::The door opens and everyone turns to see who it is.
Kash is standing there with an LOE shirt on.
Kash: Maybe I can be of some help.
Padre: It'll be ok. Just remember guys. When we get into that Cage lets stick
together and work as a team.
* The New
Rydaz are seen backstage. All five of them. Each one of them is sitting in a
chair that is part of a circle. In the center of the circle is their advisor
Biohazard. Each and every one of their faces are focused. Sean Todd begins to
speak.
Sean: Tonight is the night. Everybody thinks that TSI is going to win the match
and get Anna back. Well do you know what, they are dead wrong. We have worked to
hard for this, We will win, we will win, we will win! Do you hear me WE WILL
WIN!!!
* Sean Todd gets up and leaves the locker room.*
::In the locker room of the High Flyers,
DVK is standing up talking to his group. Eve still has the chair that she
was carrying around earlier.::
DVK: "Okay men. In a few
hours its will be time to set the course of history in order. We are out
weighed and out numbered. But we can do this. If we all stick
together we can win. Failure is not an option."
::All the men cheer and get up. Eve
takes the chair, goes out the door, and starts walking the halls.::
(As the camera spans in TSI is in the
locker room all getting ready for GW and their other matches that are going to
take place throughout the night. Freddy is out in front of the group talking.)
Freddy: Guys listen up we all need to
talk about a few things before tonight starts.
(They all give their attention to
Freddy)
Freddy: First we all need to stay
together tonight as I have no doubt people are going to try and get to us,
mostly me. So I have contacted friends to see if they would be up to helping us.
They have all came to my aid in my hour of need. Fella’s please come in.
***The door swings open and 5 midgets
enter, Freddy also points to the back where two men are standing, the camera
does not get to them.***
Jonny Bawlz: Midgets?
Freddy: I called Rudy up and told him we
needed an elite force of our own, he said if I paid for them they would do
whatever I needed. I was also told these are the best leg humpers he has. Don’t
any of you look past the power of the midget.
***The others crack up***
Sarah: Listen, Freddy, I know you are
looking for an advantage to get your wife back, but this?
Freddy: It will help, trust me. Now I
mean it we have to stay together, going to matches together whatever we have to
do. Now I know we cant go to Moe’s but the two in the back will be keeping an
eye out and I am sure Kloe will be joining him. The midget’s will be on
standby. Any questions?
Rangon: Bathroom breaks?
Freddy: This is Gang Warfare, (Freddy
smiles) save it for the match.
::Fire works go off as the crowd goes crazy. The Gang
WarFare Cell hangs high in the rafters. The lights reflect off the
steel.::
Tim Stocks: Welcome all to this sold out North Shore
Events Center in Auckland, New Zealand. I am Tim Stocks with...
Jim Roberts: Jim Roberts. You know one good thing
about New Zealand....they have some great beer.
Tim: Lets see if you cannot stay sober tonight....We
just saw what was going on in the locker rooms of the Stables tonight. I
wonder where Kamakazi is?
Jim: I don't care where he is, as long as he is here for
the Gang WarFare match.
Tim: He does have a match with his partner, Terry
O'Reilly, coming up for the tag belts.
Jim: Yeah so, your point is.
Tim: Oh forget it.
Jim: Finally you see that I don't care.
Tim: Well besides the tag match we also got all our
champions in action. Plus number one contendership matches for each
division.
Jim: Yeah and we got The ICE one himself against Sean
Todd Wildman. If I was Wildman, I would not have gave Kloe back.
Tim: Good thing your not. Moe would have killed
you. But its time to get this started. And we have William Hung is
here to sing our National Anthem.

As William starts to sing the American Anthem, the fans in New
Zealand starts to boo. After a while he stops singing and smiles.
Then he starts in with "She Bangs" The fans go crazy.
Tim: Man he can sing.
Jim: And they call me the messed up one.
William leaves the ring as the first match of the night
starts.
Match 1
Zach "Terror" Robinson vs. Scott Levi
::"F*ck the World" by ICP comes on as Zach Robinson makes his
way down to ring. Halfway down the ramp way, Terry O'Reilly comes
running down.
Jim: What is the drunken Irish boy doing down here?
Terry cold clock Zach. Zach rolls off the ramp way and
falls onto the guard rail in an strange manner. He hangs there with his
leg caught in it.
Tim: Man that was nasty. I hope that he is okay.
O'Reilly enters the ring and grabs the mic.
Terry: I know that my son is here. I want him back
NOW or this event is going no further!
Just then "Rock the Party" by POD hits the system.
Jim: Here comes the man...
The Elite Force comes running down and gets Terry out of the
ring and back to the back.
Jim: Okay maybe that wasn't Mack.
Tim: Nah you think.
Paramedics come out and get Zach. Zach tries to walk but
fall down. The Paramedics get him on the stretcher and carry him to the
back.
Tim: What about Levi???
Jim: Maybe he wasn't here?
Match 2
Scorpio Murphey vs Tyson Gunn
Arena Mact for number one contender
Tim Stocks: Its time for the Number one contenders match for the Arena Title.
"Mudshovel" by Staind begins to echo over the PA System.
Daemon Right: On the way to the ring, at six foot three weighing in at two
hundred and seventy pounds...Scorpio Murphey.
Scorpio Murphey makes his way to the Cage and awaits his opponent. "Jada's got a
gun" begins playing
Daemon Right: And his opponent at a towering seven feet tall and weighing in at
two hundred and seventy pounds....Tyson Gunn.
Scorpio and Tyson lock up in the middle of the cage. Gunn uses his size to his
advantage and powers Scorpio to the ground. He then proceeds to viciously attack
Murphey with punishing fist to the head.
Roberts: Gunn going after Murphey with all he's got.
Gunn lifts Scorpio to his feet and tosses him into the barbed wire. Scorpio
twitches in pain. Instead of going in for the kill Gunn taunts the crowd
thinking that its all but over. With his attention focused elsewhere Gunn gets
bum rushed by the recovering Murphey.
Tim: That was a big mistake by Gunn.
A vicious bulldog lays Gunn to the mat. Scorpio rolls the
fallen Gunn to the barbed wire and begins to wrap it around his body. Gunn
screams in agony as he fights to free himself from the piercing wire. Scorpio
smells blood and goes in for the kill. In a amazing move Scorpio gets a running
start anmd slides into Gunn feet first smashing him against the steel cage. He
then untangles the bloody Gunn and lifts him to his feet. In a show of stregth
Scorpio nails the Scorpio Driver and gets the win as Gunn lays motionless.
Jim: Looks like Scorpio might be getting the Arena Title back again.
Tim: Yeah...I wonder who he will be facing.
(As Jbot is exiting his locker room he gets hit in the head
with a baseball bat. He falls down to the ground. The figure who swung it is
wearing a mask, similar to the one worn by Jason Myers. In fact it is the very
same mask. The figure stands over the fallen Jbot, lifts his mask up just enough
to spit on him. He kicks him in the head and walks down the hall.)
Eve vs Jonny Bawlz
(#1 contendership for lightweight title)
Deamon:
Ladies and Gentlemen, our next match is
schedule for 1 fall and is for the #1 contenders slot for the WWA Lightweight
championship. Coming to the ring, a member of Stable WWA Highflyers! Former WWA
lightweight champion....EVE!!!!!!
(( Eve approaches the ring all calm. She is
smiling and waving at the audiance. The perverted male audiance is screaming and
wooing her, but she just keeps her cool. She enters the ring and has the
audiance cheering loudly.))
Deamon:
And Her opponent. Member of Stable The Set
Initiative, the master of chair kwon do....this is Jonnnnnnyyyyyyy BAWLZ!!!!!!!!!!
(( Marlyn Manson's Modscene comes on and
Jonny Bawlz walks through the curtains holding a chair. The fans come to their
feet cheering. Bawlz looks around and absorbs the admiration. He then walks down
to the ring giving the younger fans five. When he gets to the ring, he throws
the chair to the side and enters. The Members Set Initiative is at ring side
with him ))
Tim Stocks:
You don't think he'll use that chair on Eve do
you?
Jim Roberts:
I think you'll have a better chance at seeing
him make out with her.
Tim Stocks:
Why would you say that?
Jim Roberts:
Bawlz is a hoe! He's a homewrecker! He knows
what hes doing is wrong. He should be anywhere around Sarah, don't you agree?
Tim Stocks:
Umm....that's none of my business.
Jim Roberts:
See! knew you agreed with me.
(( The Bell sounds and the couple start to
circle the ring. They start towards each other when Eve drops down and trips
Jonny Bawlz sending him face first to the mat. He quickly hops on top of him
straddling his back and begins to hammer the sides of his head with forearms.
She hops off and runs to the ropes. She's coming back to drop kick him but he
grabs her ankle tripping her up. She falls down, and he hops up. He grabs her by
the hair standing her up. He whips her to the corner and follows in for a lariat
smash. Eve drops down propped up in the corner. Jonny Bawlz signals for a
possible bronco buster!? He darts across the ring, leaps into the air and
....misses! Eve rolls out of the way in the nick of time. ))
Jim Roberts:
Poor Jonny.........and his bawl
Tim Stocks:
Devastating mista.....wait...what?! ...that's
pretty funny Jim.
(( Jonny is now rolling around on the mat
trying to pull himself together. By now Eve has made it to her feet. She climbs
to the second turnbuckle of the corner and leaps off for a flying leg drop. She
nails it. She hops up and signals for an early attempt at The Parasite. She
misses as Jonny ducks it, she turns around and Jonny hits her with a diamond
cutter. Eve goes down. Jonny stands up and signals to the crowd for the Tilt-A-Bawlz.
He stands Eve up and hits it. Eve is now unconsceince. Jonny hops up and starts
to go for the pin, but instead motions to the crowd for one more. So he stands
Eve up, He then walks over to the corner and grabs the chair he carried to the
ring. The referee sees this and darts over to Eve. Jonny swings, but ends up
hitting both the referee and Eve simultaniously. Jonny throws the chair to the
side and goes for a cover. Suddenly, a referee comes running from the back. This
referee has a beard. Jonny is signaling for him to count. The referee drops
down...1...........2........................................... The referee
stops in mid count and stands up. The fans and Jonny are all confused. The
referee looks over at the chair and points at the referee and Eve and then
points at the chair. Jonny jumps up asking him what is going on. The referee
points out that he believes Jonny Hit the other ref on purpose. Jonny denys it.
The referee walks over and picks up the chair. The Entire time Jonny is
screaming and following the referee around. The Referee calls for calls for a
microphone. He speaks. ))
Referee:
I see foul play here. And I have come to a
decision.
(( The Referee drops the microphone and spins
around wrapping the chair around Jonny's head. Jonny drops to the mat out of it.
The fans and Set Initiative are all shocked. The referee then rips his beard and
mustache off.. It's RANDY MANIRO!!!! He quickly picks up the microphone as TSI
begins to rush the ring. ))
Randy:
LEAVE MY SISTER ALONE!!!!!!!!
((Randy drops the microphone and flees from the
ring into the crowd, before Set Initiative can get to him. Suddenly a real
referee comes running out and slides into the ring. Jonny had collapsed on top
of the Unconsciencous Eve. The referee counts declaring Jonny the winner. Sarah
Brynes stands at ringside still staring off into the crowd. Her mouth is dropped
open, and she looks completely surprised.))
Tim Stocks:
Randy Maniro making a special appearence, but
it doesn't help Eve any. Jonny Bawlz picks up the victory and moves on to get a
shot at the Lightweight Title. Look at Sarah she looks so sad.
Jim Roberts:
Serves the Slut Right!!!!
Tim Stocks:
Whatever Jim!
(As Dante enters the arena A trash can comes flying out
from the side. Dante turns to look towards where it came from and his clocked
with the same bat Jbot was hit with. The Jason Myers figure swings again until
Dante is out cold. Jason Myers doesn’t just move on this time he begins to
speak.)
Jason Myers: You think I forgot about our little match
Dante. You are the reason I had to go away, but I am back now.
(Jason takes one last swing at the fallen Dante, one
connecting fully with his rib cage. Jason leaves as security shows up.)
Tim (WWA's #1 Fan) v.s.
Walter (The Scary Demise Guy)
Deamon:
Ladies and Gentlemen! This match is scheduled
for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. This is a special grudge match between
to non superstars that frequent our federation quite a bit. First, coming down
the isle from Omaha, Nebraska. He weighs in at 145 pounds. The self
proclaimed WWA #1 Fan, the Man known only as TIM!!!!!!
((That Great 80's classic "Eye of the Tiger"
Strikes up on the loud speaker. Tim the fan comes walking out wearing a bath
robe and is waving at everyone in the crowd. He makes it to the ring and
remove's his robe revealing his wrestling attire. He has borrowed a pair of
trunks from someone, and he is wearing Hocky Player Knee pads and High School
Amatuer Wrestling Shoes.))
Deamon:
And his opponent! From the Dark Side. He has
warned the WWA of our demise, he has told us that he is very scary! He has told
us about the tricks he plays on people when he turns the lights out, He lives
alone, he works at Arby's, Ladies and Gentlemen..........The self-proclaimed
Grim Reaper of the WWA .....WALTER!!!!!!
((The lights go out and some stupid death
metal song comes on. The song plays for a moment and the lights come back on.
Walter is laying in the isle way, his foot got tangled up in some cable while he
was trying to make his spector like entrance. He stands up and brushes himself
off. He then walks slowly to the ring. This guy is scary. He is wearing Make up
like he is a Dawn of the Dead Zombie, and he's wearing all black and a black
trench coat. He makes it into the ring.))
Tim Roberts:
I don't know what to say except, yikes.
Jim Roberts:
Hey.....what's your wife doing in the ring?
Tim Roberts:
Grow Up Jim!
(( The bell sounds and the two tie up. Tim wins
the tie up with a text book side headlock. Walter pushes him towards the ropes.
Tim is coming back, Walter drops down. Tim leaps over him and runs to the other
side of the ring. Walter jumps up and taunts the crowd by pointing at his head.
Walter turns around as Tim is coming back. Tim hits a perfectly executed
Hurri-can-rana. ))
Tim Roberts:
Oh My God! Who knew the kid could really
wrestle?
Jim Roberts:
That was amazing!
(( Walter stands back up staggered. Tim Sends
him to the mat with a standing drop kick. Walter crawls to the ropes and gets
half way out. The referee tell's Tim to go to a nuetral corner and he complies.
Walter returns to the ring, they both begin to circle the ring. They meet in the
center and go for a tie up, but Walter surprises Tim with a knee lift the the
stomach. Tim is bent over double and Walter runs to the ropes as he's coming
back he nails Tim with a flying knee lift to the face. Tim goes down and Walter
hops back up. Walter then hits a standing shooting star press in the center of
the ring. He hops back up and nails a spinning leg drop. He then hops back up
and delivers a standing moonsault. He then calls for the referee to count. The
referee drops down. 1, 2, ....kick out! Walter hops back up and runs for the
turnbuckle. He gets to the second rope and goes for a flying elbow. He Misses!
Tim rolls out of the way. Tim hops back up and grabs Walter by the hair lifting
him to his feet. He then nails him with a couple of roundhouse rights and
snapmares him to the ground. Tim the puts a headlock on him. Walter is
struggling, the grip must be tight. Walter is able to get to the ropes. Tim
releases the hold. Walter is draped across the second rope, Tim goes running
across the ring and comes flying back. He splashes the back of Walters head.
Walter falls back into the ring. Tim runs to the ropes leaping up on the second
one, and nailing Walter with an awesome Lion Sault. For the Cover!
1....2......kick out. Tim hops up making sure the referee didn't say three. He
turns back to Walter and stands him up He gets him set up and signals for a
tornado ddt. He runs for the corner but loses grip of Walter and sails over the
corner post through the bell table. Tim is out cold. The referee begins the
count. All of a suddenly, a small old man wearing sweats and a tobogon comes
running down to ring side. with a towel. He starts to throw it in the ring. ))
Tim Stocks:
Who is this guy?
Jim Roberts:
That's Nick, he's Tim's trainer for the match.
Tim Stocks:
Like in Rocky!?
Jim Roberts:
Ha! Honestly Tim, Rocky was just a movie, and
the trainers name was Mick, not Nick.
(( Nick rushes over to Tim and begins coaching
him. Nick looks him over and then signals to the back. Suddenly, a female Midget
(who looks pretty darn good) comes walking out in a bikini with a covered dish.
When she reaches Tim she kisses him and opesn the covered dish. There is a 40oz
Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor and a bucket of Pimp Daddy's Fried Chicken. The
Feed it to Tim and he shoots up ready to go, just like Popeye. He returns to the
apron as Walter is returning to his feet. In the meantime, Jim Roberts abandons
his post at the announcers table and swipes the Uncle Jemima's from the tray. As
Walter returns to his feet, Tim jumps up on the Top rope and hits Walter with a
Frankensteiner into a pin. 1.....2......3!))
Deamon Riight:
And there you have it! The winner of this
classic grudge match....Tim the #1 Fan!!!!
Tim Stocks:
Jim, this match has shocked me...what I thought
was going to be a silly excuse for humor turned out to be a pretty decent match.
Jim Roberts:
Tim did you see what that midget had! don't
worry I got some!
Tim Stocks:
Some things never change.
::Terry O'Reilly is sceen backstage looking for Kama.::
Terry: Where the heck is my partner.
::Terry looks in some more doors until he finds Kash.::
Kash: Hey man..
Terry: Where the hell is he?
Kash: What??
"Titans of Our Time" by Iron Savior starts to play.
Terry: Oh, F*ck it.
Terry heads to the ring.
Match 4
Terry O'Reilly & Kamakazi vs. Wolveriens
T4
"Titans of Our Time" by Iron Savior plays and Masachi
Hanzottori comes down to the ring in his trademark suit and mask, waving out to
fans who are a bit more familiar with him after Terror. He starts pacing in the
ring as he speaks to the crowd.
Masachi: "Hello everybody, I'm Masachi Hanzottori, the force behind WWA's
Terror. It's an incredible feeling right now, because this next match will
decide who is to be crowned the new WWA Tag Team Champions!
I'm excited, I know Tim Stocks and Jim Roberts here can't wait to call this
match, we've got Deamon Riight over here, he's got the job of letting you all
know who's coming to the ring, and who's declared the winners. Also a very
important job.
But right now, tonight the most important task isn't with these guys. It isn't
with me, Crystal, Biohazard or Mack. It's with all of you in attendance right
here in Auckland's North Shore. Now I want to hear some serious cheers and boos
tonight, give these guys all you've got!
Now there is one more thing before I leave, and it makes this all very
interesting. We all know that both of these teams will go on to compete in Gang
Warfare later on. We know who they have to face. But before they do, the winners
of this match will be presented their titles by the WWA's most prominent Tag
Team of all time - the Chill of Death!"
*The crowd gives a big cheer*
"That's what I'm talking about! Keep up the good work, Auckland!"
Masachi exits the ring and sits down by Tim & Jim, putting on a headset.
Stylus' "Backstabbers Incorporated" plays as the Wolverines burst through the
drywall on El Mexico's moped, run a circuit of the ring, and leave it parked
next to the commentary table. They slide in the ring and pose on the
turnbuckles, DVK with the Lightweight title over one shoulder, pointing to the
other indicating he's looking to put the Tag belt there.
"Man in the Box" hits and Terry O'Reilly storms down to the ring with a look of
sheer determination. You can tell his ankle is still affecting him, but he's
doing his best to ignore it. The referee wait a minute for Kamakazi to join
them, but it doesn't look like he's going to. El Mexico is sent to the apron and
the bell is rung.
Tim: Where the hell is Kamakazi?
Masachi: Looks like he's saving his energy for the Heavyweight title match later
on.
Jim: Wasn't he the one who desparately wanted the tag belts back in the first
place with SubZero Blade?
Masachi: If you ask me, he's scared. He knows he can't face up to Rangon, and
won't be any use to the LOE if he goes through both of these matches beforehand.
But that's just speculation talking.
DVK and O'Reilly lock up in a test of strength, and O'Reilly gets the upper
hand, shoving DVK into the ropes. DVK holds on, and as Terry comes charging at
him he finds a quick dropkick on his chest, knocking the Belfast Badass to the
mat. DVK follows up with a handspring splash, bounces back off the ropes, jumps
over Terry who gets up and catches DVK with an overhead suplex on his way back.
Tim: He didn't see that one coming!
O'Reilly picks up DVK and goes for a scoop, but DVK slips out behind him and
locks in a buffalo sleeper of sorts. Terry tries to throw DVK over his shoulder,
but he's got his leg hooked. After a short while he gets to the ropes, and DVK
releases his hold. DVK casually heads over to his corner and tags in El Mexico
Mesterio, who speeds in with a lightning fast headscissors. O'Reilly is straight
to his feet and comes back with a clothesline. EMM up, O'Reilly goes for another
clothesline, but gets arm dragged and barred in the middle of the ring.
Jim: How's he gonna get out of this one?
Masachi: It's an armbar. If you can't get out of an armbar you shouldn't be in
the ring.
No sooner said than O'Reilly rolls out and over EMM, hooking the leg for a
surprise one count. Terry sends EMM off the ropes and goes for a sideslam, only
to find himself in an octopus stretch moments later. After wearing him down for
a while, EMM rolls down to pin O'Reilly's shoulders to the mat, still in the
hold. O'Reilly kicks out at two. Madder now than if it was St. Patty's day and
all the pubs were shut, O'Reilly goes about dragging EMM down to the mat and
pummeling him, pulling away just in time before the ref's DQ count. Whips EMM to
the corner now, landing hard lefts and rights all over, giving El Mexico no safe
way to block.
Masachi: He's like an animal unleashed. Does he have shoot fighting experience?
Tim: You'd think we'd know if he did...
Terry Goes for the O'Reilly factor on EMM, by EMM reverses it into a small
package.
1....2...3.
Daemon Riight: You're winner by pinfall, and NEW Tag Team Champions... DVK and
El Mexico Mesterio, the Wolverines!
Tim: The Wolverines have done it! They're the new tag Team Champions!
Jim: Yeah but they only had to beat one guy for them, that's not right.
Masachi enters the ring and raises the Wolverines' hands in victory.
Masachi: Now I'd like to invite to the ring the "ICEman" Moe Hunter and the
"Demon-strator" Freddy Lawson. You know them best as the Chill of Death!
"Boom" by P.O.D. hits as the Chill of Death pump up the fans on their way to the
ring, holding the tag belts above their heads.
Masachi: Alright, over to you guys.
Freddy: Thanks Masa. Now you might expect us to cling on to these titles tonight
like we did for 77 days last year before deciding we had too much gold already.
You might be thinking that we'll knock you out with the belts and head backstage
with an advantage over you in Gang Warfare. But you two have done something
rare.
Moe: That's right. We all remember how you guys started out, and how the first
few months of your time in the WWA you just couldn't find your footing, let
alone a win. Hell, there was even a time when DVK, you lost to Scooby - one of
the few guys you ever did beat in the past. We remember the handicap matches
against Damian Grimm that you lost miserably...
But look at you now. DVK you're on an extremely impressive winning streak, and
if you win your next match you'll have beaten the record for longest Lightweight
title reign, surpassing Kendal Carter and Eve's tied record of 35 days. El
Mexico, you're getting better all the time, and your recent unmasking hasn't
hindered you at all. As a tag team you're the most formidible in active
competition, and you've proven that beyond a shadow of a doubt. Plus, you've
finally got a decent name. So it is with great honour that we present to you the
WWA Tag Team titles.
The Chill of Death hand over the belts to the Wolverines, and they all link and
raise their hands in celebration. Moe and Freddy walk to the back and El Mexico
rides his moped out as DVK prepares for his Lightweight title match up next.
Match 5
DVK vs. JJ Rock
Light Weight Title
Ladder match
Daemon Right: Its noiw time for our second title match of the
evening.
DVK hands the Referee the Lightweight title and It is suspended above the ring.
"Big Gun" by AC/DC begins to play throughout the Arena. JJ Rock runs down and
slides into the ring. He immediately tackles DVK down to the mat and the two
begin to brawl. DVK rolls to the outside of the ring and JJ follows close
behind.
Jim Roberts: Now this is action that I like to see. A straight up brawl.
JJ irish whips DVK into the ringside barrier and follows in with a tremendous
dropkick. DVK falls to the mat in a heap. Obviously fatigued by the tag match
before hand. JJ sees the advantage and reaches under the ring to pull out a
ladder. When he turns back toward DVK he is nailed with a cross body block. JJ
is sandwiched to the ground with the ladder and DVK laying atop him.
Tim Stocks: Incredible move by the lightweight champion. Risking life and limb
to keep his title.
DVK slowly gets to his feet. He then climbs onto the ring apron and lands a
running senton splash onto JJ and the ladder. Both men roll in agony outside the
ring.
Jim Roberts: DVK took a lot out of himself with that one Tim.
Both men struggle to there feet. JJ gets the advantage with a
few good haymakers followed by a ddt. He then grabs the ladder and slides it
into the ring. JJ picks up DVK off the ground and rolls him into the ring.
Tim Stocks: Finally the match has made it into the ring.
JJ slides under the ropes and proceeds to put the boots to DVK. He then lifts up
the champ and slams him onto the ladder. JJ then climbs the turnbuckle and goes
for a moonsault onto DVK and the ladder. However DVK rolls out of the ring last
second and JJ hits the ladder hard.
Tim Stocks: That might be the turning point of the match. JJ looks almost out of
it.
DVK makes it to his feet and looks at the fallen Rock. He then grabs the ladder
and sets it up in position to grab the belt. He starts to climb toward the gold
but notices JJ starting to stir. He hops back down and signals for the Fatality.
He lifts up JJ but JJ quickly lifts DVK up into a fireman's carry. He then spins
him around into a wicked looking stunner. DVK hits the ground hard as JJ
stumbles to the ladder.
Jim Roberts: I think JJ might have it all but won now! What a amazing move.
JJ slowly begins to climb the ladder. He reaches the top but realizes that the
force from his last move knocked the ladder out of position. As he stretches to
try to grab the belt DVK crawls over to the ladder and pushes it over sending JJ
onto the top ring rope throat first. the ropes create a whiplash maneuver and JJ
gets slung to the mat with a sickening thug.
Jim Roberts: That could have broke JJ"s neck. What a gruesome sight!
DVK grabs the ladder and positions it. He then climbs to the top and grabs the
Lightweight title.
The Bells sounds as DVK falls to the Mat exhausted after the battle. The Ref
rushes over to JJ Rock to check on his condition. Luckily, JJ gets to his feet
holding his neck.
Daemon Right: The Winner of the match and still WWA Light Weight champion DVK!!
Tim Stocks: What a Night for DVK! He is now both the Tag Team and Lightweight
Champion.
Jim Roberts: Just think Tim....DVK still has the chance of walking out of here
with two more titles around his waist. He could become a Legend right here
tonight.
Jim Roberts: So what is next?
Tim Stocks: Looks like a 4 way arena match. Should be one of
the better matches of the night.
Jim Roberts: Unless there are live nudes wake me when its
over.
Tim Stocks: Fine, (aside) I don't see how they can pay him
Match 6
Padre Muerte vs. Rip Saw vs. West Nutz vs.
Disco Bob
Arena Title
Dameon Riight: First coming down at 6'10, 210 pounds, Disco
Bob.
(The crowd cheers as one of the WWA's favorite underdogs
enters the ring. Dameon calls the two others but neither show, he finds luck
when calling down Padre Morte.)
Dameon Riight: Finally the final competitor, at 6' 10, 355
pounds Padre Morte.
Padre enters the arena pit and goes straight for Disco Bob.
Bob gets hit upside the head with a lead pipe Padre had hidden. Bob crashes hard
to the floor grabbing his head.
Tim Stocks: That didnt take long to draw blood.
Padre then continues his onslaught. He picks Bob up for a
suplex. Then when Bob is on the ground he rakes his face, tearing open Disco
Bob's wound a little further. After a few more punches to the face Padre again
picks up Disco Bob in hopes of a DDT. Bob somehow gathers enough strength to
push Padre Morte back, Padre then steps on his own pipe, it goes flying forwards
as he falls to the floor.
Tim Stocks: It always pays to know where things are.
Jim Roberts: (lifting his head) Paying isn't the problem, its
what happens when the wife finds out.
Tim Stocks: huh????
Disco Bob takes this moment to try and turn the tables, He
grabs a near by chair and starts hitting Padre continually with it. After a few
hits to the ribs Padre manages to catch the chair and pulls Disco Bob to the
ground.
Tim Stocks: Not good.
Padre then uses the chair on Disco Bob. After repeating blows
he places it on Bob's head, and open wound and lands a huge leg drop onto the
chair. Bob Is knocked out cold and Padre Morte picks up the win.
Tim Stocks: Wow, Padre really took it to him. He has started
picking up his game as of late.
Jim Roberts: His game has always been there, you just couldn't
see it.
Match 7
ICEman Moe
Hunter vs. Sean Todd Wilde
Anything Goes
"American
Bad Ass" plays as Sean Todd Wilde makes his way to the ring.
Daemon Right: Comming to the ring standing at 6'4" and weighing in at
255lbs.....Sean Todd Wilde.
"Immortal" by Adema begins to play.
Daemon Right: And his Opponent at 6'4" and weighing in at 240 lbs.....Moe
Hunter.
The Bell rings as Moe Hunter and Wilde go toe to toe. Wilde gets in Moes face
and pushes back the member of TSI. Moe retaliates with a shove of his own
followed by a series of right hands. He then whips Wilde into the ropes. Wilde
ducks under a clothesline attempt and comes back with a clothesline of his own.
Moe tumbles to the mat and backs to the ropes seemingly shocked at the ability
of Wilde.
Wilde goes after Moe, who uses his experience to grab Wild by the waist and push
him through the ropes to the outside. Moe jumps to his feet and smiles toward
Wilde who seems infuriated outside the ring. Wilde rolls back into the ring and
runs at Moe again who sidesteps and catches wilde coming back off the ropes with
a thunderous body slam. Moe then lifts wilde off the mat and attempts a suplex,
but Wilde floats over and nails a huge German suplex. He then bounces off the
ropes and kicks Moe square in the face.
Tim: What a great move by
Sean. He is putting up a good fight.
Moe rolls in pain and wilde quickly goes for a cover. Only a two count. Wilde
stays focused lands a couple of boots before lifting Moe up and throwing him
into the corner. He charges in and hits a clothesline. Wilde then sits Moe
uptop and sends him down with a incredible belly to belly suplex. A pin and
another two count. Wilde can't beleive it as he lifts up Moe and goes for the
wild ride. Moe blocks it and throws him into the ropes and lands a kick to the
gut followed by a wicked ddt. Moe goes for the cover and gets two. Moe lifts
up Wilde and shifts behind and goes for another german suplex but in a amazing
show of agility moe lands on his feet and quickly rolls up Wilde for a
one...two...three.
Jim: No Moe won.
Tim: What why you hating on Moe?
Jim: Because I want his
wife.
Tim: You want every girl
Tim Stocks: Can you feel it, its almost Gang Warfare time.
Jim Roberts: We have something to take care of first, as
TSI’s Rangon takes on Kamakazi for the Heavyweight title.
Tim Stocks: Wow, you actually can keep track of things.
Jim Roberts: Only because I am looking forward to finding
out just where in the heck Kama is, or has been.
Match 8
Kamakazi vs. Rangon
Heavyweight Title.
Dameon Riight: Coming down first , the challenger weighing
in at 280 pounds, the six foot eight Rangon.
***Links 1, 2, 3 by Rammstein, plays but Rangon is not
alone, he is joined by the rest of TSI, plus 5 midgets. Rangon enters the ring
and the others are awaiting the arrival of Kamakazi.***
"FireStarter" by Prodigy begins to blare
thoughout the
Arena. Kamakazi the enters wearing a gothic style hooded robe. His face is
covered as he holds his head low while methodlcly walking to the ring.
Tim Stocks: I can't believe it. Thats a Kamakazi we
haven't seen in years.
Kama continues his walk to the ring. The Ref moves TSI to
the opposite side of the ring as Kamakazi stands at ringside. After a Staredown
with Rangon he rolls into the ring.
Jim Roberts: This should be a Great Match. Both men look
ready for battle.
The Ref holds Rangon back as Kama walks to the middle of
the ring and kneels down as almost in prayer. The bell rings as Rangon dashes
toward Kamakazi. In one quick Motion Kama jumps to his feet and lights his
clothed hand on fire. He then grabs Rangon by the head. The bell imwediatly is
sounded as Rangon has now droped to the mat while Kama keeps his grasp.
Roberts and Stocks: OH MY GOD!!
The other members of TSI stand by a moment in shock, then
finally realizing what Kamakazi has just done they all bolt for inside the ring.
Jonny being the first in dives for Kamakazi knocking him off of Rangon. Rangon
rolls around screaming in pain. Sarah attempts to aid him while the others begin
punching Kamakazi repeatedly. Soon after members of LOE come running down the
ramp. They quickly blow by the midgets and enter the ring. Tony Steele, Moe
Hunter rise up to meet them head on. JBot, JJRock, Padre, Terry O’Reilly and
KASH are taking out the two members of TSI up against them. Suddenly more men
are coming down, its Jack Dynamo and Kendall Carter.
Jim Roberts: I haven’t seen them in ages,
what could they be doing?
Jack and Kendall start to aid Tony Steele and Moe Hunter,
the midgets also finally enter the ring humping various legs. The ring is
starting to become cleared as men are being tossed out. Sarah has now gotten
Rangon out and Paramedics are at his aid. Then we notice Kamakazi is now
bleeding from his head. Freddy and Jonny are still wailing on him. “Rock the
Party” By POD comes on as the Elite Force come out to stop what is going on.
They manage to save Kamakazi from Jonny’s Tilt-a-Bawlz. TSI all head to the back
in hopes of seeing on the status of Rangon. The members of LOE check Kamakazi
and realize he has no real serious injuirise except for a little loss of blood.
They all head up the ramp with Kamakazi in the rear because he went back to grab
his belt. As Kamakazi starts to turn the corner an arm reaches out from dark and
seizes him.
Tim Stocks: Who just did that?
Jim Roberts: Who cares, its GW time.
Tim Stocks: First we have a message from our sponsor.
There is a long pause, voices can be heard from the sound
system.
Guy 1: I don’t know what is going on, we have lost the
spot, someone has taken control of the feed.
Guy 2: Figure it out now, we have dead air.
Tim Stocks: Well sorry ladies and gentlemen I am sure it
will be fixed shortly, in the mean time lets talk about the next match.
Jim Roberts: What do you want to say, everyone is here for
this match. They know every detail, hearing you babble on isn’t going to intrest
them.
Tim Stocks: Aren’t we a sour puss.
Jim Roberts: Eww that hurt.
Tim Stocks: Hey look a naked Sarah out in the crowd.
Jim turns his head in search while Tim shakes his head.
Then on the Screen for all the world to see is a picture of Kamakazi. He is
passed out, eyes closed, motionless. As the camera pans out we can also see that
his pants are down, and where they should be is a midget. This is no ordinary
midget, it is a female dressed as Terry O’Reilly. She is not just sitting on him
but seems to be having sex with him. Kamakazi’s eyes slowly open. He sees what
is on him and tries to throw her off. But before he can another pair of hands
take his. Jason Myers is keeping him from moving. He strapes his hands down.
Jason Myers: Enjoy this you piece of shit. Its what you
wanted right. Terry and you making love, we all saw that little present you gave
him.
Kamakazi: You will pay for this.
Jason Myers: Watching it is going to be worse than anything
you could do to me. I had a hard time setting this up. It took half a bottle of
Cialis. (Jason Myers grins)
Kamakazi again tries to leaves, Jason gives the signal to
the woman dressed as Terry and she gets off. Camera fades out.
Tim Stocks: I can’t believe this. How could he do such a
thing.
Jim Roberts: Well it does promote the escort service.
Tim Stocks: Just who is this Jason Myers? And Why is he
attacking members of the WWA.
Jim Roberts: Are you stupid it’s obviously Freddy, who else
could it be.
Tim Stocks: Freddy is with TSI.
Jim Roberts: Whatever you say, Tim. But its finally time.
****Gang WarFare****
As the Cell starts to lower around the ring. "Roots" by
Sepultra hits the speakers. As Team LOE makes there way to the ring.
When the come out they all have heavy rubber gloves on and Kama has some cables
over his shoulder. By the time they get down to the ring the Cell is down.
They enter throw the only door. All of LOE puts there gloves on, close the
door, and holds on to it. Kama breaks away and head to the generator. (OOC:
Read Eve's rp) He hooks the cable up to the generator and then to the
cell. He gets and evil grin on his. He pulls the cord and starts the
generator up. Sparks can be seen where the cables and the cell conect.
Jim: Kama just electrified the cage.
Tim: Thats the veteran...or maybe the psycho...part of
him coming out.
Just then "Build A Bridge" by Limp Bizkit comes on. The
sound of Moped Scooters can be heard. The High Flyers scoot down to the
ring. Eve is walking and has a Leather Jacket on. The High Flyers
look at LOE. El Grapadura reaches for the door. When his hand
touches the metal he gets a big shock. The electricity sends him flying
into Mister Whitey.
Jim: I bet that was shocking. Ha ha ha.
Tim: Man your sad.
Suddenly Domination comes running from the back. Dante
looks pissed off from his earlier attack.
Tim: Man they are only down to three men.
Jim: Yeah it sucks that Zach broke his leg.
The High Flyers get ready ready for the on coming stable.
As Domination gets down there, the two stables start to fight. Dante
doesn't stop running. Dante picks up El Grapadura, who made it back to his
feet, and uses him like a human battering ram. He smashes him into the
door, and forces it open. El Grapadura gets a big shock after that.
Dante drops El Grapadura in the door frame and goes right after JBot. All
the rest of the stables pile in through the door stampeding over El Grapadura.
Grapadura is all cut up and bruised up. He's not moving.
Riight: First Eliminated El Grapadura.
Tim: Wow all stables are not here yet.
As the stables start to fight "Thin Spirits" by Finger Eleven.
The crowd goes crazy as SET makes its way to the ring. They all enter and
start feuding with other people. Jonny Bawlz and Moe are standing around
Freddy. The refs, with rubber gloves, pulls El Grapadura out of the door
way, and locks the door. The bell sounds.
Jim: YAY!!! Its now under way.
Tim: Lets see how Freddy can make it out of this.
Kama and Dante try to get to Freddy. Kama gets tied up
with Bawlz and Dante starts to fight Moe. Padre starts to work his tactics
and grabs a razor wire 2x4. He walks over to Mr. Steele and sends the 2x4
into Steele side. JJ comes over and helps out his partner with Steele.
Tim: Padre and JJ have been in many Gang WarFares.
Looks like they know how to win this.
Padre and JJ continue to work on Tony. They thorw him
over the barbwire ropes onto the barbwire outside. Padre and JJ follow.
On the opposite side of the ring Terry has pushed El Mexico Mesterio into the
cage for revenge earlier tonight. Terry holds him there until EMM losses
consciousness.
Riight: Second Eliminated El Mexico Mesterio
Tim: Man Terry must be upset.
Padre and JJ get a hold of Tony. Padre shoot Tony
to JJ. When Tony reaches JJ, JJ lift him high in the air and slams him
onto the barbwire coils around the ring. Tony twitches a little bit.
Jim: Tony is almost out.
Tim: In the ring it looks like Sean and Eve are going at
it. Sean has a big weight advantage over the lightweight Eve. But
Eve uses her speed to get the upper advantage. Eve gets some quick kick
combos on the tired Sean. Eve then hits a roundhouse kick to the back of
Sean's head. Sean drops to the mat. Eve reaches into the pocket of
the leather jacket, she pulls out a chainsaw blade. She starts to whip
Sean.
Tim: That looks like a Mack move to me.
JJ leave Padre to finish off Tony. JJ moves over to
where Rob and Mister Whitey is fighting. Padre moves into for the kill on
Tony. On the was, Padre picks up a pipe. When he gets to Tony he
takes one swift swing against Tony's head, splitting it open and knocking out
Tony.
Riight: Third Eliminated Tony Steele
Kama keeps bawling with Bawls. He takes a swift kick to
Bawls's balls. He falls down on his knees. Kama then takes his face
and rams it into the cage. Bawl's is out.
Right: Fourth Eliminated Jonny Bawlz
Jim: Man that had to hurt.
Kama makes his way to Freddy. They start to swing at
each other. Kama catches Freddy fist and put a handcuff on him. He
then puts the other part around the cage. Freddy starts to shake as the
currency runs through him.
Tim: Not as much as that.
Freddy grabs out and takes a hold of Kama. Kama starts
to get shocked. After a little Moe gets pushed into Kama, by Dante.
Kama gets freed. And walks over to Terry. Terry is currently
fighting DVK and Sarah. Terry looks over to Kama for help. Kama
flips off Terry and walks away. Terry gets upset and unleashes on Sarah
and DVK. Terry gets a bat at his feet and cold clock DVK.
Riight: Fifth Eliminated Death Valley King.
Terry then goes after Sarah. Back in the other corner JJ
just eliminated Mister Whitey with power bomb into the barbwire.
Riight: Sixth Eliminated Mister Whitey.
Tim: Eve is the only High Flyer Left.
Eve pulls the chainsaw blade around Sean's neck. She
starts to choke him with it. Sean somehow gets to his feet. He
stumbles backwards sending both people out. Eve lands in the barbwire
below. Sean gets his neck caught in the barbwire ropes and passes out.
Riight: Seventh Eliminated Sean Todd Wilde
Jim: Dang that had to hurt.
Eve rolls out of the barbwire, she didn't get a lot of damage
done to her because of the leather jacket. JJ takes Rob and throws him
into the shocking Freddy. Under the bodies natural instinct Freddy grabs
on and Rob falls out.
Riight: Eighth Eliminated Rob.
Rangon moves around to JJ. He goes full force against
him. He knocks him into the cage. JJ gets shocked and gets koed.
Riight: Ninth Eliminated JJ Rock.
JBot takes advantage of the burnt Rangon. Jbot starts to
swing fist at Rangon's face. Rangon eventually pass out.
Riight: Tenth Eliminated Rangon.
Eve pulls out a pair of gloves from under the jacket and heads
over to the generator. On the way she passes Kama. They wink at each
other and keep going.
Jim: Did you see that I think they are on the same page.
Eve takes the cables off the cage and connects them to the
barbwire surrounding the ring. Freddy stops twitching. The bodies in
there now start to twitch. At this same time Moe slams Dante into the
barbwire coils. He gets shocks out.
Riight: Eleventh Eliminated Dante
Tim: Man things keep getting better.
Terry makes his way over to where Eve is. He gets a hold
of here and tries to kiss her. Kama sees this and runs over and knocks
Terry off of her. Terry gets a shocked look until Kama starts swinging fist at
him. Eve goes over to Sarah and starts to battle her.
Jim: I knew it. Eve and Kama are on the same team.
Eve and Sarah are going at it hard. Sarah gets Eve into
a scoop slam. She tries to throw her onto the coils. But when Eve
goes she brings Sarah with her. They both get shocked and get out.
Riight: Twelfth and Thirteenth Eliminated Sarah and Eve.
Jim: No there goes the girls.
Moe gets Freddy free with a pipe to the cuffs. But
before Moe could help him up Padre attacks Moe. Padre gets the upper hand
on until Freddy gets enough energy to knock Padre off of Moe. Freddy and
Moe do a double powerbomb, sending Padre into the coils.
Riight: Fourteenth Eliminated Padre Muerte.
Terry unleashes the furry onto Kama. Its all Kama can do
to stop the attacks. Terry hits the O'Reilly Factor on Kama onto the razor
wire 2x4. Kama passes out.
Riight: Fifteenth Eliminated Kamakazi
Tim: Okay its two on two. Freddy's wife and
Terry's Son is riding on this.
Terry goes through Moe to Freddy on his way picking up the
2x4. JBot gets locked up with Moe. Terry gets to Freddy and kits
Freddy knees. Freddy drops to one. Terry looks him in the eyes.
Terry: I AM GETTING MY SON BACK.
Jim: Man hes upset.
Tim: Do you blame him.
Terry spits in Freddy's face. Freddy gets upset and
tries to jump at Terry. Terry reacts with a power swing to Freddy's face.
Some of the razor catches Freddy's right ear and rips the top fourth of it off.
Freddy rolls in pain. Terry walks over to him, puts his foot on his throat
and chokes him out.
Riight: Sixteenth Eliminated Freddy.
Tim: Oh my....Freddy lost part of his ear.
Jim: That's just disturbing.
JBot and Moe are going at it hard in the ring. Moe gets
the upper hand when he throws JBot into Sean's head. It knocks his head
free and his limp body goes to the barbwire coils. Moe gets JBot in the
Soulnado. JBot is out.
Riight: Seventeenth Eliminated Jbot.
Jim: Its only Terry and Moe going at it.
Terry slides into the ring with Moe. Both men are
bloodied and barley able to move. Terry goes full blast at Moe, move does
a leg sweep sending Terry into the bottom barbwire rope. Moe then runs at
Terry and jumps onto his back. Terry neck goes hard against the barbwire.
The barbwire springs up leaving slash on the bottom on his neck.
Tim: OH MY GOD....Terry is bleeding like crazy.
Moe thinks that Terry it out and Riight starts to get up.
But Terry gets to his feet. Moe gets in ready position. Terry makes
one step towards Moe and pass out.
Riight: Your soul survivor and winner Moe Hunter for The
Set Initiative.
Tim: Moe has done it. He has won Gang WarFare.
Freddy has his wife back.
Jim: But Kama has turned on Terry.
Tim: Next week is going to be interesting. We are
off form Tribulation, in New Zealand.
The camera fades out as paramedics come out and turn off the
generator and start checking on people.