~ Special Departure of Cyprus Show ~

:: Scene opens up with Tim Stocks sitting behind a desk. He looks very dignified wearing a tuxedo. In the background is a big picture of Cyprus on the wall. There is no music playing. Tim clears his throat and begins to talk. ::

Tim Stocks: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to this special edition of WWA Sunday Night Showdown. This past week has been full of excitement. The fed was attacked, but it didn't get us down. We are still alive and well. Much like when the twin towers fell, we are sticking together. All of this controversy started by a former roster member known as Cyprus. I'm here with President Biohazard. Mr. President thank you for joining us.

:: The camera zooms out to reveal Biohazard sitting adjacent to Tim at the desk. The picture of Cyprus is in between them on the wall.:: 

Biohazard: The pleasure is all mine Tim.

Tim Stocks: Now there has been a whole lot of talk about the letting go of Cyprus. Some say he was let go for a stupid reason, and that the attack he made on the federation was necessary. What are your thoughts on that?

Biohazard: Wait? Who said that?

Tim Stocks: Well.....nobody, everyone i've talked to said he got what he deserved, but you told me to set this up like the Bret Hart thing Vince and JR did in that other crap hole federation.

Biohazard: Oh, thats right. Well, people can believe what they want, and think what they want. The truth of the matter is...WWA did not screw Cyprus....Cyprus screwed Cyprus. Here's a guy that was lucky to even have another chance to come back here. Imagine feeling sorry for this guy. Well, Mack and I saw a guy with no where else to go, and not thinking about his past actions we let him return. Contrary to what we look like in the ring, we are suckers for a good sob story. We had an agreement with Cyprus that he wouldn't start anymore trouble. We had a situation with another federation, but the problem was resolved. Cyprus decides to come in and restart the problem a day later. Whether he was acting out of WWA patriotism or not, I would have had the good sense to keep my nose out of the business. So he was let go. If you want to know the truth of the matter, Mack and I were thinking of reconsidering. But with getting fired he spazzed, and attacked the federation. This prompted the staff not to offer him his job back, and issue a life time ban from the federation. Call the situation what you will, but the pure and simple fact of the matter remains.....WWA did not screw Cyprus.....Cyprus screwed Cyprus.

Tim Stocks: That's all I needed to hear. Ladies and Gentleman, Cyprus has screwed himself. Like i'm sure he does very often, except this time it costed him his WWA job. Tonight, Our regularly scheduled Showdown will not be scene. It will be pushed back to next Sunday so that The WWA might bring you this special presentation of the departure of Cyprus. Hope you all enjoy...and God bless.

.: Fireworks explode and the light show begins as we get set for yet another edition of WWA's Sunday night showdown. The camera scans the crowd, all fans are holding up derogatory signs about Cyprus. People everywhere are cheering. The lights go out, and the arena gets quiet. A spot light comes down in the center of the ring. There is Deamon Riight in a tuxedo. He his grasping his microphone. :.

Deamon Riight: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to WWA Sunday Night Showdown! This is a special edition of the show. Our regularly scheduled card will be pushed back to next week. Here to sing the national anthem........Star of televisions Full House. The man with one of the hottest wifes in the world....Mr. John Stamos!!!!!!!!!!

John Stamos: You're damn right my wife is hot! But anyway, before I sing our nations theme I figured I'd take a moment to talk about the WWA. I am a huge fan, except for Cyprus Johnson. You know that feeling you get when you're watching a movie on cable, and right at a climatic part it goes to commercial? You know, that feeling of anger and disappointment? I always get that feeling whenever Deamon Riight announced Cyprus's name. But anyway, If you ever need to make a collect call...use......

Deamon Riight: John will you please get on with the song?!

John Stamos: .....oh yes...of course.....OOOHHH SAAAY.....

.: As John starts to sing, An american flag fills the big screen. Suddenly it goes from scenes in America to scenes of Cyprus losing matches. The first scene is that of Cyprus tapping out in a match with Kamakazi. Then slow motion scenes of him being beaten with chairs. Then it cuts to a scene of him as Infernus being thrown out of the ring during the first Gang Warfare match. Then just various scenes of him being pinned. The montage ends with Mack and Biohazard firing him for the final time which gets a big pop from the crowd. John ends the anthem and the arena comes to their feet. :.

John Stamos: Thank you all!

Randy Maniro: Hello Wrestling Fans! This is B2S himself Randy Maniro joined by Jim Roberts for this special Sunday Night Showdown, dedicated to the departure of Cyprus.

Jim Roberts: Yes it is, and I know you're glad to see him go.

Randy Maniro: You're dog on right I am, and from the talk i've heard in the back we've got one heck of a show planned for tonight! We've actually got a match coming up.

Jim Roberts: Oh yeah?

Randy Maniro: Yep, lets go down to the ring.

Cesar the Clown vs. Cyprus

Deamon Riight: This is our first match of the evening, scheduled for one fall...with no time limit! First, coming down the isle With his Manager Puffy.....CYPRUS!!!

.: Fan's begin to boo loudly, Suddenly Biohazard comes out from behind the curtains dawning an Afro Wig. He has pillows stuffed under his shirt to make himself look fat. Then right behind him comes a midget, probably from Rudy's escort Service, dressed up like Cyprus. The fans begin laughing loudly, which takes total place of the boos. Biohazard and the midget begin to make their way down to the ring taunting the crowd. Deamon Riight is even laughing hysterically. :.

Deamon Riight: And...hah.....his...hahaha....Opponent. Straight out of Ringling Brothers, The one.....the only.....CESAR THE CLOWN!!!!!!!

.: Fat Boy's begins to blare through the arena as Cesar makes his way out from behind the curtains. The fans come to their feet. There is mass hysteria as Cesar makes his way down to the ring. He is walking very slow so he doesn't blow up too quick. He wants to be in peak condition for this bout. In the ring Biohazard (puffy) hands the midget a $100 bill and then bails from the ring. The Midget (dressed as cyprus) looks puzzled. By now Cesar has made it into the ring. The midget looks confused.

Randy: The mid....I mean Cyprus must not realize he has to wrestle.

.: Cesar Finally makes it into the ring. And walks up behind the midget. Cesar removes his Jacket revealing a WWA T-Shirt. It is a couple of sizes too small so his enormous bosoms are showing through. The fans go crazy. Cesar taps the midget on the back. The Midget freezes up and slowly turns around. There stands Cesar. Cesar simply puts both arms out and falls straight forward right on top of the midget, folding him up like an accordion. The referee drops down and counts. 1,2,3. :.

Jim Roberts: And like most of his matches in WWA past. Cyprus once again takes a fall. 

Randy: Yep, the self proclaimed legend has once again been beating. That's funny S&%T Man.

Jim Roberts: I think the metaphor in this match is that...the WWA squashed Cyprus..HAHAHAHAHAHA

Randy: I'm being told something is going in the back. Let's check it out.

(The camera goes into the inners of an abandoned factory. There are many different smells, and many different noises heard. Though they may be creaks, and growns of the metal, and wood, they sound of a much more menacing, and sinister tone. Almost as if they were haunted. The fumes smell of a mixture of petroleum,rust,and also the odd faint smell of blood. The fumes, and the sounds turn the abandoned factory into a modern day haunted house. The abandoned factory is a massive structure,and has many rooms to find, or get lost in. The camera pans through the factory, going through most of the rooms. Then the camera fades into a single room that simply as "Office." The camera man then opens the door, and then walks into the room. Shadows completely cover it, so the camera man turns on the light. The light then shines on a dark figure. It is man wearing a black t-shirt, and long denim pants. His black t-shirt reads "Take no prisoner, strike terror into the hearts of all." The camera man is then startled, and jumps up into the air. Then another camera pans onto Brian Holfman. He is wandering aimlessly through the halls of the factory, and constantly covering his nose from the smells. He says a few words such as fuck, or damn. Something falls that was loose, and he jumps in the air. He enters one room, with scribbled writing on it. The scribbles are of the name of Fates Warning. This strikes Brian Holfman as preculiar, and also very insulting. He tries to find the man, and then ends up walking right past it. He then follows signs that have arrows pointed for the way to go. It has things such as "Turn here you dumbshit!" Brian is occasionally offended by the signs, and would knock them over. He would then correspond to the following direction, and ends up finally at the office. He slowly begins to open the oak door, turns the steel doorknob trying to make no noise, and trying to come in very slowly, almost as if he were scared. He looks, and is unable to find anyone. Just as he tries to turn around, he is met by the figure. The figure then turns on the light switch, and puts both of them into plain sight. The camera man raises the microphone to his lips, and then says.)

Brian Holfman: "Scuse me, but who the fuck are you? I know that you are a new wrestler here in the WWA, and ready for a match. Will you please tell me your name, and answer the rest of my questions?"

Man: You want to know my name, dont you? Well I will tell you who I am. I am Zach "Terror" Robinson. They nicname me terror because that is what I always strike into the hearts of those I face. To answer your other questions, I am ready for a match. There is one person I have in mind. Justin Sane. What a sad, and idiotic individual. To say the least, he will be brutally beaten by me. I will not hesitate to break bones, and I also will not hesitate to mentall destroy any individual who thinks they have a glimmer of hope of beating me. I am not going to immediately call out the world champ. I will start from the lower ranks, and then rise to the top. Terror will strike into the hearts of all who oppose me. This is not a game, nor a joke. This is an ongoing quest I will complete. I will make everyone regret that they had met me. I will make everyone regret the day they stepped into the ring with me. All who oppose me, will know the true wrath of Zach Robinson. When I hit my special move, everyone will feel the true pain of Terror!

Brian Holfman: "That is very interesting, do you think that the fans will back you up in the fights you will be having?? And do you honestly think that you will beat Justin Sane?"

Zach "Terror" Robinson: I do think this Brian, that I dont need the fans. The fans are only a distraction to a true wrestling talent such as me. On the other note, I can beat any person I set my heart to, if Justin Sane has a problem, I will give him an attitude adjustment. I will take him to the pits of hell, and make him suffer like no one before. No mercy, I will take no prisoners, and I will leave no one standing. If you are in my way, you will be removed. That is the bottom line. I will not waste remorse on any human being that opposes me. I will take care of them, and then move to the next peron. I suggest you leave before you get hurt, Brian." 

(Zach Robinson grabs a spiked club, and chases after Brian Holfman, Holfman runs screaming, and Zach just stands there, laughing with an evil tone. The camera then cuts off to static.)

Jim Roberts: Looks like it didn't take long for them to replace Cyprus on the roster.

Randy Maniro: This guy looks like more of a promising talent anyway. Now we have a great segment in the show. Let's go down to Deamon Riight for details.

Deamon Riight: Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my distinct pleasure to introduce our next guest. He is a world renowned recording artist, with many #1 hits to his title. He's had 3 platinum albums, and now runs his own label called Shady Records. Here to perform a special rap about Cyprus.....Slim Shady himself....EMINEM! 

.: Eminem comes walking out to the ring with the rest of D12 and an entourage of bodyguards. He steps into the ring and calls for a beat. The instrumental part of Stan Begins to play. :.

Eminem: This one goes out to my boys Mack and Bio!

Dear Mack, I know you fired me but I want back in
How could you do this to me, I just wanted to be your friend.
Now i'm on my own with no one to turn to
And with my stupid immature actions, you'd think I'd get a clue
It's become more apparent that i'm unwanted
because I take a non-existing ego and flaunt it
I heard about all of the great talent and all the great storys
But hire me back anyway dawg, you won't be sorry.
I'll do more segments with my nigga puffy
I had one thought up where he meets Patrick Duffy
And Lizzy will get naked if you want, i'll make her
Only problem is her STD's, cause she's a whore
Just give me one more chance, I won't mess up
If there is a problem, i'll stay out and shut up.
Mack did I ever tell you i'm your biggest fan?
Forget Biohazard dawg, you da man!
I won't let you down, no fights and no ruckus
So hit me up when your able, this is Cyprus!

{Dido Solo}

Dear Bio, It's your boy Cyp!
I'm sorry I called you a Catholic B@#$H that wasn't right.
I see the WWA is doing well, but i'm not on the roster
Let's talk about my coming back, over a fosters
We've had a rough past and I know i've messed up.
I know there has been times when you want to smack me and shut me up
But if you hire me back, i'll make you proud.
I won't start controversy or get too loud.
I'll be the best wrestler in the fed
I'll destroy your talent and put them in a hospital bed.
I want to make you happy dawg, you know you my mentor
I wrestle where ever you want me to, any arena, garden, or center
I promise I won't get injured anymore and disappear
Just don't give me good guys, cause I'll cower with fear.
Did I forget to mention that you is my idol?
Mack isn't s*&t, your biography is my bible.
When I come back I want to be just like you.
Make things happen, handle crap, and rule.
Every word from you is a valued lesson
So call me up, this is cyp, the WWA Legend

{Dido Solo}

.: Suddenly Biohazard emerges from the back with a microphone to a standing ovation. :.

Dear Cyp, This is The Born Again Heel
I got your letter, so let me tell you how I feel
You coming back..HAHA...that's a joke
You just wasted paper and ink with that letter you wrote
The WWA doesn't need a lonely trick like you
Why not find another fed, quit being a fool
We've let you back in five times too many
I think you're responsible for some of the inactivity
Talent comes to our fed and sees peeps like you
They think, "A 3rd rate fed, their talent is doo doo"
Get real dawg, you make us look like s$%t
cause when you don't get what you want you throw a fit
And because you alone you run off and cry
I think it's funny though, and I don't mean to pry
But where'd you meet Lizzy, that skanky look'n hoe?
And Puffy, da fat man with the huge afro
That's quite an entourage, sike! They all suck
But, I guess people will try anything, just to make a buck.
But to answer your question...no your still fired.
We've got two new guys, and guess what...they're hired!
So run off and find a shoulder to cry on
Cause you'll never be back on our roster son!
And good luck with your career, hope you get back on your feet.
This is Bio signing off, the nicest guy you'll ever meet!

Voice: Hold on....we ain't done yet!

.: Suddenly Bio is joined on the stage with Mack. The crowd goes bananas. :.

Mack: This is the first time i've rapped but uhh......

Dear Cyprus, This is Mack I got your letter
I see you're down man, i'll try to make you feel better
EAW, I knew they wouldn't last
You want back in WWA? Take a look at your past!
You've never owned a title, you've just pissed off a lot of people
Just the act of a weakling whose too feeble
to fight his own battles, he uses Promos
Only they're jokes about drugs, sex, and homos
You're unacceptable, unwanted, and unneeded
Bio didn't want you, know matter how hard you pleaded
So get it through your head, you're done here bo
So take rejection like a man, don't act like a hoe
Just got to Yahoo! and search for E-Fed!
And just remember that WWA, HA, we aren't dead!
No attack from a punk can keep us down.
So hang your head and shame and turn that smile to a frown.
This rap might be short, but i'm done with you jack
Don't ever write me again bro, This is Mack!

Randy: Wow! Mack can Rap!

Jim: That was wicked Yo!

Randy: Don't try to talk like that anymore..instead lets take a look at a Q'n'A session that Mack had earlier today!

:: Mack is standing behind a podium. He looks like he is ready for a question and answer period. The camera scans the interviewers. Brian Holfman is sitting in a group of cardboard cutouts. Mack clears his throat and starts. ::

Mack: Thank you all for coming out today. 

::Mack acts like he hears a lot of voices.::

Mack: Please one at a time.

:: Brian just gives him a wired look and goes on with raising his hand. ::

Mack: Yes Mr. Holfman?

Brian: Over the past week there has been a lot of strife between the WWA and the IWF. It has caused for two wrestlers to quit, one to get fired, and for the WWA being broke into, messed up, and having to push the event tonight back. What are your thoughts on this?

Mack: First off, things between the WWA and IWF are cool right now. I hate that the two wrestlers that quite did, but I can understand. As for the one that got fired. I am sorry to loss the talent that Cyprus offered. But I am glade he is gone. He cause things to happen that should never have had happen. He just loved controversy. And we can see that with the way he acted after getting fired. He broke into the WWA and tore it up. He has coast the WWA a lot of money in fixing what he broke and re booking the arena for next week. But it's all good cause he is gone. And that is why we party tonight.

:: Balloons start to fall from the ceiling and music starts to play. Mack starts to dance around. ::

Mack: Come on all join in.

:: Brian looks around at the cardboards. Lowers his head and walks out. ::

Brian: He is just wired sometime

Jim Roberts: Mack is lovin it!

Randy Maniro: So am I! First John Stamos, then Eminem! Who could possibly come out next to top thos guys?

(Iron Man by black Sabbath, Blair's over the P.A. System as all of a sudden the lights begin to dim down.)

Randy Maniro: "What the hell?"

Jim Roberts: "Is that... na.. it couldn't be."

(All of a sudden the IWF Co-Owner, sLiPkNoT walks out from behind the WWA entrance stage. The fans all stand to their feet in shock.)

Randy Maniro: "No way. No way in hell, what is he doing here."

Jim Roberts: "Maybe he decided to join forces with the WWA?'

(sLiPkNoT walks down the ramp with a huge grin on his face. He walks around the ring slowly and pulls a mic out of his back pocket. He looks at the WWA banner around the ring and nods his head as he walks up the steps and into the ring. The fans seem stun, but all quite down to hear what sLiPkNoT has to say. sLiPkNoT puts the mic closer to his mouth.)

sLiPkNoT: "Well, well. The Co Owner of the IWF inside of a WWA ring!"

(The fans begin to cheer)

sLiPkNoT: "Wait, hold on... hold on. Before you get too excited, im only here for one thing and that is... To say GOOD BYE TO CYPRUS!"

(The fans go nuts and begin to chant "CYPRUS SUCKS, CYPRUS SUCK!")

sLiPkNoT: "Yes, in fact he does. Maybe you remember Cyprus, when he had the balls to come into my Federation talking smack to others about me. Saying you hate me. But look around you Cyprus. Who is hated now?"

(The fans begin to chant louder "CYPRUS SUCKS, CYPRUS SUCKS!")

sLiPkNoT: "On, behalf of my self and most of the IWF and pretty much all of the WWA FU(CENSORED)K OFF CYPRUS!"

Jim Roberts: "Did you hear that!?! I hope they censored that on TV!"

sLiPkNoT: "I told you I would have the last laugh Cyprus in our little battle and infact, I Have LAUGHED LAST. Good luck WWA."

(sLiPkNoT drops the mic and heads up the rant to a bunch of cheers as Iron Man by Black Sabbath plays once more...)

Randy Maniro: That was incredible! Can you believe it? The WWA and the IWF on the same page about this guy?

Jim Roberts: I guess Biohazard was right in his rap....nobody likes him.

Randy Maniro: Very True. I think it's time for another match..Lets go down to the ring!

Lizzy Monarch vs. Eve

::"I do anything" by Simple Plain comes on as Eve makes he way down to the ring with a big pop from the crowd. Just then a midget, form Rudy, comes walking out dressed like Lizzy. She makes he way to the ring and enters it. Before the match can even starts "Dirty" by Christiana Aguilera on and Aguilera herself comes running down the ramp. She bolts for Lizzy and beats the crap out of her. She then grabs a mic.::

Aguilera: Listen here you little Hoe stop stilling my style of clothing.

::Eve is just standing there waiting. Aguilera turns to Eve. Eve meets her with a Superkick and then locks the Parasite. Aguilera gives up and Eve lets the hold go. She gets up, kicks Aguilera a few times, spits on the midget of Lizzy and walks out. ::

Jim: Man she is hot. I wish that I could get some of that.

Randy: You wish that about any female wrestler.

Jim: Nah man I never wanted Lizzy, she was just to much of a hoe, even for me.

Randy: Well, lets go to a segment that has been put together called, Superstar's reflections. Featuring my bride to be, Sarah Brynes.

~ El Mexico Mesterio ~

Well I haven't known Cyprus Johnson very long but what people have told me I am glad he is fired. Sure he will be missed but Biohazard and Mack gave him a second chance and he blew it so Cyprus if you are reading this right now You damn arse bitch.

~ Terry O'Reilly ~

It is a sad sight to see anyone get fired. But from what I've seen out of this boyle I can tell it was for the best. He seems to be a troubled lad who needs to endure some intense psycho therapy. Good Riddance to a sorry piece of garbage.

~ Sarah Brynes ~

Cyprus..Thankful as I am that we never came in close enough contact for me to really want to kick his ass, the way hes affected my fiance is enough for me to put aside a special hate in my heart for him. I mean really, what did he accomplish from being here? Becoming more of a dumb ass then he was when he started? Was it his high to try to ruin people's lives? I thought he was ok at first, ya know, we'd keep our distance and everything would be cool. I'd let him go his way and he'd let me go mine. I'd pass him backstage and there wasn't any nod of recognation or a friendly hello, which was our unspkoen agreement. But then he had to go ruin everything. Interferring into Randy's life, he just popped into mine. Needless to say, I'm glad hes gone. He didn't even get me a happy birthday card..that bastard. Now that i think of it...no one did!!

Randy: Man she is beautiful, I'm such a lucky guy!

Jim: Yep, Here's a classic Promo from when Mack fueded with Infernus.

We are in an Motel Six Room when the lights come on.  The cockroaches skater throughout the room.  The toilet seat is covered in crap. 

Camera fads to black. 

Randy: I think I remember that.

Jim Roberts: It's funny to me how much people hated Cyprus even, when they knew it wasn't him.

Randy: Anyway, lets go back to the ring for more wrestling action. 

El Mexico Mesterio vs. Infernus

So Far Away by StainD hits the speakers as El Mexico walks through the walk way with his beautiful new manager Justice Taylor. As he stands in the ring waiting for Infurnus to enter a Bizzare midget form of him appears. Mesterio not liking this at all grabs the midget and perform the War Cry Driver then signals for Justice to set up a table and the perform a 3D through the table. Mesterio stares at Daemon and signals for a microphone "Now what the hell is this, are you guys trying to make me look bad". with this said Mesterio and Justice leave the ring.

Jim Roberts: I'm starting to enjoy these matches....haha!

Randy Maniro: El Mexico Mesterio, a tremendous competitor from WWA & IWF just laid waste to that mid...I mean Infernus!

Jim Roberts: Let's go back stage, where I hear "Primetime" Darryl Fancher is standing by for comments.

***Scene fades backstage Darryl Fancher is standing with his own personal interview Cheryl Diamond***

Cheryl: Darryl now we know you have heard the news about Cyprus being canned how does this make you feel?

Darryl: Well to be honest the guy did a good thing believe it or not he brought the IWF and WWA closer together. 

Cheryl: How did he do that?

Darryl:Think about it now they both have a common enemy. Now everybody sees what happens when you try to stick up for somebody who can help themselves, so my advice to all the boys in the back is When I go after Moe Hunter you better not try and help him because you wont be as lucky as Cyprus and get fired no you will have to deal with me

The WWA's Next PPV!

Randy Maniro: Tribulation looks to be an awesome ppv coming up. Gang Warfare 2...I can't wait!

Jim Roberts: That's all great but what about those words from Darryl Fancher?

Randy Maniro: Well, it can't all be about fun. Darryl and Moe and sure to collide very soon, and it won't be pretty.

Jim Roberts: Now it's time for some more action. 

Puffy vs. Scorpio Murphy

Midget-Puffy comes down to the ring, fingers and face stained with powdered cheese. So hated is his character, that fans have brought rocks and are literally trying to stone him to death to eliminate any memory of him. Amazingly, he manages to make it to the ring, where the crowd decides is a sanctuary of sorts. It won't last long, as StainD's "Mudshovel" comes on and people rise to their feet to ovate the former Arena champion, Scorpio Murphy. Puffy knows the fate of the others, and decides he must take desparate measure - as Scorpio slide into the ring, Puffy goes for a Shooting Star Press from the bottom turnbuckle. It fails miserably, and it looks as though he could have suffered permanent injury from it. Scorpio came out here to express his disgusts for Cyprus' 'posse', and doesn't back down. He cools his anger long enough to grab three tables and stack them outside the ring, then goes back in and picks up the twitching body of Puffy. Hooking the arms, he then climbs up to the top rope for the biggest Scorpio Driver anyone's likely to see, an incredible force right through all three tables to the floor outside.

Jim Roberts: And now we'll get to hear from the ICEman himself, Moe Hunter, ready with Terror's commish Massachi Hanzo-whassisname

Masachi: Yeah, thanks Jim. I see you haven't yet lost your drunken slur. So Moe, I've heard through my research into the WWA's past before my time that you have a special history with Cyprus Johnson...

Moe Hunter: Oh, Kelsey? The biggest moron I've ever known, and that's saynig a lot since I've known a LOT of morons in my time. From the very beginning, while I was feuding with Jack Kross on-screen, backstage I was at war with the retard known as Cyprus. It's hard to even begin to describe just how ignorant he could be, he did so many things that are simply beyond comprehension. I guess you could explain most of it by saying that he tried so much to be like his idol Jeff Hardy that he too overdid the drugs, and wouldn't ya know it, both of 'em got fired, too. Happy, happy days!

Masachi: Well, there is one big difference between the two - Hardy had talent!

Moe: You got me there, Masachi.

Masachi: So, when can I expect you on Terror?

Moe: You never know, I've got so many things I either need to do or really would like to, and I have to set up my options the best way possible. I may be on Terror very soon, or I may not be there at all, just the way things go.

Masachi: What about Darryl Fancher? We've heard his comments, now yours?

Moe: People might know that it was originally my intention to start a smear campaign about him, as I saw him as a useless and spinless excuse for a wrestler, and especially IWF's champion. I soon found that the UWF staff weren't too fond of him either however, and they've stripped him of his title. So I'm still here, and it seems he's ready to show up now, finally face up to his actions which cost me the WWA World title last month. Bottom line is, he hasn't faced all of Moe before, not even close. It's time for the ICEman to get back on track an remind everyone why I am the Last Moe Standing!

Commercial Break...

:: The Camera comes back, and all of the WWA is standing in or around the ring. President's Biohazard, Mack, and IWF Co-President Slipknot are standing in the center of the ring. Crystal Long and Masachi are in there as well, standing amongts John Stamos, Eminem, The poor midgets who had to fight, and a bloodied Cristina Aguilera. Biohazard lifts a microphone to his mouth. ::

Biohazard: Just in case ya'lls was wonderin. This wasn't a card to pay respect to Cyprus, this was a don't let the door hit you on the way out celebration.

Slipknot: There are no Problems between WWA and IWF! Cyprus, you will not come into our federation and talk smack about us, and then think you'll get away with it! I told you, i'd have the last laugh...and it looks like I have, good luck with your career!

Mack: This was a decision Bio and I have never been happier with. So Cyprus....Adios  sucka!

:: The entire arena begins to sing the song...... NANANANA ........NANANANA ...... HEY HEY HEY .....GOOOODBYE!!!!!!!  The camera fades out on streamers and electro lights going off as WWA Showdown Theme "Rock the Party" by POD comes on. The final shot is of Cyprus. Underneith it it says "Cyprus Johnson ~He broke the wind beneath our wings.~ ::