.: POD's "Rock the Party" comes on as the camera opens up on the outside of Radio City Music Hall in New York. Limo's are everywhere and people dressed in designer clothing are entering. Inside the seats are full and spot lights are moving all about the stage. An announcers voice comes on. :.

Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to Radio City Music Hall! I'm your announcer Daemon Riight....and Welcome to the WWA's 2003 Year End Awards...

.: Big Pop from the crowd. :.

Announcer: ......proudly brought to you by the good people at Pimp Daddy's Fried Chicken and Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor! I am honored to present your host and hostess for this evening.......WWA Commissioner Mr. J and WWA Correspondent Crystal Long!!!!!!!

.: The crowd goes nutts. Mr. J enters from stage left dressed in a nice tuxedo and the crowd begins to boo. Mr. J stops and looks at the crowd the flips the bird. Suddenly, The lovely Crystal Long enters wearing a sexy, but not to flesh baring, Gucci Dress. The crowd goes bananas when she comes out smiling and waving. They meet at the podium and look out over the crowd. :.

Mr. J: Well Crystal....Here we are. We are going to announce the winners of the 2003 Year end awards.....it's just too bad they didn't create one for Diva of the year.

Crystal: Why is that J?

Mr. J: Well, I would have gotten to see you not win it!

.: The crowd boos and Crystal turns to Mr. J with a stunned look. She rares back and kicks J in the groin with her high heel shoe and he falls to the stage screaming in pain. The crowd is filled with a mixture of cheering and laughter. Crystal looks out over the crowd smiling. :.

Crystal: Serves him right...anyway lets get things started. Here are the nominees for Best Roleplayer.

- Best Roleplayer -

Freddy
Mortiis Magnus
Dante
Tubb Weaver
Kendall Carter

Mr. J: *cough...high voice* And the winner is........

J and Crystal: Freddy!

.: Freddy gets a big pop and walks up to the stage. He shakes J's hand and gives Crystal a hug and kiss on the cheek. He takes the trophy and raises it up over his head. :.

Freddy: Wow! what can I say...thanks to all the fans who enjoy my promo's, the staff for running such an awesome federation, and all the people i've used as steps on my ladder to the top...I love you all....God Bless!

.: Freddy exits the stage with Crystal following. The spot light lands on J. :.

Mr. J: Funny that her client wins the award. I'll have to check on result tampering. Anyway, lets move on. Our next presenter was on the ballet for a political office. Running for Governor of California he had a strong backing and won the popular vote.........at least in my heart...Ladies and Gentleman Video Game enthusiast Mr. Gary "Whatchu Talk'n Bout Willis" Coleman!!!!!!!!

.: The crowd comes to there feet giving Gary Coleman a huge pop. He comes out smiling and waving. He gets to the podium and a stage hand comes running out with a stool for him to stand on. Gary gets up on the podium. :.

Gary: Hello Everybody! You know, running for a political office was an amazing experience. Although I wasn't really looked at as a serious candidate, I still feel like with that kind of power i could have made a difference. Much like presidents do. Being a fan of the WWA i've noticed that a lot of presidents have come and gone since it opened. and tonight we are going to honor the president you thought made the biggest impact. The Nominees are!

- Best President -

Mr. X
Mr. B
Mr. G
Biohazard
Kamakazi
Mack

Gary: Quite a list, I think they all could have beaten Arnold. Anyway the winner is..........BIOHAZARD!!!!!!

.: The crowd goes ape shit as Biohazard walks out from the right side of the stage. He gives Gary a high five and takes the trophy. He stands at the podium. :.

Biohazard: You guys love me! You really Love ME! But cho know, look at the list of nominee's. Look at them. We have had a lot of presidents in our federations young life time. Everyone has had an affect. Mr. B opened it...so with out him it wouldn't exhist. Mr. X organized it, Mr. G held it for a little while. Then Kamakazi and I took it over. We kept it alive, and when Kamakazi needed down time, my homey from way back, Mack, took over as co-president. Though It is an honor to be voted your president of 2003, I've got to say that this trophy belongs to all of us, but especially to me and my homeys. Mack! Kama! you guys come up here too! It's just as much yours as it is mine!

.: Mack and Kamakazi Join Biohazard on the stage and the raise their hands in the air. Biohazard jumps back on the microphone. :.

Biohazard: FATES WARNING FOREVER BABY!!!!! Lets Make 2004 even better WE OUT!

.: The trio exit the stage and Crystal Long walks back out and over to the podium. :.

Crystal : Congratulations boss. Our Next presenter lives life on the edge, and so does his wife, and a few days ago....he forced his son to. He is just as couragous and crazy as our Hardcore Wrestlers.....Ladies and Gentlemen...The Crocodile Hunter and his Wife STEVE AND TERRY ERWIN!!!!!!!!!

.: The Fans begin to cheer as Steve Erwin comes out on stage with his wife Terry. He walk up to the podium. :.

Steve: G'Day Mates!!!!! It's so good ta be in New York. Did you know there are over 300 species of Cock Roaches in New York? Have a look at this little Beauty. He's got scales...

Terry: Steve...I don't think the Crowd is interested in that...They want to hear the winner for best Storyline.

Steve: Kri-Key! Ok you blokes I'll tell you right now. Here are the nominee's for Best Storyline!

- Best Storyline -

Freddy/Anna
Randy Maniro/ Sarah Brynes
Tubb Weaver/ The Voices
Fates Warning / The Voices

Terry: And the winners for best Story line are.........RANDY MANIRO AND SARAH BRYNES.

.: Randy Maniro Stands up in the crowd and walks up to the stage in a mixture of cheers and boos. No Sarah, just Randy. He shakes Steves hand and hugs Terry. :.

Randy: What can I say except thanks for being entertained by my real life. Sarah is unable to be hear tonight, but I accept this award on her behalf as well. We are still setting a date for the wedding and will let you all know, for you all will be welcome. Until then, thanks again and God Bless!

.: The crowd cheers and Randy exits stage left with the Erwins. Out in the crowd Mr. J can be seen sitting next to a large man. :.

Mr. J : Ladies and Gentlemen I am sitting here with former WWA superstar Vengeance. If you remember he caused some controversy over cannibalism in his promos.....

.: Vengeance jerks the microphone away from J. :.

Vengeance : For the last time!!!! My name....is Kenny! yes I was Vengeance the master of mayhem, the superstar who bit a woman on the neck and sucked her blood in one of my promos....but it was all fake!!!!! I'm a good man with feelings, and hearing you all talk about me like a monster hurts them!

Mr. J : My mistake. Kenny....what are you up to these days?

Kenny : I'm a trainer at WWA's Superstar Factory. I train the youngsters how to be superstars, I have a few good prospects and i'm sure you'll see them really soon.

Mr. J : Sounds wonderful, anything else you'd like to say Vengeance?

.: Kenny slaps Mr. J :.

Kenny : Yes, Congratulations WWA.......and good luck in 2004

Mr. J : *holding his jaw* Back to you crystal!

.: Crystal is standing on the right side of the stage laughing. She looks out in to the crowd. :.

Crystal : His Name is Kenny J.....! Anyway, lets get back to the ceremony. Our next presenter is a world renowned actor. He has many films to his credit including all of the nightmare on elm streets, Urban Legends, and 2003's long awaited Freddy v.s. Jason......Ladies and Gentleman....ROBERT ENGLUND!!!!!!

.: Robert Englund walks out onto the stage in a modest shower of applause. He gives Crystal Long a hug and kiss on the cheek. He steps up to the podium. :.

Robert : Being a WWA fan, it is an honor to be here and present the award for the 2003 Best Heel. I'm a heel in just about every film i'm in so I fill like this is the perfect award for me to present...So lets cut to the chase....Here are the nominees.

- Best Heel -

Infernus
Jason Myers
Mortiis Magnus
Kamakazi
Nightmare

Robert : WWA fans, your 2003 Heel of the year is.........JASON MYERS! And because Jason Myers is non-existent anymore.....I'll be accepting the award on his behalf.

.: Robert Englud takes the trophy and exits the stage. The camera pans over to Mr. J who is sitting on the edge of the stage. :.

Mr. J : Ladies and Gentlemen, lets take a commercial break. We'll be right back with Best Rookie, Best Face, Best Jobber, and Least favorite wrestler of the year after this!

(( Scene opens on a solid white set. Suddenly Biohazard comes walking by he stops and looks over at the camera. He walks over and knocks on the camera and screams. ))

Biohazard: HEY! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!

(( The scene cuts to 4 hoes standing in a line doing a choreographed dance routine. Suddenly, a pimp in a mink trench coat and big brimmed hat walks up with an empty bucket of chicken. He taps one of the hoes on the shoulder and shows her the bucket. She shruggs and he slaps her. ))

Biohazard: Dat's Da Colonel. and He looooooooooveeeees Fried Chicken. But his Chicken So Good, his hoes always be eatin it.

(( By now the Pimp has made it up to Biohazard at the camera.))

Biohazard: If you love fried chicken....and hoes....why not break yo self and peep some Pimp Daddies fried chicken. It's da shiznit!!!!!

(( The scene cuts to Biohazard and the pimp dancing with the hoes and buckets of chicken are everywhere. Then the voice over comes on. ))

Announcer: Now available in HOriginal Recipe. Bring da lil pimps and gettum a lil pimps meal! A two piece and a biscuit with Barbershop 2 Action Figures!

.: Scene fades back to the inside of Radio City Music Hall. Mr. J and Crystal Long are standing at the podium. :.

Mr. J : Welcome back, boy is the night young...so much has happened and so much more to come.

Crystal : That's right J. Let's bring out our next presenters. 

Mr. J : These two gentlemen earned fame from their incredible voices. They both have top selling albums, and when you weren't watching WWA superstars duke it out this year you were watching these two compete for the coveted title of American Idol.....but we all know that i'm the true American Idol..haha....Ladies and Gentlemen....Rueben Studdard and Clay Aiken!!!!!

.: Clay and Rueben both enter from opposite sides of the stage. They meet at the podium and give each other a high five. Only Rueben, being the big guy that he is, slapped Clays hand a little too hard cause Clay to shriek in pain. Clay collects himself. :.

Clay : Rueben it's good to see you. I love your CD. Especially the song with Fat Joe

Rueben : Thanks Clay....yours is Dope too. But tonight, we are here to present the award for best Face......what is that?

Clay : I don't know....I don't watch wrestling...it's too violent for me.

Rueben : Oh Well, anyway....here are the nominee's for WWA's best Face

- Best Face -

Iceman Moe Hunter
Sarah Brynes
Boogie 2 Shoes
Freddy
Tony "Role Model" Steele

Clay : They were telling us during the nominee reading that a face is a good guy.

Rueben : Yeah, So basically this means who was the best good guy.

Clay: Well shall I do the honors?

Rueben : No I will......I'm the American Idol Damnit! 

Clay : ok

Rueben : and the winner is..........Boogie 2 Shoes!!!!!

.: Randy Maniro once again stands up and makes his way to the stage. When he makes it to the podium. He shakes Clays hand and bumps fists with Rueben. He takes the trophy. :.

Randy : Thanks guys. It's a real honor. Well, eventhough Boogie 2 Shoes is gone there is always a chance he could pop back up. Thanks to Sarah Brynes for sticking with me, thanks to all of Set Initiative who should be the recipients of this award. Anyway peace to all!

.: Randy, Clay, and Rueben exit the stage. The camera pans over the Mr. J :.

Mr. J : Our Next presenter has been in many many films. just to note a few....Austin Powers, Little Nicky, and The Icecream Man. Here he is Ladies and Gentlemen Ron's Brother......CLINT HOWARD!!!!!!!!!

.: Clint Howard walks out onto the stage waving and smiling. The fans give the man a pop. He walks up to the podium. :.

Clint : It is great to be here. You know....have small roles in top dollar movies, and numorous roles in low budget flicks.....I always considered myself....a Jobber of an actor. That's why I felt it was good for me to present the award for best Jobber. So here are the nominees.

- Best Jobber -

Chip and Chunk
Hollywood Cryptkeeper
Phreak
Death Valley King
Norman Peabody

Clint : And this WWA's Jobber of the year is...........DEATH VALLEY KING!!!!!!!!!!

.: Death Valley King rises up out of his seat in the crowd to a shower of applause. He makes his way to the stage and shakes Clint Howards hand. He takes the trophy and steps up to the podium. :.

DVK : Wow, I don't know what to say. I knew I was nominated for an award, but I didn't think it was this. Anyway, I'm proud you all thought of me above all the other Jobbers that have graced this federation, and i'm sad to say that next year I will not be up for this award.....because i'm going to kick every ass that stands in my way this coming year. Thanks you fans and I'll see you!

.: Death Valley King and Clint Howard exit the stage. The Camera pans over to Crystal Long. :.

Crystal : TV Time prevents us from showing all of the awards given out tonight, but at a ceremony held earlier today....Former WWA superstar Sub-Zero Blade won the award for least favorite Wrestler. Congratulations Blade, for having so many enemies!

.: Pop from the crowd. :.

Crystal : Our Next presenter is a former WWA superstar. He is no longer on the roster but memories of his legacy live on. Ladies and Gentleman ........WWA is proud to present.....EL FEROZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

.: A humungous pop from the crowd ensues as El Feroz makes his way on to the stage. He doesn't stop there. He jumps down off of the stage and begins to give people in the front row high fives. He jumps back on to the stage and raises both hands into the air with people going crazy. He steps over to the podium. :.

El Feroz : WHATS UP WWA!?!?!??!?!

.: Large Pop ensues. :.

El Feroz : Man it's great to be amongst the WWA fans, and my batos from the old dayz in WWA. Biohazard......even though I kicked your ass....you still my dawg! I'm out here to present the nominee's for 2003's best Rookie...so here they are.

- Best Rookie -

Jim the Hobo
Cesar The Clown
Scott Levi
Rip Saw

El Feroz : Alright, Lets cut to the chase. The winner is..........Dat Fat F*&% Cesar The Clown!!!!!!

.: Camera cuts to the audience. Cesar the Clown looks up in shock, he has a slice of pizza hanging out of his mouth. He stands up causing various items from the snack bar to fall to the ground. He waddles down the isle to the stage. He makes it to the stage but can't seem to climb the steep steps that lead up to the podium. They give him a couple of minutes, but he can't do it. :.

El Feroz : He's too fat to make it up the steps, So I'll accept the award for him. He thanks all the fans that voted on him.

.: Feroz walks to the front of the stage and kneels down handing Cesar the Trophy. The crowd cheers. Feroz exits the stage and The Camera pans over to Crystal and Mr. J. :.

Crystal : The next award that we will be giving out tonight was not a public vote.

Mr. J : That's right, the next award is an award that presidents sat down and picked.

Crystal : So here is our very own....Presidents Biohazard and President Mack!

.: Biohazard and Mack walk out to the podium with Fates Warnings old music blasting. They receive a huge pop from the crowd. They make it to the podium. :.

Mack : I would personally like to thank and commend all of the WWA superstars that were, and are with us. Without you guys things don't work.

Biohazard : That's right. You guys are da shiznit.

Mack : But Biohazard and I decided that a special award would be given to a certain WWA superstar. We've had people quit, ripp on us, and criticize decisions we make. That makes our job hard.

Biohazard : But we would like to take this time to recognize a superstar that stuck with us....through thick, through thin. A superstar that always gave us honest opinions on things and never gave us back talk.

Mack : The superstar we'd would like to recognize tonight is the definition of......an ICON.

Biohazard : Mack and I have decided to call this award. 2003's Best All-Round.

Mack : Not only has the superstar been good to the staff, but he has helped out other superstars as well.

Biohazard : A true Sportsman, a true wrestler, a true talent, and a true friend to us all......

Mack : Ladies and Gentlemen, WWA's 2003 best all-round wrestler.......ICEMAN MOE HUNTER!

.: Moe Hunters music begins to play. Everyone in Radio City Music Hall rises to give Iceman Moe Hunter a standing ovation. Moe stands up, He gives Kloe a big hug and kiss. He gives Disco Bob, Scorpio Murphy, and DVK high fives and he starts down the isle towards the stage. When he makes it onto the stage he shakes Macks hand and give's him a hug. Same for Bio. Moe takes his trophy and steps up to the podium. :.

Moe : Wow, I didn't think I was going to win anything. Nah, Just kidding. Well......haha...what can I say. I'd like to thank everyone, Mack...Bio...You guys are great. Kloe I love you, the rest of you just thanks. I wasn't prepared to speak, maybe I can make it up in a promo. Anyway, I'm looking forward to 2004. But once again Thank you all!

.: Moe exits the stage with Mack and Biohazard. The camera pans over to Mr. J and Crystal Long. :.

Mr. J : We're going to take another commercial Break.

Crystal : Stay tuned, we'll be back with best Pay Per View, most aggravating superstar, best match, and our 2003 Wrestler of the year.

Drink it!

.: Scene comes back to a packed Radio City Music Hall. Mr. J and Crystal Long are standing at the podium. :.

Mr. J : Well, Were down to the final list of awards.

Crystal : That's right, so lets stop the anticipation. Our next presenter is a stand up comedian. He's been in several films including Problem Child. He was an early cast member of Saturday Night Live, and He has appeared on many of the Comedy Central Celebrity roasts.

Mr. J : Ladies and Gentlemen.......Gilbert Gottfried

.: Fans cheer as Gilbert Gottfried walks out. He makes his way to the podium. :.

Gilbert : I'll make this quick because people can't stand my voice!!! I guess you can say it Aggravates you! I'm hear to present the award most aggravating superstar. These are the guys that bugged the hell out of the staff. Here are the nominees.

- Most Aggravating -

Tony Steele
PrimeTime Playaz
Sub-Zero Blade
Cyprus Johnson

Gilbert : And your Winner is............The Late Cyprus Johnson! 

.: Fans come to their feet in a standing ovation....probably because he's dead. :.

Gilbert : Unfortunatly Cyprus Johnson is not with us anymore. So I will accept this award for him. 

.: Gilbert exits the stage and the camera pans over to Crystal Long. :.

Crystal : Our next presenter is a world famous director. He directed such movies as, The Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, A Simple Plan, For Love of the Game, and the up and Coming Spider-Man 2. Ladies and Gentlemen........SAM RAIMI!!!!!!!

.: Sam Raimi walks out onto the stage will everyone cheering him on. He makes it to the podium. :.

Sam : Thank you, Thank you. You know, I learned pretty quick that to make it in the entertainment business you have to ask yourself one question. What does the people want to see? The WWA knows exactly what the people want to see and has produced 4 of the most entertaining Pay Per Views in the history of wrestling. Tonight we get to decide what the best one of 2003 was. So here are the nominees.

- Best Pay Per View -

Paranoia
Destruction
Justice Served
Silent Night Deadly Night

Sam : I've seen them all, they all rocked, but there can be only one winner. WWA fans, your pick for best Pay Per View of 2003 is.......SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT!

.: Biohazard, Mack, and Mr. J walk out to the podium. :.

Mr. J : I'm honored. It was the first full card I ever booked, and I am happy that you all enjoyed it.

Mack : We work hard behind the scenes coming up with things and we are just glad you guys liked it.

Biohazard : J booked the card. Mack and I organized it, But it was you WWA. That gave us the suggestions for the main event. So give yourselves a big hand.

.: Applause all around ensue as the WWA staff exits the ring. The camera then pans over to Crystal Long who is sitting in the audience. :.

Crystal : Ladies and Gentlemen I am sitting next to a star of stage. He's been in several productions. Mr. Oleg Kagan. Nice to meet you.

Oleg : Nice to be met.

Crystal : So why are you in attendence?

Oleg : I'm a big WWA fan, and I was honored to receive an invite from the staff. and I'm hoping to see my favorite wrestler.

Crystal : Who would that be?

Oleg : HA Who else!? The Role Model Tony Steele

Crystal : I'm sure you will, Back to you J!

.: Fans applaud for Oleg and the camera cuts to Mr. J. :.

Mr. J : Our next presenter knows everything there is to know about matches. Not the kind of matches we have here in the WWA but love matches. Ladies and Gentlemen, He hosted TV series "Love Connection", I give you......CHUCK WOOLERY!!!!!!!

.: Chuck Woolery walks out onto the stage and waves while blowing kisses to the crowd. He makes it to the podium. :.

Chuck : Match making has always been a passion of mine. So has WWA wrestling. And since I was a professional match maker for 16 years I feel honored to present the award for WWA's best match for 2003. and the nominees are!

- Best Match -

Jason Myers(Freddy)/Dante Secret Santa Match (SNDN)

Gang WarFare Match (Destruction)

Freddy/Tony Steele Electric Chair Match (Justice Served)

Biohazard/Moehunter Harcore match (Paranoia)

Boogie/Kash Leather Strap Match (Justice Served)

Freddy/Dante Best of Three (Destruction)

Kamakzi/Mack Scafold Match (Paranoia)

Chuck : Quite a list! The Winner is.............Freddy V.S. Dante! Best 2 out of 3 from Destruction!

.: A split screen comes up showing Dante and Freddy both stand up and make their way to the stage. They walk up on to the stage from separate sides and keep their distance from each other. Chuck remains in between them. They each get a trophy. :.

Freddy : Well, I guess I'd just like to thank Dante for a good fight.

Dante : Ditto

Chuck : Let's hear it for them!

.:  A large pop from the crowd is heard as they exit to opposite sides of the stage. The camera then pans over the both Mr. J and Crystal Long standing together. :.

Mr. J : Well it has been an incredible night.

Crystal : yes it has, but it is time for our final award of the evening.

Mr. J : Yes it is, and here to present it is TV's The Fonz.......Ladies and Gentleman the one the only....Mr. Henry Winkler!!!!!!!!!

.: Henry Winkler walks out to a tremendous pop. He waves to the crowd and makes it to the podium. :.

Henry : I can't believe you people remember me....hahahahahahhaha. Anyway, when WWA called and asked if I would present Wrestler of the year...I said....HELL YEAH! I mean, this could put me back on TV! So Ladies and Gentlemen, and am proud to present the nominees for Wrestler of the year.

- Wrestler of the year -

Mack
Kamakazi
Tubb Weaver
Dante
Mortiis Magnus
Tony "Role Model" Steele
Freddy

Henry : They are all tremendous fighters. So here is your winner. The 2003 Wrester of the year is..........Oh My God! There is a Tie! Here are your joint Wrestlers of the year! Dante and Role Model Tony Steele!!!!!

.: Dante and Tony Steele both make their way up to the stage. They get to the podium but before they can say anything Biohazard comes walking out with a microphone. :.

Biohazard : It's great that you guys tied for Wrestler of the year. Only thing is......there is One Trophy. So I think at the next card you two should have a little match. Winner is Wrestler of the year. Congratulations guys, see you in the ring.

.: Crowd Cheers, As they all leave the stage. The Camera pans over the Crystal Long and Mr. J. :.

Mr. J : Well that is exciting.

Crystal : Yep. It has been a great night, But anyway thanks to everyone in the WWA, the Fans, and all of our Celebrity guests. This is Crystal Long and Mr. J saying....so long...and we'll see you next year!