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{ From Darkness the camera fades into a split screen of Dante and Jason Myers winning their final matches to advance to the final round of the Worlds Title Tournament. Then cuts to a grayscale scene of Biohazard and Mack calling the stipulation for the match. Then to various scenes of things that have been going on in the WWA. Scooby defeating Randy Maniro, Landon Rice's big arrival when he jumped Anthony Durant. Scott Levi defeating Kendall Carter for the TV Title, Silent Bob being given a shot at the WWA Hardcore Title. Mr. J screwing various people out of their matches, Cesar the Clown on a tricycle heading for the ring, and a final shot of Jason Myers and Dante standing nose to nose at the end of last weeks Sunday Night Showdown. The scene freezes fades to grayscale and then back to darkness.} {Suddenly on the big screen a count down begins from 9 on down to 1 and after 1 Green and Red fireworks explode. Fans go crazy as a shower of white fireworks begin to drop from the rafters creating the effect of snow. The green and red laser lights come on and begin to circle around the arena to all the fans that are standing up with signs. The Christmas Classic "Sleigh Ride" begins to play and the fans go with it. } Tim Stocks: Hello Wrestling Fans! This is Tim Stocks joined by fellow broadcast partner Jim Roberts. And Welcome to the WWA's First Annual "Silent Night Deadly Night" pay per view! Brought to you by the good folks at Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. Jim Roberts: Yes the are good folks. Ladies and Gentlemen this is Jim Roberts and do we have one doozy of a Pay Per View for you tonight!! Tim Stocks: Jim my drunk of a friend you can surely say that again! Tonight! Set in Stone! The WWA Worlds Title will be decided in a Secret Santa/Ladder Match. The WWA Worlds Title will be suspended in air. One Ladder will be supplied and all over the ring will be unmarked Presents. What is in them? Whatever the WWA superstars want to send! Could be a barbed wire bat, could be a teddy bear. Nobody will know until they are opened. Jim Roberts: Also, the arrival of Biohazard and Mack's old friend, if you want to call him that, Padre Muerte will debut in a match of his choosing. He will take on Seasoned Jobber Silent Bob in a UWF Arena Style LMS match. Good Luck Bob. Tim Stocks: Anthony Durant set to take on his newest nemesis Landon Rice in a match for the #1 Contenders Slot for the Heavyweight Title. And Lets not forget about The WWA's Christmas present to the low carders and rookies. To many something they could only dream about and to the new guys. and instant shot at glory. Tonight A Battle Royal for the #1 Contenders slot for the WWA Worlds Title! Jim Roberts: Lets not forget the match I've been waiting for! Forget Santa, I want to see those 2 darling Mrs. Clauses tonight! Kloe and AYA!!! YEAH BABY!!!!! I'm gonna have to break open a bottle of Uncle Jemima's for this! Tim Stocks: Guess we should go ahead and plug around sponsor. Of course like I said earlier tonight Silent Night Deadly Night is brought to you by Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. Can we get an ad up on the Jumbo Tron?!
Tim Stocks: Jim, what do you think the out come of the matches will be tonight? I mean so many people are equally matched and it's just so tough to call. Jim Roberts: Tim, After I get a 40oz or two of Uncle Jemima's in my system, I will gladly tell you all of the outcomes in these matches even before they happen.
- Match 1 - These two superstars put on one great fight. Anthony Durant got the upper hand to start off with. It could be because he weighs a hundred more pounds then Landon Rice. Durant hit constant power moves. He started off with a one armed power slam. Then he hit a jumping elbow drop. After that he picked up Rice and threw him into the ropes. Rice came back with a forearm to the head. It sent Durant stumbling back. Rice went for a running clothes line but Durant sent him flying over the top rope. Durant steps over the top rope and goes down to Rice. While Durant is picking up Rice, Rice nails Durant in the gut. Durant goes back again holding his gut and Rice hits a dropkick to Durant in the chest. Durant hits the floor and Rice goes in and breaks up the refs count and goes back out. He walks over to Durant and Durant slings him into the steps. Durant rolls Rice back in the ring and goes in. He picks up Rice and tosses him into the corner. Durant hits a big boot in the corner and sends Rice stumbling out. Durant climbs onto the second rope and waits for Rice to turn around. Rice turns and Durant goes for a flying clothesline. Rice reacts in time and catches Durant's arm in the air and flows Durant to the mat and put a cross face on Durant. Rice has it locked in and Durant starts to reach for the rope. Durant gets it and the ref pulls Rice off. The ref is between Rice and Durant. Durant takes advantage of this a pokes Rice in the eye. Rice turns around and starts to walk away. Durant hits a clothesline and sends Rice to the mat. Then he hits a running leg drop. He goes for the pin. 1…2…kick out. Durant picks Rice up and throws him to the rope. Durant goes for the big boot and Rice goes under his leg. When Durant turns around Rice hits him with the Alter Ego. Rice goes for the count. 1…2…3. Tim: That is a great way to start a pay-per-view off. Jim: Both athletes put on a great fight. Tim: Oh my, you actually said something worth while. Jim: I can every now and then.
-Match 2 - A disappointment to every male teen in attendance and to broadcast journalist Jim Roberts. Immortal by Adema hit the PA system and Moe and Kloe Hunter approached the ring arm in arm. When they reached the ring Moe sat on the second rope lifting the top one allowing Kloe easy entry to the ring. Moe soon followed behind. They took some time while their entrance song was still playing to taunt the crowd, receiving big Pops. The lights dim and "Take It" by the Insane Clown Posse hits the PA. Craig and Aya Rodger are set to come out. Several minutes go by and nothing. The song is restarted and more waiting ensues. The Referee shakes his head and calls for the bell. The match is called off, until Craig and Aya can make it. There for the fans are unfulfilled and so is Jim Roberts. Jim: What no sexy Aya. That sucks Tim: Yeah it does. We don't get to see the greatness of these four superstars in action.
- Match 3 - Before the match started Mr. J made his way out to the ring. To the delite of some and boos of others. The Kendell Carter fans had not forgotten how J cost him a shot at the World Title. Shortly after Kash came out then Scorpio Murphy. Those two started before Scott Levi made it to the ring. With the two exchanging blows Scott took his time. When he entered both Kash and Scorpio welcomed him with a double clothesline. The champ smacked the mat hard. Kash then climbed the ropes while Scorpio continued to work on Levi. Kash went for a moonsault but much to his suprize Scorpio pulled Levi up in the nick of time to insure all that Kash found was the ground. Scorpio tried to throw Scott Levi into the ropes but Scott reversed it and Scorpio came back and found a kick to the waist waiting for him. Scorpio stumpled backwards and Scott came charging knocking Scorpio Murphy over the top. Scott then focused on Kash who was just now getting up from his failed attempt earlier. Scott Levi then went on to dominate Kash untill Scorpio got back into the ring. Scott tossed Kash out and went to meet Scorpio. They traded blows untill Scorpio finally took the advantage with a suplex. Scorpio picked him back up and started beating on him once more then successfully throws him into the ropes. He then drop kicks the champ to the ground. Scorpio then goes for some flying of his own but again all that can be found is mat. Scott tries to gather himself and puts Scorpio into a choke hold. It is effective but Mr. J never made his way over to check on Scorpio. Mr. J was over at the ring corner arguing with Kash who was trying to enter with a chair. Scott looked over to see what was going on then gave up the hold. He went over to Mr. J and started arguing. Then Scorpio who recovered went running into Scott who stared a domino reaction with the other two, which ended with Kash falling on the chair he tried to bring in. Scorpio picked up Scott Levi and had control for some time. Finally he hit the Scorpio Driver but before he could go for the pin a low blow knocked him down. When he turned to look he found it was not Kash but Mr. J who had delivered the hit. Scott siezed this oppertunity to gather himself. The two men made it to their feet about the same time, then the TV champion took control. Scott finished things off with a downward spiral and went for the pin and the win. Mr. J held his hand up and then went for the microphone.
Mr. J: Listen here Scorpio, I will tell you now to stay away from that no hack bum Kendell Carter. He will never be anything in this business as long as I am around and if you stick with him than neither will you. That is a promise.
Scorpio gets up and looks deep into the eyes of Mr. J. Scorpio charges J for the words he said against KC, and spears him. Scorpio then gets up and exits.
Tim: Better luck next time to Scorpio, who should have had it won.
Jim: Yeah, lets get some Mash Liquor.
- Match 4 - 1st Elimination: Shawn Cash After the bell sounded, Shawn Cash turned
and walked right into a clothesline from Eric Smith that sent him sailing over
the top rope and onto the floor. Better luck next time Shawn. Eric Smith decided to taunt Shawn Cash,
but made the mistake of turning his back on the action that was already going
on inside the ring. Uncle Porker saw his opening and he took it...mearly shoving
Smith over the top rope. Meanwhile on the other side of the ring
while Uncle Porker was disposing of Eric Smith.
Jimmy Jam charges Cesar the clown. Unfortunately for Jimmy he forgets just how
portly Cesar is and bounces off of him. Cesar hits the ground from the impact
but Jimmy Jam is lined up perfect with the ropes, and Scooby soars across the
ring nailing Jimmy Jam with a text book cross face and follows it through
until He sees Jimmy go over the top rope and on to the floor. Big Red Devil wades through the other
participates and makes it to Cesar who is still on the ground following Jimmy
Jams charge attack. Big Red Devil picks Cesar up by the head and struggles
due to Cesar being short and fat. He finally gets Cesar in a Corner and grabs
one leg trying to eliminate him. Cesar powers out of the corner and they both
fall over. BRD is the first to stand, but as Cesar stands he stretches,
punching Big Red Devil right in the face staggering him into the top rope.
Cesar turns and lifts Big Red Devils legs up sending him over the top
rope. Phoenix, who was tied up with The Crow at
the time, noticed Cesar disposing of Big Red Devil. Phoenix wins the tie up
and ddts the crow. Phoenix the walks over to Cesar and to get revenge for that
Cesar Salad he got the Sunday before. He grabs Cesar by the hair and
forces him up to his feet. He then raises his hand up to all of the fans
and slaps Cesar across the face. Cesar goes down and suddenly from out of no
where an arm comes by and forearms Phoenix right in the temple. Phoenix falls
against the ropes, and the figure, who ended up being Scorpio Murphy finished
the job by clothes lining Phoenix over the top and onto the floor. After reviving from the DDT he received
from the now eliminated Phoenix he rises up and begins to look for someone
else. He looks over and sees Scooby and Nightmare going at it. He starts over
to possibly become the third member of the fight, but is pearl harbored by
Jack Darkhart. Darkhart and The Crow end up right in the middle of the
Nightmare and Scooby fight. A back elbow from The Crow sends Nightmare over
the top but onto the apron. The Crow turns back to the action and gets a left
hook right in the face from Scooby. The causes him to lose his balance falling
right over the top rope, grabbing hold of Nightmare on his way down. The Crow
hits the ground first. Nightmare put up a good effort, but after
a close call by being knocked to the apron over the top rope. An opponent
being eliminated caused him to fall to the floor himself. What's funny
is...they guy who eliminated him ended up being eliminated before him. After the pearl harbored on The Crow, Darkhart gets sneak attacked by Infernus. Infernus hits a inverted ddt onto Darkhart. Infernus lifts Darkhart up and toss him over the top. Uncle Porker makes his way to Mr. Canada and Scorpio Murphy fighting. Porker goes to attack Murphy but Canada hits him in the jaw with an upper cut. Canada and Murphy hits a double suplex onto Porker and then they lift him up and do a double arm bar takeover to send Porker over the ropes.
Canada turns to Scorpio and puts out his hand. Scorpio takes it but Canada hits him with a short arm clothesline. Canada takes advantage of this and throws Scorpio out.
On the other side of the ring, Infernus, DVK, and El Mexico Mesterio are fighting against the ropes. Infernus exchanges bow with both men. DVK and Mestrio grab Infernus. Cesar the Clown see this and charges at the three men. When Cesar hits them they all go flying over the top. But Mesterio lands on the apron.
DVK had no chance of keeping his footing after be hit by the Clown. Rip Saw see Mesterio on the apron and runs over to him. He starts flying through the air and hits Mesterio with a flying super kick. Mesterio goes flying back and nails the safety railing around ring side. Scooby and Mr. Canada run over to the tired Cesar the Clown. The booth grab a leg and try to lift. Cesar put some fight into not getting eliminated until Rip Saw comes up and nails Cesar in the nuts with a swift kick. Then Canada and Scooby have not trouble flipping Cesar out. Rip Saw turns to Scooby and knocks him down with a power clothesline. Then he turns to Canada and hit him in the head with a forearm. Canada stumbles back into the corner. Canada try to comeback with a running clothesline but Rip Saw bucks it and pushes Canada over the top rope. Scooby makes his way back to his feet. He sees Rip Saw getting Canada out. Scooby charges at Rip Saw. Rip Saw see this coming and lifts Scooby up and throws him over his head, as in springing him over his head. Rip Saw thinks that he threw him out, but Scooby lands on the top rope and does a spring Moonlight Star Press onto the unexpecting Rip Saw. Scooby getsthe air knocked out of him and Rip Saw falls to the ground. Scooby gets to his feet gasping for air and lift the unconscious Rip Saw up and over the top. Tim: Scooby wins this match taking home the #1 contenders slot for the WWA world title. Jim: Is the Clown gone. He scares me. Tim: Yes now get out form under the table. - Match 5 - This match was slow paced, but some excellent hardcore action. The UWF style Arena area was created. A giant enclosure comes down over the ring and trash cans full of weapons are scattered about everywhere. Silent Bob was the first to hit the area. He looks to be siked and ready for the match. After entering the Caged area he walks straight over to a trash can and finds a sturdy weapon. Lights go dark and Sepultura's Roots blasts through out the arena. Padre Muerte emerges from behind the curtains carrying his signature reapers sling blade. He enters the cage and the door is shut. Padre removes his cloak and sits his blade to the side. Bob, in turn, sits down the weapon he grabbed. The Bell Rings and the two men meet in the center of the ring. They tie up and Padre powers Silent Bob over to a corner. Padre then grabs a roll of barbed wire and goes straight to work on Bob's head. Bob screams in pain and Padre releases him. Bob wipes the blood coming down and makes an all out charge at Padre tackling him down onto the ground. He begins to punch him in the face several times with lefts and rights. The matched teetered back and forth like this for nearly 40 mins. Highlights in this match included; Padre sending Bob through a flaming Table, Bob double stacking 2 tables and ddting Padre through them, and Padre putting his blade to good use by swiping it at Bobs leg creating a nice gash. The closing moments of this match were hard to watch. Both men were barely standing up and couldn't even swing a punch to make contact due to blood in their eyes. But in the end Bob lunged forward and grabbed Padre around the neck, Padre returned the favor and they each began to choke each other down to the ground. Eventually they both dropped to their knees, then to their sides, And soon the both just laid down and released their grips. The doors to the cage open and two ring assistants rush in with buckets of water that they dump on the two participates. Bob sits straight up shaking the water off of him. Padre rolls over and makes it to all fours. Bob then turns to all fours and crawls over to the side of the cage pulling himself up. He does so and wipes the crimson fluid from his face as he stumbles over to Padre Muerte who is also trying to get to his feet. Silent Bob looks over and grabs a barbed wire baseball bat. He begins to pound Padre over the back with it, causing him to break down from his crawling position. Bob loses it and just keeps slamming away with the baseball bat. Until the doors open on the cage and officials rush in detaining Bob. A referee runs in checking Padre. He's breathing......but unconscious. The Referee calls for the bell and the match is over. Silent Bob takes home the Arena Gold......imagine that....Silent Bob a champion. Don't bother pinching yourself...it's true. But Bob doesn't have a lot of time celebrate as suddenly a cloaked figure enters the ring and walks over to Bob taking his title away and smashing him in the face with it. Bob drops like a pound of bricks. Padre slowly rises to his feet, after being revived from by the officials. The cloaked figure removes his hood.....It's Jack Darkhart. He extends his hand, and the weary Padre Muerte shakes it. Tim: Wow, that was great. Jim: I like to sing in the rain. Tim: Have you been drinking tonight. Jim: Noooo...hickup. Tim: Thats it.
- Main Event - This match was a close one. But before the match began, WWA workers started to bring down the gifts. There are big and small gifts. There is also one sitting at the top of the ramp way in a big wooden create. Booth men make there way to the ring and the bell rings. Both men go out of the ring and start to open up gifts. Dante open a rep one that has a barbwire bat in it from himself. Dante smiles and makes his way to Jason. Dante gets around the ring post and Jason hits him with a Vacuum cleaner from Scot Levi. Dante drops the bat and Jason keeps hitting him over the back with the vacuum cleaner. The cleaner eventually breaks and Jason starts to dig through the presents again. Dante gets to his feet and grabs the barbwire bat again. He sneaks up on Jason and nails his in the back with it. Jason starts to bleed as Dante rapidity nails him in the back with the bat. Dante spots a gift that looks like what he need. He goes over to a long slim present and opens it up. Its a ladder and a Honey Baked Ham from Scooby. Dante throws the Ham at Jason and puts the ladder inside. He follows it in and sets it up. Jason starts to get up and goes for a present. Inside it is a Self help book, "How to job in 11 seconds" from DVK. Jason takes the book and throws it at Dante. Be book goes no where close to Dante, as he continues to climb the ladder. Jason gets in the ring and pushes the ladder over. Dante goes flying over the ropes and lands onto a present. It splits open and reveals a polo shirt from Anthony Durant, but beside him is a box that says, "This side up" and "Do not shake" Dante reaches over to it a pulls the paper off. Sarah Brynes comes out of the box and makes her way to Jason, on her way she picks up a present and tares it open. Its from Mr. Canada and has a kendo stick and a bus pass in it. Sarah takes the kendo stick and goes to town on Jason. Jason starts to bleed from the top of his head. Sarah reaches back for a power hit with the kendo stick, but Jason hits her in the gut and throws her over the top rope. Sarah gets to her feet and walks back to the back. Jason goes for a present in the corner. He opens it up and its a giant picture of Mack, Biohazard, and Kamakazi in there younger years in the UWF, its it enclosed in a glass frame. Its from President Mack. Dante start to get in the ring and Jason grabs the picture. He hits Dante over the head with it and glass goes everywhere. Dante is busted open. Jason starts to choke Dante with his boot. Dante starts to black out and Jason lets go. Jason sets the ladder back up and starts to climb up it. As Jason gets halfway up it and Dante grabs a square present and nails Jason with it. Salt goes everywhere and a paper falls to the ground. It says "A bag of salt from El Mexico Mysterio." The salt gets into Dante's open cuts and starts to burn. Jason jumps off of where he is on the ladder and hits a clothesline onto Dante. Both men go out of the ring. Jason grabs a present that is from Moe Hunter. When he opens it up he fins a Fight Club DVD and a bar of soap. He throws both items into the audience and goes for a second present. While all of this is going on Dante opens up a garden hoe from Scorpio. Dante goes to hit Jason with it and it breaks over Jason's back. Dante keeps pummeling on Jason. His punches get slower and slower as both men start to where out. Jason reaches up and smacks Dante in the head. Jason reaches a gift from Silent Bob, it contains a teddy bear. As Jason picks it up, the head of it falls of and reveals that concrete is in it. Jason grabs the head and hits Dante in the gut with it. Dante falls off of Jason. Jason goes for another gift. In it is a year long membership to a book club from Randy. He goes for another one and its a Magnavox DVD player from President Biohazard. Jason lifts it up over his head and drops it on Dante's leg. At the same time Dante grabbed the half part of the hoe and hit Jason with the metal end of it on the mask. It catches the mask and rips half of it off. Dante grabs his leg and Jason finds the polo shirt and puts it over the part of his face that is showing. Dante reaches a present that s wrapped in a brown bag and throws it at Jason. Jason ducks it and the bag hits the floor. It makes a shattering noise and 40oz of Uncle Jemima's comes pouring out. It was from Rudy. Jim Roberts goes to try to lick up the Uncle Jemima's. Jason trips over Jim Roberts while he is trying to make his way to the ring. Dante and Jason make there way back into the ring. They both lay there from being so tired and losing a lot of blood. In the ring lays the barbwire bat, the ladder, the self help book, and an unwrapped present in the corner. Jason and Dante pull themselves up. Dante grabs the bat and runs at Jason. He goes for the swing and Jason rolls out of the way. He grabs the self help book and smacks Dante in the back of the head with it. Dante drops the bat and stumbles into the corner. Jason hits his signature move, To Hell and Back. Dante is out. Jason sets up the ladder and starts to climb up. Jason gets to the top and grabs the belt. The bell rings. Tim: OH my God Jason won the match. I cannot believe it. Jim: I cannot believe that they wasted some Uncle Jemima's. Tim: You drunk. ::JIm passes out and Mack makes his way down to the ring. Paramedics come out and help Dante to the back. Mack gets in the ring with Jason.:: Mack: Way to go on your victory. Jason: Thank you. I got something for you. ::Jason goes to the corner and grabs the present. He throws it to Mack. Mack opens it up and inside it is a mop and a janitors badge that says "Freddy." Mack looks up at Jason and Jason pulls off the polo shirt and the mask and reveals himself to be Freddy.:: Tim: Wholly crap. Its Freddy. Mack fired him, but he's back. ::Freddy grabs Mack by the throat.:: Freddy: Merry Christmas Boss. ::Freddy starts to go for a choke slam but stops when he see the Elite Force surrounds him with nightsticks and shock sticks. Then Kamakazi walking down the ramp. The crowd goes wild.:: Tim: It Kamakazi. He's back!!! Kama: Freddy I am glade to see you here. I got a special present just for you and its in that create right up there. So why don't you just let Mack go and lets take a walk. ::Freddy lets Mack goes, walks past the Elite Force, and starts to walk up the ramp. He walks past Kama and gives him an Evil look. He gets to the create and opens it up. He steps back you see hatred and tears form in his eyes. The camera focuses in on the present from Kamakazi, its a casket with Anna written on it. Freddy turns to Kama and starts to make his way to him. The Elite Force get between Freddy and Kama. Freddy takes out some of them but the rest gets him with the nightsticks and shock sticks. Paramedics come out and sedate Freddy and take him to the back. Kama starts to make his way to the ring when police com out an hand cuff him. Mack walks down to them.:: Mack: Why are you arresting him for. Police: For the death of the members of AOD. We believe he is related to each one of them. ::Two police men pulls Mack back. And the rest take Kamakazi away. The camera fades out.::
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Roberts: That's the stuff! Right There! Boy do I love Uncle Jemima's
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