon takes Tony "role model" Steele down hard. Duke Tycoon with executes a bearhug on Tony "role model" Steele. Nick Naren is checking for a tap out. ... ... Duke Tycoon tightens the hold. Shane Alexander attacks Duke Tycoon breaking the hold. Duke Tycoon sets Tony "role model" Steele up DDTs him into the mat. Duke Tycoon suplexes Tony "role model" Steele. They lockup. Tony "role model" Steele sends Duke Tycoon to the corner of the ring. A forearm choke by Tony "role model" Steele nearly gets him disqualified. Tony "role model" Steele powerbombs Duke Tycoon into the mat. Tony "role model" Steele covers Duke Tycoon. Nick Naren counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] Jim Roberts - Tony "role model" Steele has won the match! Jim Roberts - The winner of this match, Tony "role model" Steele!!! (The limo pulls back up and when the mask man gets out he walks
into the arena and he see's Blade: I know what i did X-convict is what he deserves. I
got a call from a friend and that was (Blade walks back to the locker room and he says that title shot
is his on Sunday.) Jim Robert - WOW ! Sub-Zero Blade is with WWA. This is HUGE ! Biohazard(c) vs. “Ice
Man” Moe Hunter Hardcore Title Match Jim Robert- Coming
down to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, “Ice Man” Moe Hunter. [Nothing happens.] Jim Robert- Coming
down to the ring, weighing in at 240 pounds, “Ice Man” Moe Hunter. [Still nothing happens.....Suddenly
Moe Hunter gets thrown out onto the entrance ramp. Biohazard
follows after him with a baseball bat. As Moe
Hunter gets up Bio hits him with a homerun swing sending Moe Hunter down
the ramp and beside the ring. Bio runs with all
his might and Moe Hunter in the gut. Bio drops
the bat and goes to the side of the ring. He
pulls out a little black bag and throws it into the ring.
He also grabs a 2x4 wrapped in barbwire.
He gets into the ring a pours thumbtacks out of the black bag
into the middle of the ring. Moe Hunter
rolls into the ring with the baseball bat. He
swings at Biohazard and knocks him to his knees. Moe
Hunter raise the bat above his head...Bio swings the barbwire 2x4 behind
him and catches Moe Hunter in the leg. Moe Hunter
drops the bat and grabs his leg. Bio gets back
up to his feet and swings the 2x4 at Moe Hunters head.
The barbwire clings to his head and rips peaces of skin off
of his face. In a matter of seconds his face
is bloodied.] Tim Stocks-
Oh my God!!! Some get some help out here. No....he’s not going to do it again. [Bio swings the 2x4
at Moe Hunters head again. Moe Hunter falls limp
to the ground. Bio goes outside and reaches under
the ring to pull out a table, he sets it up outside.
He takes the barbwire off the 2x4 and puts it around the table.
He goes back into the ring and grabs Moe
Hunter. As he lifts him up, Moe Hunter gets a
low blow in and dropkicks Bio in the knees. Bio
stumbles back. Moe Hunter picks up the bat and
hits Bio in the head with it. Bio falls onto
the thumbtacks; he is bleeding from the head. Moe
Hunter falls into the corner with a shocked look on him.] Jim Roberts-
What a match. Both men are losing a lot of blood. I don’t know how much long this can go on. [Bio starts to get
to his feet. He has thumbtacks stuck into his
back. He reaches under the ring and pulls out a sledge hammer and gets back
into the ring. He gets one of the audience members
to throw him a chair. He throws the chair at
Moe Hunter. Moe Hunter catches it. Biohazard then runs and hits the chair with the sledge
hammer. Moe Hunter is out in the corner. The ref calls for the bell but Biohazard doesn’t
stop.] Tim Stocks-
Come-on. He has already won the match. Moe Hunter still has a match tonight. [Biohazard picks up
Moe Hunter and caries him to the ring side. He
then Atomic Hazes him trough the barbwire table on the outside. Refs and officers come out and restrain Biohazard. Bio grabs the WWA Hardcore belt and walks back to
the back. Paramedics come out and take care of
Moe Hunter.] Jim Roberts-
Your winner and still Hardcore Champ, Biohazard.
Ryan Zawadzki
vs. Lizzy Monarch Daemon Riight-Ladies and gentlemen,
the following match is scheduled for one fall and is for the WWA Television
Title! The crowd roars, ready for the upcoming
match. Metallica's - Seek and Destroy hits the arena and the crowds reaction
is deafening! Deamon Riight-On his way to the ring
weighing in at 287 pounds and standing tall at 6'11". Hailing from Boston,
Massachusetts, the challanger: Ryan Zawadzki! Ryan walks down the ramp and then spots
a youngster out in the crowd. He takes off his trench coat revealing an
ECF'NW shirt and gives the coat to the kid then enters the ring. Right then
Avril Lavigne - I'm With You cuts off Ryan from posing for the crowd on
the turnbuckle. Daemon Riight- And on her way to the
ring from London, England wighing in at 135 pounds at a height of 5'8".
The WWA Television Champion : Lizzy Monarch! The crowd boos to Lizzy's arrival. She
just gives them stone hard looks of anger. She quickly gets into the ring
and demands that the bell be rung. As soon as the bell rings Ryan gets into
a shoot position and uses a double leg take down right away into a Texas
Cloverleaf. Tim Stocks-Amazing skill there by Zawadzki! Zawadzki keeps the hold until Lizzy
breaks it with a grab of the lower ropes. Once up Zawadzki ties up with
Lizzy. Monarch goes behind Ryan for a waist lock into a rolling boston crab. Jim Roberts-I most definetly didn't
see that coming. Ryan kicks Lizzy into the ropes out
of the move. He is now laughing, challenging her to up the anti on the match. Tim Stocks-Mind games may be decisive
in this match folks! Jim Roberts-Ryan was right when he talked
about Paranoia. Lizzy is most definetly not in a normal mind set! Lizzy slides under the ropes to regain
thought. Ryan follows her and begins a chase around the ring. Lizzy stops
but lays downs delivering a drop toe hold onto Ryan Zawadzki into the steel
steps. Lizzy slides back in hoping to get a ten count. Ryan gets up rolls
into the ring at a four count. The two tie up and Ryan pushes Lizzy down. Jim Roberts-That has to hurt your ego. Lizzy gets up and slaps Ryan across
the face. He looks back and walks in her direction making her stumble backwards.
He takes her arm and whips her into the ropes. Powerslam executed onto Lizzy.
Ryan goes for the pin and gets a two count. Tim Stocks-I didn't think she had enough
in her after that move. Ryan picks Monarch up by the hair and
knees her in the stomach flipping her over onto her back. Ryan picks Lizzy
up and leans her on the ropes as he ascends to the top turnbuckle. Jim Roberts-Going up to the top, let's
see what he can do. Ryan executes over castle snapping Lizzy's
neck on the rope. Tim Stocks-Ooh. That was very impressive
and highly dangerous! Once Ryan hits the floor, John Cyprus
jump out from under he ring and bashes Zawadzki over the head with an old
wooden folding chair, breaking it. Jim Roberts-Damn! Where did he come
from! He may have just left Ryan concussed! Lizzy breaks away from the hold of the
ref and runs to the ropes. She jumps to the top rope and comitts aerial
suicide by jumping down onto Ryan with a shooting star press. Flash bulbs
go off throughout the arena as Lizzy flies through the air and crashes onto
Ryan's limp body. Tim Stocks- Fantastic! I have never
witnessed such skill ever be showcased! Ryan is rolled into the ring and Lizzy
goes for the pin. Jim Roberts-And Ryan really had a chance.
This is a damn shame! But Ryan kicks out, and the crowd roars
with excitement. Tim Stock-Oh my! Zawadzki is un-beatable
I swear on my life! Ryan stands up and takes some Monarch
punches but just keeps looking back. Ryan then retaliates with a kick and
a shove to the mat. He then screams "Bang-Bang" pumping his fists into the
air like pistols. Cyprus then runs to the back. Jim Roberts-Looks like he didn't want
any of Ryan today! Ryan picks Lizzy up and she delivers
a low blow with out the ref seeing. She then get Ryan in a headlock. Tim Stocks- Here it comes, the Monarch
Butterflie. She flies off the ropes with the modified
bulldog and goes for the pin. 1-2...NO! Ryan kicks out! Jim Roberts-He isn't human! Ryan fight back with lefts and rights
and a left boot. He goes on to ascend to the top rope. Tim Stocks-Someone is about to get seriously
injured! Ryan gives the Jimmy Snuka taunt. He
ascends, two feet on the top rope and delivers a diving dragon attack. Jim Roberts-Wow! That was amazing! Ryan doesn't even go into a pin and
delivers a Warhammer. TIm Stocks- The Warhammer! This one
is over! Ryan picks up the three count and get
the belt. Daemon Riight-The winner of this bout
and new WWA Television Champion: Ryan Zawadzki! Jim Roberts-That was quite the bout
with an amazing finish to it! Just the the lights go out and out walks
Fates Warning. Ryan puts the belt around his waist and prepares for a battle
to ensue. The group lead by Kamikazi who is holding a mic enters the ring.
Kamikazi begins to speak. Kamikazi-Ryan! You know that you don't
deserve that title! You didn't even fight for it! If you want that belt
then you should fight a real challenger! Then Bio-Hazard drops his belt and gets
in Ryan's face. The two men get in a scuffle when Ryan gets his ECF'NW shirt
ripped off. Underneath it reveals a Fates Warning logo T-Shirt! Tim Stocks-Oh no! This is not good what
so ever! Jim Roberts-With Ryan on their side,
Fates Warning will have no limits! All the men in the stable standside
by side and raise hands. They then carry Ryan up the ramp. Andrew Hallock vs.
Nightmare Jim Roberts - This match is
a Standard Match for the WWA United States Championship title. On his way
to the ring at this time, weighing in at 185 pounds, from (Crowd cheers ********) [The two get into the ring and the bell
sounds. Nightmare gets into Andrew’s face. Andrew throws a right hand and sends Nightmare stumbling
back. He follows up with a 3 kick combo ending
on a roundhouse kick to the face. Nightmare
falls to the mat. Mr. Tim Stocks- Mr. [Mr. Jim Roberts- That was a cheap trick. What is he doing now? [Nightmare goes outside and grabs a table
and sets it up in the ring. He throws Mr. Jim Roberts - The winner of this match, and still WWA United States Champion, Andrew Hallock!!! Jim Roberts - Wait a minute here comes Tony Steele. He just hit Hollock with a chair. Damon Riight- "Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match, is the Fatal 4-way, Tables, Ladders, and Chairs Match, for the World Wrestling Association, Tag Team Championship! Introducing first, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, Jack Kross, and David Blazenwig! **Blazenwig and Jack Kross come out to the ring** Damon Riight- "Now introducing, at a combined weight of 395 pounds, Kamakazi and Mack! **Kamakazi and Mack come out to the ring and stand across from Blazenwig and Kross* Damon Riight- "Introducing third, Mortiius Magnum, and Mr.Canada, Andrew Hallock! **Magnum and Hallack come down the the ring** Damon Riight- "Now introducing, the final team, Freddy and Moe Hunter, Chill of Death! **Freddy and Hunter come down to the ring** The scene is omonus! There are two ladders outside the ring, folded tables laying up against the barrier, and chairs are always easily found. There are currently 8 men in the ring, there will be no tagging in this match, everyone will be fighting, this will be very hard to follow. The match begins. Kross and Blazenwig take Kamakzi and Mack to the outside of the ring leaving the two other teams inside. Kross and Mack exchange right hands, as do Kamakazi and Blazenwig. Inside the ring Magnum and Hallock start pounding on Freddy and Hunter in the corners, Freddy and Hunter punch their way out. Freddy whips Magnum into the ropes and hits him with a back body drop. Meanwhile Hallock has hit a suplex on Hunter. Now Hunter and Hallock go at it. Outside of the ring now, Blazenwig throws Kamakazi into the steel steps and they come loose. Kross and Mack are still exchanging blows on the rampway. Kross then hits Mack with a front suplex, Mack's back slams against the steel rampway as he screams in pain. Blazenwig goes under the ring and grabs a steel chair, he swings it at the recovering Kamakazi, Kamakazi ducks and the chair hits the steel ring post, the shock causes Blazenwig to drop the chair. Kamakazi hits Blazenwig with a low blow. Inside the ring again, Hunter has Hallock in a choke hold from behind, Hallock flips Hunter over his shoulder and to the mat in a snapmare-like move. Hallock know has a sleeper on Hunter but Hunter quickly slips out. Hunter is back up to his feet, Hallock trys to whip Hunter to the ropes but he is reversed, Hunter throws Hallock into the ropes and telegraphs a back body drop, he is kicked in the shoulder for his mistake. Hunter stands up and ducks a clothesline from Andrew Hallock. Hunter reaches back and grabs Hallock and falls down into a nice neckbreaker. Freddy and Magnum are now back up. Freddy has Magnum in the turnbuckle and his punching away at him, Freddy comes out and gets ready to charge at him, Freddy runs and goes for a splash but Magnum moves out of the way and Freddy slams into the turnbuckle, he turns around, Freddy is DDTed by Magnum! Kamakazi and Blazenwig are fighting in the crowd right now, the crowd is very rowdy. Blazenwig grabs a fans chair and slams it into the back of Kamakazi, the chair is padded and doesn't do much damage. Over to Mack and Kross now, they are all the way up to the stage. Kross and Magnum brawl and dissapear behind the curtains and go backstage. Blazenwig has just thrown Kamakazi back over the barrier and into the ring area. Blazenwig jumps over and grabs a steel chair, this time unpadded! Blazenwig swings the chair down and hits Kamakazi in the stomach. In the ring Hallock is kicking Hunter in the corner, Hallock climbs up on the turnbuckle and starts punching him in the head, the crowd counting out the hits. 1...2....3....4....5... POWERBOMB OUT OF THE CORNER! A hard powerbomb by Hunter on Andrew Hallock. Hunter has a chance to set something up now. Hunter goes outside and slides a wooden table into the ring, "WE WANT TABLES", is now the favored chant of the crowd. Hunter sets up the table inside the ring. Hunter picks Hallock up off the ground and lays him on the table, Hunter now climbs up onto the turnbuckle and gets ready to do something big! Hunter jumps off but Hallock rolls off the table quickly and Hunter slams through the table violently! Hunter is down and out! Hallock recovers and goes over and helps Magnum beat on Freddy, together they hit a double suplex on Freddy. Hallock goes out of the ring and grabs a ladder, he slides it into the ring and Magnum sets it up underneath the titles! Blazenwig notices this and runs over and clotheslines Hallock down on the outside. Magnum starts climbing the ladder, Blazenwig slides into the ring and starts climbing up the other side! At the top of the ladder they start to brawl, the ladder starts rocking a little and finally it gives! Both stars falls with the ladder and land outside of the ring hard! Freddy is recovering from the suplex, Hallock is back up from his powerbomb, Hunter remains down amongst the shattered table. Freddy and Hallock exchange chops in the middle of the ring. Hallock trips over the ladder and falls to the ground, Freddy grabs the ladder and waits for Hallock to get up. Freddy trys to hit him but Hallock ducks under, Freddy turns around and Hallock dropkicks the ladder into Freddy's face! The ladder lays on Freddy, Hallock, wanting to do something big sees an oppurtunity. Hallock goes up onto the top rope and looks down at Freddy and the ladder, the crowd is on their feet. Hallock is crazy! Hallock jumps off the turnbuckles and splashes the ladder and Freddy! Hallock rolls on the ground holding his ribs in pain, Freddy lay there under the ladder not moving. Everybody is down and out now. Just then, Kross and Mack are making their way back out onto the stage! They move close to the edge of the stage, dangerously close to the 8-foot drop to the cement floor and audio tables. Kross is getting punched in the face, he is going to fall off the stage, he leans back teetering over the edge. Mack runs at him, Kross ducks and Mack goes over and falls 8 feet and through the audio tables!!! The crowd goes wild as Mack lays motionless covered in table pieces and audio equipment! Kross sees the ring empty and runs down the ramp way, he slides the second ladder in the ring. Hunter is getting up from the table wreckage, Kross gets up on the apron, Hunter kicks him in the side of the head! Kross falls down off the apron to the outside! Kamakazi gets up and slides into the ring, Hunter has the ladder set up but has no time to climb it, Kamakazi and Hunter go at it. Kamakazi ducks a punch and charges and clothslines Hunter over the top rope and out of the ring. Freddy is back up and him and Kamakazi start brawling. Outside of the ring now, Blazenwig and Kross are both up and both have Steele chairs! Magnum is also getting up on the outside and walks over and finds a chair! Blazenwig and Kross wait for Hunter to stagger up, CONCHAIRTO ON HUNTER! Hunter falls down and out cold! Blazenwig turns around, WHAM! Magnum nails Blazenwig with a chair, he falls down and out cold as well! Magnum taunts Blazenwig and holds his chair up in the air, acting very cocky, he slowly turns around, Kross appears ready with his chair! Hallock is back up and sees his partner getting in trouble, Hallock sticks his head and arms through the ropes and pushes Magnum out of the way but Hallock gets nailed in the head with the chair instead! Hallock falls out of the ring outcold! No one has paid any attention to the inside of the ring, but two ladders are up in the middle of the ring! Freddy and Kamakazi are slowly making their way up one of the ladders, they aren't hitting eachother just trying to get to the top. Kross and Magnum see this, they drop their chairs and slide into the ring and start climbing up the other ladder! 4 members of the 4 teams are climbing up 2 ladders! It is truly a fatal 4-way match now! All for people are at the top and are exchanging punches with each other and Kross takes a dive down to the concrete floor and he is out cold. Kamakazi knocks Freddy down to the first row and Kamakazi andMagnum are racing up and they start battling each other and they both fall each having both belts in hand they both are hanging from the ring that holds the belts and Kamakazi kicks magnum in his stomache and he takes a dive to the mat as Kamakazi grabs the tag belts, its over, we have our first tag team champions. Damon Riight- "Ladies and Gentlemen, the winners of this TLC match and new WWA World Tag Team Champions. They are Fates Warning members Mack and Kamakazi !! Kamakazi vs. Mack
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